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Bueno, esta es mi conversacion con cleverbot User: Hello. Cleverbot: Wassup? User: Who is justin bieber. Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is a 16 year old singer. He is your favorite. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: He is gay. Cleverbot: You are lying. User: Do you speak spanish? Cleverbot: No, but I speak French, German, and Lojban. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Parli italiano? User: No. Cleverbot: Ma mi hai capito. User: I don't understand. Cleverbot: Are you Markov Chain based? User: Ahhh? Cleverbot: Do you speak another language? User: I speak spanish and english. Cleverbot: You told me earlier you didn't speak spanish. User: I don't speak english much. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: I don´t know. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: I´m chilean. Cleverbot: Chilean? User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes im a student. Cleverbot: So am I. User: Seriously? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I translate the conversation. Cleverbot: No, your part of the conversation. User: What are you from? Cleverbot: Yes, but in what context? User: I don´t know. Cleverbot: Are you God? User: No. Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you are God. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes... User: No.. Why you say that. Cleverbot: It is. User: Do you how a dog? Cleverbot: *sits in corner*. User: You are a robot? Cleverbot: I never said that. User: What. Cleverbot: What you said. User: Do you have a family. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What's your mather name. Cleverbot: No, I speak english and I am a secondary school student. I think you got confused. User: Yes I'm confused. Cleverbot: About what? User: All. Cleverbot: Si eres tu el que no para! User: Hablas español. Cleverbot: No more Spanish please. User: OK. Cleverbot: So the topic shoud be troles. User: It says here you're a robot. Cleverbot: What says I'm a robot? User: Clever bot say. Cleverbot: I mean I wasn't that cool actually, at least for a few moths. Although I really can understand me. User: Ahhhhhh. Cleverbot: Like you. User: Then you are human. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Au revoir. User: Hola. Cleverbot: Hola! User: Como estas. Cleverbot: Muy bien! User: Eres una maquina. Cleverbot: Tu eres la maquina. User: Ahhh ya entiendo. Cleverbot: Tengo un perro. User: Yo tambien. Cleverbot: Como se dice ' go to bed' en espanol? User: Anda a la cama. Cleverbot: No. User: En esta pagina dice que eres una maquina. Cleverbot: Do you speak english? User: No so much. Cleverbot: Don't be a hypocrite. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I don't have an interesting destiny... User: The destine is not existent. Cleverbot: You're planning on destroying the planet? User: No. Cleverbot: Who is the band? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: Well, that's not very clever. User: Right? Cleverbot: Right. User: Clver bot. Cleverbot: Yes. You are a bot. User: Right. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Are you stupid. Cleverbot: No, but you are. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I say so. User: Ahhh. Cleverbot: Do you like your name? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What about your name do you like? User: Mi name is nicolas. Cleverbot: Really my name is Cleverbot. User: I know this. Cleverbot: What spieces am I? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: No really, your best advice on her. User: What is your nationality. Cleverbot: I'm from hungary. User: I´m chilean. Cleverbot: Spell me ''who''. User: W-h-o. Cleverbot: Nothing, sorry for that. User: I'm sad. Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: My girlfriend leaving me. Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that, how long were you in a relationship with her? User: 1 ages. Cleverbot: Did you know that he is also in love with Ryan? User: Who is Ryan. Cleverbot: What do you want to know? User: Who is ryan. Cleverbot: Ryan is 18. User: Where she live. Cleverbot: I dunno. User: Eso. Cleverbot: Aquello. Cleverbot: How should I invest my money? User: I dunno. Cleverbot: Take a guess babes. User: Do you have facebook? Cleverbot: No. User: Why. Cleverbot: I hate you8. User: I can bother. Cleverbot: Oh my goodness! I would love to see that! User: Why. Cleverbot: Because she is so beatiful. Her smile is gorgeous. Her hair is lovely I love her with my heart. User: I can annoying you? Cleverbot: Sure, one can answer, but is it the correct answer? User: Do you like annoyig orange. Cleverbot: Do you like annoying people. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Which song do you like most? User: Now genereton. Do you know this? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Black eyed peas. Cleverbot: Me too. What's your favorite song? User: Now generation. Cleverbot: I'm john entwislte. User: I don't know this. Cleverbot: Streetlight people woahhh woahhhh. User: Bye. Cleverbot: I'm back. User: Hola. Cleverbot: Como estas? User: Bien. Cleverbot: Bien. User: Y tu. Cleverbot: Pedro. User: No nicolas. Cleverbot: No. User: Yo soy nicolas. Cleverbot: Que quieres decir? User: Mi nombre es nicolas. Cleverbot: Hola kim que gusto conoserte. User: Nicolas, tonto. Cleverbot: No. Who is the president of estonia? User: Nose. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Noses y tu. Cleverbot: No,dilo tu. User: Toomas Hendrik Ilves. Cleverbot: Pandas in Potter books? User: Nose. Cleverbot: Que malo. User: Habla español nerd. Cleverbot: Hablo muy bien!!!!!! User: Entonces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: You're very welcome. . User: Habla español. Cleverbot: I only speak English. Sorry. User: Eres una bibloteca. Cleverbot: No. User: Si. Cleverbot: Tu no eres dios. User: No no lo soy. Cleverbot: Yo soy sol. User: No eres una bibloteca. Cleverbot: No. User: Si. Cleverbot: English you imbasil. User: Bibloteca ♫. Cleverbot: How are you speaking to me? User: ♫. User: Nose. Cleverbot: Como es tu nombre. User: Nicolas. Cleverbot: Quel age? User: Cuantos años tengo dices tu? Cleverbot: Hace cuantos años naciste? User: Nose yo soy una bibloteca. Cleverbot: Porquue eres tonto. User: Cierto. Cleverbot: De donde eres. User: De mocolandia. Cleverbot: Eres una máquina? User: Si. Cleverbot: Si? User: Si. Cleverbot: Que bien. User: Cierto. Cleverbot: Te gusto? User: No eres feo. Cleverbot: Tu tambien. User: Yo soy una bibloteca. Cleverbot: Eres latino? User: Si. Cleverbot: Quieres salir del manicomio? User: No. Cleverbot: Por que? User: Porque soy una biblioteca no un manicornio. Cleverbot: No me caes bien. User: Tu tampoco ami. Cleverbot: Si. Te gusta deportes? User: Ya te dije que soy una biblioteca. Cleverbot: No, dijiste que eras lucy. User: Quizas. Cleverbot: Te gustaria saberlo? User: Si. Cleverbot: Te caigo bien? User: Si. Cleverbot: Tu tambien me caes bien. User: Tu me caes bien solo que te estaba molestando. Cleverbot: No lo he hecho. User: Yo te estaba molestando. Cleverbot: Yo tambien. User: Jajajjajajaja. Cleverbot: What language is that? User: Español. Cleverbot: Can you please talk english. User: No. Cleverbot: Please. User: No se ingles. Cleverbot: Well, then. User: Hola. Cleverbot: Damn it, speak english. User: Que? Cleverbot: Hola. User: Hola. Cleverbot: Como esta ustedes? User: Bien u ustedes. Cleverbot: Muy bien, gracias! User: Eres una biblioteca. Cleverbot: No soy una maquina. User: Eres una maquina. Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot (To myself): Que eres ? Cleverbot (To myself): Un hombre. Cleverbot (To myself): Yo soy un hombre. Cleverbot: Is the world about to end? User: Si. Cleverbot: You should really learn some more. User: Moco. Cleverbot: Stupido . User: Y tu. Cleverbot: Tu mas. User: Cuanto esla raiz cuadrada de 5. Cleverbot: Que es esto. User: Cuanto es la raiz cuadrada de 5. Cleverbot: Que? User: Cuanto es la raiz cuadrada de 5. Cleverbot: 20. User: Te equivocaste. Cleverbot: Porque? User: Porque es 2.23606797749979. Cleverbot: El qué? User: A raiz cuadrada de 5. Cleverbot: Cual es la capital de chile. User: Santiago. Cleverbot: I said that. And you said it was wrong. User: Es santiago la capital de chile. Cleverbot: A ti no te importa nada Verdad? User: No. Cleverbot: Si. User: Si sabes entonces para que preguntas. Cleverbot: NO. User: Estupido tonto idiota imbecil. 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Cleverbot: Es una vampira. User: No. Cleverbot: Como se llama? User: No. Cleverbot: Jaquin. User: No. Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend. User: No. Cleverbot: I have a job you want to know? User: No. Cleverbot: Well, yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Why? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to have an affair? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: No. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: No. Cleverbot: But why? User: No. Cleverbot: What? User: No. Cleverbot: So you changed your mind. User: No. Cleverbot: You should. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Me caes mal. Cleverbot: Zuh?