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Bueno aclaro que quizas no sea el mejor comico pero eso es para un poco de publicidad y para que no se arme forobardo... jejej pero es muuy bueno...hace una onda mezclada a les luthiers y pinti.... El ingles no es muy diicil de entender,intenten... Priest link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXE6GZPPCOk Ugly Baby song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpWB_ZiFy-Q Talk To Me (bueno tmb) link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1QAsPLNDVc if i were gay link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c Best Friends Song (Una de las mejores) link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQIH3iq1xVw Beelz (otra de los mejores,pero no esta en vivo) (Belzebu) Grand Father She Gotta Smile Lyrics: Priest deep in prayer my cross to wear i kneel upon the floor temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore but i can not control myself he rips my soul apart for one small sheep among my flock has stolen the shepherd's heart altar boy, altar boy confess your sins to me you will find the grace of god inside my rectory sunday mass or bible class i catch him in my view i close my eyes but there he lies spread eagle on the pew and when i see him in that frock my concience goes araye i'll give him some communion wine thats spiked with spanish fly altar boy, altar boy is it gonna be heaven or hell you can play my organ all night long if you promise never to tell our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name i could dress him up like the pope and then i'd... oh dear god, the shame no no no lead us not into temptation deliver us from sin we could pretend that he was jesus christ and i was mary magdalene altar boy, altar boy confess your sins to me you will find the grace of god inside my rectory oh altar boy, oh altar boy confess your sins to me you will find the grace of god inside my rec... Ugly Baby song This is for my little girl, wherever she may be tonight. You think I’d fuckin know where my daughter was tonight, it’s a brand new song I gotta work with these intros a little bit. Alright here we go. My lady gives birth today, I run to her room right away. She smiles with glee, Then hands her to me. I look at my newborn and say Damn that’s a ugly baby! Damn that’s a ugly ass baby! Im feeling quite concerned, My semen must have turned Cause damn that’s an ugly baby! This is just what I feared. Her head is misshapen and weird She’s skinny like a twig, At least her nuts are big. But her hair color doesn’t match her beard. Damn that’s a ugly baby! God damn that’s an ugly ass baby! I give the doc a smackin’ say, Can’t ya stuff her back in? Cause damn that’s a ugly mow mow And when she smiles im fine, Shane McGowan comes to mind. It makes me want to cry, When I look into her good eye. I always wanted kids. Is it wrong to hope for SIDS? Fuck you its my fuckin’ baby! Then the doctor calls me in. Mr. Lynch, she has a twin Damn thats a good lookin’ baby 1 for 2! On the good lookin’ babies I almost start to weep, Now this one we can keep. Cause that was an ugly ass baby. *Mark Teich* damn that’s an ugly ass baby -Ladys and gentlemen, Mark Teich! Damn that’s a ugly baby….. Jus the guys now, damn that’s a ugly baby Jus the ladies, damn that’s a ugly baby Jus the people who were ugly babies, dam… Yeah motha fuckers I got ya! Yeah well she’s got one good tooth one ear and one eye, Thank god just one nose but its on her left thigh The thought of changing her diaper each day, Or powdering her ass with that tail end away I think I could get a good price on eBay. On tha…. Jus made that up..Not me!... I don’t want no ugly baby I said damn that’s a ugly baby Damn that’s a ugly baby! Talk To Me I came down to the breakfast table felt like I could die Tried so hard but wasn't able to look you in the eye For i'm feeling so much shame yes i have brought disgrace i can tell i've soiled my good name by the look upon your face Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin it I was really crankin it Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad talk to me dad I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin it I was really crankin it Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad but I wouldn't use those tissues They've already been had Talk to me dad The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish" Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin it I was really crankin it Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad Just because it was your bed It's not that bad When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin it I was really crankin it Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been- just because it was your bed it's not that- now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad talk to me dad if i were gay Here we are Dear old friends You and i drunk again laughs have been had tears have been shed maybe the whisky has gone to my head but if i were gay i would give you my heart and if i were gay you'd be my work of art and if i were gay we would swim in romance but im not gay so get your hand out of my pants its not that i dont care i do i just dont see myself in you another time another scene i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean coz if i were gay i would give soul and if i were gay i would give you my whole... being and if i were gay we would tear down the walls But I'm Not gay so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand we've never hugged we've never kissed i've never been intimate with your fist you have opened brand new doors get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers Best Friends Song Mark: I like my toast buttered Stephen: and i'll take mine dry Mark: I dig the beatles Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy Mark: I have fine taste Stephen: and i like things cheap Mark: I wanna stay up all night Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sister Mark: I love the sunshine Stephen: and i wanna nail your sister Mark: I like julia roberts movies Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister And Mark you would rule Hey!, if you'd say it's cool I'd go pick her up at her junior high school Yea your sister Yeaaa I wanna F your sister Wanna F her in the A And just C all over her chin Well i'd stick my fist in her V And i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole It'd be so F'ing great I'd nail her I wanna F your sister! Beelz [(Spoken) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time. (Sung) Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high I go by many names but there is one you can't deny My name is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee, Little devil eyes to help a little devil see And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo! Mephistopheles for some. I don't know. My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel Try to wash off that baby seal smell And then I'll make a toast to me Hey, here's to my hell...th My name is Satan. Ah Hah! To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son And now he makes his living as a singing comedian I'm in every Zeppelin album I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle. I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle I'm Satan. The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal Thats fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, it's like Oh my God! Six, Six, Six! Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want. Grand Father When grandfather dies life will be strange when grandfather dies my whole world will change when grandfather dies i'll scream and i'll yell coz i'll be f***in rich as hell so grandfather die dont keep me in suspense Oh grandfather cough up that inheritence oh grandfather dont hold on another day i love you to death but i've got bills to pay A stroke would be nice Disease would be cool I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen So let's say we unplug that machine So grandfather fly to heaven you must pass So grandfather think of all that juicy angel ass So grandfather die before the fiscal year Oh how i wish cavorky N were here For gods sake you must be as old as the hills Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee You donate your blood everytime that you pee Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains Your so old your penis has vericose veins Oh why dont you die Oh why must you fight You old mother f***er just walked toward goddamn light Walk toward the light old man walk toward the light old man Its all over now My grandad is dead A mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head before i collect the small overcite but everything should turn out alright I'll start working on my grandma tonight She Gotta Smile She gotta smile, Yeah, She gotta smile and she's flashin' it right at me She gotta wink, a wink across the bar and I know that it's meant to be. She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over and i know this could be my day. She got a ... friend, Eeeew she gotta friend; Why's she standin' in her way?!? It's her big fat friend! Oh god there's always one Big fat friend To ruin my F---ing fun! Well baby baby baby if it's boots you wanna knock, Leave your chubbly friend at home because she's gonna block the cock. Now I'm afraid of no man, With any I'll contend, But I cannot compete with your Big Fat Friend. (Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!) She won't leave her alone, She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic coments while she's suckin' on that chicken bone. Well, you may think you've won the battle but i tend to dis-agree. See I know you, and your Achelies Heel, And he's standing next to me. My non-discriminating friend (So what that you're a cow!) Non-discriminating friend! (I'll nail you anyhow!) Now I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds, But with every shot of Jager hey you loose a couple pounds! Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end, Just you and me and my pal, and your big fat friend.

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Para los que esta utilizando la versión del nuevo sistema operativo de Windows, Windows 7, les traigo un genial truco para todos los que andan buscando que cambio poder realizar en Windows Seven el cual consta de poder cambiar el fondo de la renovada pantalla de bienvenida de Windows Seven, con otra imagen la cual nosotros deseemos. paso: Debemos de dirigirnos a Inicio > Editor del Registro y en el escribimos regedit, una vez acá nos desplazamos a la clave: [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Authentication\LogonUI\Background] Una vez estando acá le damos clic derecho al valor que se encuentra en el lado izquierdo [Nuevo/Valor DWORD] y le damos por nombre OEMBackground con el valor 1. Luego vamos a la clave: [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\System] Y ahora hacemos lo mismo pero con el nombre UseOemBackground, también con el valor 1. Ahora vamos a la carpeta %Windir%\System32\oobe\info\backgrounds\ Nota: De no tener estas últimas dos carpetas las creamos, y allí colocaremos la nueva imagen con el nombre backgroundDefault.jpg. Debemos tener cuidado que el tamaño de nuestra imagen no debe superar los 250kb. Luego de seguir estos pasos debemos presionamos Ctrl+Alt+Del y veremos la imagen de fondo.