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Te acordas de pepper ann o de angela anaconda?
Te acordas de pepper ann o de angela anaconda?
InfoporAnónimo12/22/2009

Pepper Ann es una serie animada creada por Sue Rose y fue transmitida en eeuu y canada por primera vez en September 13, 1997. Se transmitia en nickelodeon pero luego se fua a Disney, el show se centra en las aventuras de una niña de 12 años que se muestra agresiva ,y poco femenina auque es muy fantaciosay se deja llevar por su imaginacion... (fue todo lo que pude traducir de la wikipedia en ingles, en español no dice nada ) Graba tus videos en con la Zx1 esa musica sonaba en mi cabeza cuando escuche su nombre hoy luego de varios años...inolvidable! me gustaba la rubia !! Angela Anaconda esto si que era raroo tambien fue creado el programa por sue rose, (me he dado cuenta que le debo mi infancia jaja) Graba tus videos en con la Zx1 siii tambien me gustaba la rubia de este programa a lo que me voy es que era re flashero jajajjaa hize este post porque me acorde de estos programas por el facebook y queria compartirlo con ustedes

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como dar una mala noticia ? usa esto...
como dar una mala noticia ? usa esto...
InfoporAnónimo12/24/2009

CARTA DE UN HIJO GAY A PAPA: El papá entra en el cuarto de su hijo y ve una carta sobre la cama. La agarrá rápidamente y comienza a desdoblarla, ya temiendo lo peor. En ella se lee lo siguiente: PAPI: Es con mucho pesar que te informo que estoy huyendo de casa, para nunca más volver. Pero quiero que sepas que no estoy huyendo solo... me he escapado con mi novio, Pedro, Nunca te lo presentè, pues sabìa que no me entenderìas y te juro que estamos muy enamorados... él es un hombre muy lindo y además muy buen amante. Con todos esos piercings y tatuajes regados por todo su musculoso cuerpo, ayyy....me vuelve loco cuando me posee y me hace suyo en todas las formas imaginables e inimaginables, posibles y no posibles ushhh!!! Y también tiene una espectacular moto BMW en la que ademas de pasear, hemos realizado nuestras mayores locuras de amor, pero no es sólo por eso que quiero estar con mi amado para siempre; es porque descubrí que no me gustan para nada las mujeres.... las odio, las odio y me parecen asquerosas!. Como se que tú no vas a aprobar mi verdadera identidad, ni nuestra relación, es por eso que hemos huido para vivir muy felices en su trailer. Además, Pedro quiere que adoptemos unos niños para criarlos a nuestro estilo... porque es que en todos los sentidos' nos gustan tanto los niños!. Con Pedro también aprendí que la marihuana y la cocaína son muy buenas; que son cosas naturales y que en realidad no le hacen mal a nadie. Por eso, en nuestro pequeño hogar nunca van a faltar esas maravillosas drogas que, mezcladas a nuestro sexo excentrico, nos llevan a lugares inimaginables. Pedro me ha dicho que él, nuestros hijos, sus colegas gays y yo, podremos vivir todos juntos, dentro de la más perfecta armonía. Papá, no quiero que te preocupes. Yo ya soy un hombrecito de 15 años y me se cuidar muy bien, porque ya se perfectamente lo que quiero de la vida. Tal vez un día yo regrese, y espero que tú y mi mamá se sientan orgullosos al conocer a mis hijos y a mi marido. Un gran abrazo! ......Ricky. El padre estaba en shock y casi desmayando, cuando vió que abajo habían un par de líneas más: PD: Papá... ya no te asustes más, que todo eso es mentira!. Fui a dar una vueltecita con Isabelita, aquella niñita que está más buena que el postre... la hija de Doña Maria, nuestra vecina; creo que hoy la logro comer completita !!! Sólo quería demostrarte que existen cosas mucho peores que mis notas en rojo del colegio, que estoy dejando en la primera gaveta para que tú me la firmes con alegría. Ahora sí, un gran abrazo de tu hijazo.... bruto como un burro, pero macho hasta la muerte !!!!. Y PAPA DICE: !!! LA GRAN PUUUGGGTA!!!, CASI ME MATA ESTE CABRON, PERO .....A VER, DONDE ESTA ESA LIBRETA DE MIERDA PARA FIRMARLA!!!!! o asi.... docotor: tengo una noticia buena y una mala -primero la mala:le quedan 5 meses de vida y la buena: que es mentira o la mujer al marido. tengo una noticia buena y una mala, la buena es que nos sacamos la loteria y la mala es que es mentira.. la otra manera es cagarla como estos... tienes sida... jaja Graba tus videos en con la Zx1

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El mundial esta arreglado? asi parece.. este año le toca a.
El mundial esta arreglado? asi parece.. este año le toca a.
InfoporAnónimo6/26/2010

Mirando por ahi encontre esta ''coincidencia'' se puede decir... pero es asombrante .. miren y juzguen por ustedes mismos... Creen que los mundiales de futbol estén arreglados...? antes de que me linchen con acusaciones... lo digo por esto, en estos mundiales ha ganado un pais de un continente y al siguente mundial del otro o sea... 1962: brasil (america) 1966: inglaterra (europa) 1970: Brasil (america) 1974: alemania (europa) 1978: argentina (america) 1982: italia (europa) 1986: argentina (america) 1990: alemania (europa) 1994: brasil (america) 1998: francia (europa) 2002: brasil (america) 2006: italia (europa) 2010; ¿? VAMOOOOS QUE LE TOCA A AMERICAAA!!!!!!!!!! xD DE PASO LES DEJO ESTO PARA QUE ESTEN INFORMADOS DE LOS OCTAVOS DE FINAL INFORMACION: Jgs = Partidos Jugados G = Partidos Ganados E = Partidos Empatados P = Partidos Perdidos GF =Goles a Favor GC =Goles en Contra +/- = Diferencia de Goles Pts = Puntos (los dos primeros de la tabla pasaron a la siguiente ronda... los demas fueron eliminados...) Imegenes subidas por mi Espera! no te vayas: mira estos posts inetersantes:! Emoticones para chat del face!(todos) y trucos! Frases buenisimas! Escogidas x mi! las mejores, recomendado (no repost!) Las mejores frases de Homero simpson x mi! El post con mas errores ortograficos de taringa.humor. El peor susto de muerte que te pueden hacer, salto bungee Te aburriste de tus amigos? mira a desconocidos en el facebook!! Mi mejor post 218 puntos: Todas las canciones de Green Day para descargar sueltas una por una POR Mediafire (140 canciones)

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no podes subir a tinypic ?? pero... si se puede
InfoporAnónimo7/26/2010

VTUNNEL es una pagina para entrar en anonimato, asi como el problema es con argentina, l apagina no te identifica como de argentina y podes entrar asi de facil a tinypic.com el link: http://www.vtunnel.com/ en donde dice youtube , lo cambias por tinypic Espero les haya servido

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Te aburriste de tus amigos?mira a desconocidos en el face!
Te aburriste de tus amigos?mira a desconocidos en el face!
InfoporAnónimo2/26/2010

HOLA AMIGOS , CON ESTE POST, YO, TE MUESTRO LA FORMA EN LA QUE TU VIDA PUEDE RESULTAR EXPUESTA A TODO EL MUNDO, TODO INTERNET. SIN SIQUIERA QUE TE DES CUENTA... CUALQUIER DESCONOCIDO PUEDE VER TUS FOTOS... CONVERSACION CON TUS AMIGOS, O LO QUE SEA QUE PUBLIQUES EN TU MURO! ASI QUE AMIGO TARINGERO.. ESTA VALIOSA COMUNIDAD (T!) TE AYUDA A QUE NO SEAS UNA VICTIMA MAS DE ESTE DESCONTROL QUE A CREADO EL FACEBOOK. ¿COMO LA GENTE SE CONFUNDE AL MOMENTO DE CAMBIAR LA PRIVACIDAD? HACE YA ALGUNOS MESES EL FACEBOOK CAMBIO DE PRIVACIDAD A UNA MAS ''LIBRE'' DE SER CONOCIDO A MAS PERSONAS.. SUPONGO... EN EL MOMENTO DEL CAMBIO , FACEBOOK TE PREGUNTO ACERCA DE DECIDIR QUIEN PUEDE VER TU MURO O NO TE PROPONIAN: CAMBIAR O ANTIGUA CONFIGURACION... LO MAS SANO , SERIA DARLE EN LA ULTIMA OPCION PORQUE EN LA PRIMERA TE DABA A ELEGIR... AMIGOS ------------------------- AMIGOS DE MIS AMIGOS -----------------------TODOS ALGUNOS DIJERON . NO, LO QUE HAGO SE QUEDA SOLO PARA MIS AMIGOS... OTROS... QUEDO MAL SI LOS AMIGOS DE MIS AMIGOS VEN QUE LES PROHIBO VER MI MURO... ACEPTO... OTROS PENSARON LO PEOR... TODOS?.... DEBE REFERIRSE A TODOS LOS QUE CONOSCO... ACEPTO...!! LA PRIMERA ERA LA MEJOR Y MAS SEGURA, ERA LO QUE DEBIAN HACER.. DECICION INTELIGENTE... LA SEGUNDA? MAL... SUPONGAMOS QUE TIENES 200 AMIGOS... Y TUS AMIGO TINEN PROMEDIO 300= 200 * 300= AHORA 60 000 PERSONAS PUEDEN VER TU MURO, RESTANDOLE LAS 200 PERSONAS QUE CONOCES... SON 59800 DESCONOCIDOS, Y Q SABES A QUIEN ACEPTAN TUS AMIGOS... LA TERCERA OPCION ERA VENDERLE TU ALMA AL DIABLO , O DARLE TU PRIVACIDAD AL FACEBOOK.. AHORA ESTO ES LO QUE PASA SI LE DISTE LA TERCERA OPCION: ATENCION: NO SE PREOCUPEN POR LA PRIVACIDAD DE ESTAS PERSONAS, PORQUE ELLAS ELIGIERON SER VISTAS POR TODOS... IGUAL A ALGUNAS LES CUBRI EL NOMBRE Y ROSTRO... LO UNICO QUE TENES QUE HACER ES BUSCAR EN EL BUSCADOR DEL FACEBOOK , LO QUE SEA... ALGUNA PALABRA. ''AMIGOS'' ''MAÑANA'' ''COMIDA'' Y LE DAS EN, BUSCAR PUBLICACIONES DE TODOS..Y LES MOSTRARA QUE PERSONAS PUBLICARON ALGO EN SU MURO CON ESAS PALABRAS... YO BUSQUE SOLO ''A'' PARA TENER MAS RESULTADOS... Y MIREN... luego de buscar la ''a''... te saldran muchas personas...con las que no tienes ningun amigo en comun... y puedes ver su muro dandole click en su nombre... SOLUCION!! (COPIADA DE MI POST:http://www.taringa.net/posts/ebooks-tutoriales/4161269/problemas-con-la-nueva-privacidad-del-facebook.html) Si usas facebook , seguramente te llego una peticion para que renueves la seguridad y la privacidad que quieres tener , para cambiar la forma de como te ven los amigos de tus amigos , tus amigos ,tus redes y Todos... si no le diste importancia al mensaje , (como yo) aceptaste cualquier cosa y luego te das cuenta de que los amigos de tus amigos pueden ver todo lo que haces en tu muro , tus fotos , tus relaciones.. etc. y necesitas cambiarlo. pero ya no te aparece mas el mensaje o las opciones_ yo luego de buscar en las opciones de seguridad sin exito esto no me sirvio :/ por fin halle el link donde podes editar las opciones que te ofrecen : http://www.facebook.com/privacy/transition.php entras ahi, y le das ''configuracion antigua'' o algo asi... espero haber ayudado a alguien , porque hace una semana me haya servido esto... pero no lo encontre por ningun lado. fuente: propia, tener dos cuentas facebook espero que les abra los ojos... si un tipo q no tinee idea de esto , como yo, puede ver todo es... imaginen lo que puede hacer y ver ... un hacker...!! o peor aun un kakaer!! peluchin? que has echo!!! o mucho peor aun, el facebook... PD:perdon por los horrores ortograficos, seguro alguno me comi...

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Mirá el mundo como es en realidad,Europa se borra del mapa.
Mirá el mundo como es en realidad,Europa se borra del mapa.
InfoporAnónimo6/10/2010

La visión eurocéntrica del mundo se esfuma ante el auge de los países emergentes - El nuevo centro está en el Pacífico, flanqueado por China y EE UU En 1988, unos investigadores de la revista National Geographic pidieron a 3.800 niños de 49 países que dibujaran el mapa del mundo. La mayoría de los chavales -africanos, asiáticos, americanos- colocaron Europa en el centro del mapa. Sin saberlo, reprodujeron la misma visión eurocéntrica legada por sus antepasados desde la época colonial, la proyección de Mercator, la misma que todo occidental tiene en la cabeza como un hecho objetivo ante el que no cabe la más mínima duda. Un mapa no es más que una mirada, trazada históricamente con una carga ideológica, a veces inocente, que suele generar controversia. Mientras el mapa del poder real en el mundo está cambiando radicalmente, desplazando a Europa cada vez más al oeste y colocando en el centro a Estados Unidos y China, las viejas polémicas sobre el eurocentrismo siguen vivas. Las dos proyecciones de mapas que más han agitado el mundo de la cartografía son las de Mercator (1569) y la de Peters (1974). Representar fielmente en un plano una esfera achatada por los polos -un elipsoide de revolución, que dirían los expertos- es el reto de los cartógrafos desde el siglo XVI. Desgraciadamente, es imposible; siempre habrá una parte que quede distorsionada. En 1569, el padre de todos ellos, el flamenco Gerardo Mercator ideó una forma de proyectar el mundo esférico metiéndolo en un cilindro. El mapa, una herramienta útil para los navegantes de la época, es el mismo que se ha enseñado en las escuelas. Coloca a Europa en el centro y representa fielmente la forma de los continentes, pero exagera los tamaños de los países a medida que se acercan a los polos. Groenlandia, por ejemplo, aparece con un tamaño similar al de África, aunque su superficie es de 2,1 millones de kilómetros cuadrados, mientras que la del continente es de 30,1 millones. De la misma forma, la masa continental de lo que todavía seguimos llamando norte ocupa mucho más espacio que la del sur. La realidad es que el sur ocupa el doble, unos 100 millones de kilómetros cuadrados. En cualquier caso, las inexactitudes de Mercator no pueden atribuirse a supuestas intenciones deshonestas; el hombre sólo quería que los barcos no se perdieran en el océano Atlántico. Quien sí resultó un experto en propaganda fue Arno Peters. En 1974, este berlinés que había sido cineasta, organizó una rueda de prensa para arremeter contra el mapa de Mercator y presentar el suyo. La proyección de Peters respetaba las superficies reales de los países, pero no sus siluetas, la mayoría de las cuales aparecían demasiado estiradas. Los cartógrafos le dieron la espalda -Arthur Robinson definió el mapa como un calzoncillo largo, mojado y andrajoso colgado del Ártico- pero la visión políticamente correcta de Peters caló en la Unesco y en las ONG, que adoptaron el mapa para mostrar su sensibilidad hacia África y Asia. Además, Peters no había hecho más que apropiarse de una proyección casi idéntica elaborada en 1855 por James Gall, un religioso escocés con menos sentido del espectáculo. "No solamente es fácil mentir con mapas; es esencial", señala el experto estadounidense Mark Monmonier en su libro Cómo mentir con mapas (How to lie with maps, 1996), donde revisa cómo los mapas han servido históricamente para hacer propaganda. Monmonier propone un método mucho más efectivo que el de Peters para resaltar la importancia creciente de China o India: los cartogramas. Este tipo de mapas no se hace atendiendo a las coordenadas para representar con fidelidad la superficie terrestre. Son simplemente gráficos que permiten explicar cómo se distribuyen los países según determinadas variables estadísticas. A eso se dedican páginas web como worldmapper.org o gapminder.org, herramientas estupendas para elaborar cartogramas. ¿Cómo será el mapa del mundo dentro de unos años? Si pintásemos un cartograma geopolítico que dejase claro quién manda en el mundo, ¿qué criterio seguiríamos? Todos los expertos consultados coinciden en que serán los avances tecnológicos los que determinarán principalmente quién mandará en el mundo. "La ciencia es la que define la innovación y eso es lo que marca la productividad de un país y, por tanto, su crecimiento económico", señala Fernando Vallespín, catedrático de Ciencia Política y de la Administración. "China va ganando poder militar. El centro lo copan China y Estados Unidos", propone Cristina Manzano, directora de la revista Foreign Policy en España. "Hay otros factores, como la educación y el número de universidades potentes, pero todos están ligados a ese criterio económico y tecnológico", explica Antonio Marquina, catedrático de Seguridad y Cooperación en las Relaciones Internacionales, que aporta las predicciones económicas de Goldman Sachs para 2050. Según el análisis del grupo de inversión, China y Estados Unidos coparían la primera y segunda plaza respectivamente. Otros países como Brasil, India y Rusia dominan las primeras plazas. Sólo Alemania sigue manteniendo cierto poderío. España no aparece ni siquiera en la lista de los 20 primeros. Una proyección similar es la que aportan los expertos de Worldmapper para 2015 (ver gráfico). Muchas cosas pueden poner todo del revés de aquí a 2050, pero, probablemente, si la revista National Geographic repitiese su experimento en esa fecha, los niños europeos dibujarían a China y Estados Unidos en el centro y arrinconarían a Europa al extremo oeste del mapamundi. Ej: como has visto el mapa toda tu vida con el modelo MERCATOR como es en realidad la distribucion de la tierra y el territorio.. con el MAPA DE PETERS Si todavia no entendes aca dejo mas imagenes: Y MIREN LOS DATOS REALES Q TE HACEN COMPRENDER TODO... Espero q les haya gustado... no es ninguna paranoia , pero es algo q es bueno saber.. FUENTES: http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proyecci%C3%B3n_de_Mercator http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proyeccion_de_Peters Espera! no te vayas: mira estos posts inetersantes:!

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Todas las letras de las canciones de green day, en un post
Todas las letras de las canciones de green day, en un post
InfoporAnónimo12/21/2009

1039 SMOOTHED OUT SLAPPY HOURS 1990 01 - At The Library Hey there lookin' at me Tell me what do you see But you quickly turn your head away Try to find the words I could use Don't have the courage to come up to you My chance is looking a bit grey Starting across the room Are you leaving soon? I just need a little time What is it that drives me mad Girls like you that I never had What is it about you that I adore? What makes me feel so much pain? That makes me go so insane What is it about you that I adore? Starting across the room Are you leaving soon? I just need a little time Why did you have to leave so soon? Why did you have to walk away? Oh well it happened again She walked away with her boyfriend Maybe we'll meet again someday. 02 - Don't Leave Me I'll go for miles Till I find you You say you want to leave me But you can't choose I've gone thru pain Every day and night I feel my mind is going insane Something I can't fight Don't leave me Don't leave me A blank expression Covering your face I'm looking for directions For out of this place I start to wonder If you'll come back I feel the rain storming after thunder I can't hold back Don't leave me I'll go for miles Till I find you You say you want to leave me But you can't choose I've gone thru pain Every day and night I feel my mind is going insane Something I can't fight Don't leave me 03 - I Was There Looking back upon my life And the places that I've been Pictures, faces, girls I've loved I try to remember when Faded memories on the wall Some names I have forgotten But each one is a memory I Look back on so often. I look into the past I want to make it last I was there I look into the past I want to make it last I was there Looking back what I have done There's lots more life to live At times I feel overwhelmed I question what I can give But I don't let it get me down Or cause me too much sorrow There's no doubt about who I am I always have tomorrow I look into the past I want to make it last I was there I look into the past I want to make it last I was there Looking back upon my life Faded memories on the wall Looking now at who I am I don't let it get me down. Looking back upon my life And the places that I've been Pictures, faces, girls I've loved I try to remember when But I don't let it get me down Or cause me too much sorrow There's no doubt about who I am I always have tomorrow I look into the past I want to make it last I was there I look into the past I want to make it last I was there 04 - Disappearing Boy Now you see me, now you don't Don't ask me where I'm at 'Cause I'm a million miles away Treated like a forbidden heel Don't say my thoughts are not for real Or you won't see me again Am I here or am I there Or am I playing on the stairs Am I in my room with my toys I am the disappearing boy When I walk in crowded rooms I feel as if it is my doom I know that I don't belong In that room I see her I see her and she's with him I turn and then I'm gone Don't call me up 'cause I'm not home My whereabouts are now unknown I vanished from all your joy I'm the disappearing boy I have my doubts Of where I belong It's something to think about Don't call me up 'cause I'm not home My whereabouts are now unknown I vanished from all your joy I'm the disappearing boy 05 - Green Day A small cloud has fallen The white mist hits the ground My lungs comfort me with joy Vegging on one detail The rest just crowds around My eyes itch of burning red Picture sounds Of moving insects so surreal Lay around Looks like I found something new Laying in my bed I think I'm in left field I picture someone, I think it's you You're standing so damn close My body begins to swell Why does 1 + 1 make 2 Picture sounds Of moving insects so surreal Lay around Looks like I found something new Laying in my bed I think I'm in left field I picture someone, I think it's you You're standing so damn close My body begins to swell Why does 1 + 1 make 2 Picture sounds Of moving insects so surreal Lay around 06 - Going To Pasalacqua Here we go again, infatuation Touches me just when I Thought that it would end Oh but then again it seems Much more than that but I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking Well,I toss and turn all night Thinking of your ways of effection But to find that it's not different at all I throw away my past mistakes And contemplate my future That's when I say... What the hey! Would I last forever? You and I together, hand and hand We run away (far away) I'm in for nasty weather But I'll take whatever you can give that comes my way (far away) Here we go again, infatuation Touches me just when I Thought that it would end Oh but then again it seems Much more than that but I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking Oh but then again it seems Much more than that but I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking Well,I toss and turn all night Thinking of your ways of effection But to find that it's not different at all I throw away my past mistakes And contemplate my future That's when I say... What the hey! Would I last forever? You and I together, hand and hand We run away (far away) I'm in for nasty weather But I'll take whatever you can give that comes my way (far away) Well,I toss and turn all night Thinking of your ways of effection But to find that it's not different at all I throw away my past mistakes And contemplate my future That's when I say... What the hey! Would I last forever? You and I together, hand and hand We run away (far away) I'm in for nasty weather But I'll take whatever you can give that comes my way (far away) 07 - 16 Every night I dream the same dream Of getting older all the time I ask you now, what does this mean? Are these problems just in my mind? Things are easy when you're a child But now these pressures have dropped on my head The length I've gone are just long miles Would they be shorter if I were dead Every time I look in my past I always wish I was there I wish my youth would forever last Why are these times so unfair Look at my friends and see what they've done Ask myself why they had to change I like them better when they were young Now all these times are rearranged I look down and stand there and cry Nothing ever will be the same The sun is rising, now I ask why? The clouds now fall and here comes the rain Every time I look in my past I always wish I was there I wish my youth would forever last Why are these times so unfair Every night I dream the same dream Of getting older all the time I ask you now, what does this mean? Are these problems just in my mind? Things are easy when you're a child But now these pressures have dropped on my head The length I've gone are just long miles Would they be shorter if I were dead Every time I look in my past I always wish I was there I wish my youth would forever last Why are these times so unfair 08 - Road To Acceptance I always waste my time just wondering What the next man thinks of me I'll never do exactly what I want And I'll sculpt my life for your acceptance I always waste my time just wondering What the next man thinks of me I'll never do exactly what I want And I'll sculpt my life for your acceptance And I feel forgotten Feel like rotting (Do you feel the same?) (Do you feel the same?) Adolescence Just can't make sense (It's calling my name) (It's calling my name) I take a look around And all the things I've found I call it blind hatred If you'd stop a while And maybe if you'd smile You would realize that We're all the same It's just like our brain When it goes insane We feel the same pain All my life I've seemed to have this need I think at times it even turns to greed We all want to join some family We'll even sacrifice a moral changing And I feel forgotten Feel like rotting (Do you feel the same?) (Do you feel the same?) Adolescence Just can't make sense (It's calling my name) (It's calling my name) I take a look around And all the things I've found I call it blind hatred If you'd stop a while And maybe if you'd smile You would realize that We're all the same It's just like our brain When it goes insane We feel the same pain I take a look around And all the things I've found I call it blind hatred If you'd stop a while And maybe if you'd smile You would realize that We're all the same It's just like our brain When it goes insane We feel the same pain 09 - Rest Hey can you hear me? I'm calling your name Hello? Or is this goodbye? The gleam in your eyes It troubles my brain Will I see it again? So I can rest my head Angel...Angel! Dancing away As all of my thoughts get rearranged Angel...Angel! Turning away Just when thing seem To have changed So I can rest my head Hey can you hear me? I'm calling your name Hello? Or is this goodbye? The gleam in your eyes It troubles my brain Will I see it again? So I can rest my head 10 - The Judge's Daughter Princess in a school girl's dream May I please speak with you? I'm having troubles with control And it's all because of you Today I kept on falling down I thought it was the street So I look down at my shoes They were on the wrong feet I find it hard to be myself (Can you please explain?) I do not think that it's my health (You're the one to blame) You're the one I wish I had And now my girlfriend is getting mad (I cannot call this sane) Today as I was walking down You bumped into me You said "excuse me" and walked away As I dropped to my knees I prayed to the being in the sky That my parents told me of I asked about you but no reply No clues about your love! I find it hard to be myself (Can you please explain?) I do not think that it's my health (You're the one to blame) My girlfriend left me on the phone I'm pathetically left here alone (I cannot call this sane) Can we find a way So that you can stay I think I'm gonna Pop I find it hard to be myself (Can you please explain?) I do not think that it's my health (You're the one to blame) You're the one I wish I had And now my girlfriend is getting mad (I cannot call this sane) Can we find a way So that you can stay I think I'm gonna Pop 11 - Paper Lanterns Now I rest my head from Such an endless dreary time A time of hopes and happiness That had you on my mind Those days are gone and now it seems As if I'll get some rest But now and then I'll see you again And it puts my heart to the test So when are all my troubles going to end? I'm understanding now that We are only friends To this day I'm asking why I still think about you As the days go on I wonder (Will this ever end?) I find it hard to keep control When you're with your boyrfriend I do not mind if all I am is Just a friend to you But all I want to know right now Is if you think about me too... ? So when are all my troubles going to end? I'm understanding now that We are only friends To this day I'm asking why I still think about you So when are all my troubles going to end? I'm understanding now that We are only friends To this day I'm asking why I still think about you 12 - Why Do You Want Him? I saw you standing alone With a sad look on your face You call him on the phone Looks like he left you Without a trace Tears falling out of your eyes He's living in a disguise You've been feeling bad for so long You wonder if it's right or wrong Why Do You Want Him? Why Do You Want Him? Now many days have gone by And you still just sit there and cry You're feeling bad for yourself His memory will always dwell You're so obsessed with his love That's why push came to shove You've been feeling bad for so long You wonder if it's right or wrong Why Do You Want Him? Why Do You Want Him? Why Do You Want Him? Why Do You Want Him? You find a way out... To throw it all the way But you can bet... You got someting to say Why Do You Want Him? Why Do You Want Him? Why Do You Want Him? Why Do You Want Him? 13 - 409 In Your Coffeemaker I sit in the state of a daydream With all of your words flying over my head Even more time gets wasted In a daze It should seem obvious to you Your screams and cries are never going to work And all of your time gets wasted In my daze And I'm looking back now At where I have gone wrong And why I could not seem to get along My interests are longing To break from these chains These chains that control My future's aim... I sit in the state of a daydream With all of your words flying over my head Even more time gets wasted In a daze Maybe I'm just too damn lazy Or maybe I was just brainwashed to think that way And all of your time gets wasted In my daze And I'm looking back now At where I have gone wrong And why I could not seem to get along My interests are longing To break from these chains These chains that control My future's aim... I'm looking- back now at- Where I have- have gone wrong... And why I - could not seem- Could not seem- to get along... And I'm looking back now At where I have gone wrong And why I could not seem to get along My interests are longing To break from these chains These chains that control My future's aim... 14 - Knowledge I know that things are getting tougher When you can't get the top off from the bottom of the barrel, Wide open road of my future now... It's looking fucking narrow. All I know is that I don't know nothing. We get told to decide. Just like as if I'm not going to change my mind. All I know is that I don't know nothing. Whatcha gonna do with yourself, Boy better make up your mind... Whatcha gonna do with yourself boy, You're running out of time. This time I got it all figured out: All I know is that I don't know nothing... And that's fine. 15 - 1,000 Hours Starlit night The moon is shining bright You are the one I need Up at your window I see a shadow Silhouette of your grace Here's this flower I picked for all the hours That you've spent with me The one I love That I've been dreaming of Sailing across the sea Let my hands flow through Your hair. Moving closer A kiss we'll share Passionate love to be all night long We'll never break, as one too strong Nothing's more Than what our love is for As I kiss your cheek Oh so softly Hands flowing down my back 1,000 hours, I'll never leave Our romance Is a love trance And now we'll never part 1,000 hours Of such a love shower We'll never stop, once we start Let my hands flow through Your hair. Moving closer A kiss we'll share Passionate love to be all night long We'll never break, as one too strong Let my hands flow through Your hair. Moving closer A kiss we'll share Passionate love to be all night long We'll never break, as one too strong Strrrooooonnnggg... 16 - Dry Ice Late last night I had a dream And she was in it again She and I were in the sky Flying hand in hand I woke up in a cold sweat Wishing she was by my side Praying that she'll dry tears Left on my face I've cried Oh I love her Keep dreaming of her Will I understand If she wants to be my friend I'll send a letter to that girl Asking her to be my own But my pen is writing wrong So I'll say it in a song Oh I love you more right now More than I've ever loved before Here's those words straight from these lips I'll need you forever more. Oh I love her Keep dreaming of her Will I understand If she wants to be my friend Oh I love her Keep dreaming of her Will I understand If she wants to be my friend Come ease the pain that's in my heart... Come ease the pain that's in my heart... Come ease the pain that's in my heart... Late last night I had a dream And she was in it again She and I were in the sky Flying hand in hand I woke up in a cold sweat Wishing she was by my side Praying that she'll dry tears Left on my face I've cried Oh I love her Keep dreaming of her Will I understand If she wants to be my friend Oh I love her Keep dreaming of her Will I understand If she wants to be my friend Come ease the pain that's in my heart... Come ease the pain that's in my heart... Come ease the pain that's in my heart... Come ease the pain that's in my heart... 17 - Only Of You I wish I could tell you But the words would come out wrong Oh if you only knew The way I felt for so long I know that we're worlds apart But I just don't seem to care These feelings in my heart Only with you I want to share The first time I caught a glimpse of you Then my thoughts were only of you I hope that when time goes by You will think the same about me Many nights awake I lie I only wish that you could see I know that we're only friends I hope this feeling never ends If I could only hold you It's the only thing I want to do. The first time I caught a glimpse of you Then my thoughts were only of you 18 - The One I Want Sitting in my room last night Staring at the mirror I couldn't find a reason why I couldn't be near her 'Cause you are the one that started To make me feel this way And every night I'm thinking About the words you'd say Pictures going through my mind When we're together All these long and sleepless nights Will I ever get better 'Cause you are the one that started To make me feel this way And every night I'm thinking About the words you'd say 'Cause you are THE ONE THAT I WANT Now you know how I feel This love is forever You make my life seem so unreal Will I ever get better? ... 'Cause you are the one that started To make me feel this way And every night I'm thinking About the words you'd say 'Cause you are THE ONE THAT I WANT 19 - I Want To Be Alone I lock myself inside my room I WANNA BE ALONE With you around, you'll only add on I WANNA BE ALONE Its been disturbed by my thoughts I WANNA BE ALONE With you around, you'll only add on I WANNA BE ALONE Please don't think I'm crazy I don't want you to understand My mind is growing hazy To hell with your helping hand Why don't you just leave me alone This conflict is my own Keep your sources away from me That's all I lock myself inside my room I WANNA BE ALONE With you around, you'll only add on I WANNA BE ALONE Its been disturbed by my thoughts I WANNA BE ALONE With you around, you'll only add on I WANNA BE ALONE Please don't think I'm crazy I don't want you to understand My mind is growing hazy To hell with your helping hand Why don't you just leave me alone This conflict is my own Keep your sources away from me That's all I lock myself inside my room I WANNA BE ALONE With you around, you'll only add on I WANNA BE ALONE Its been disturbed by my thoughts I WANNA BE ALONE With you around, you'll only add on I WANNA BE ALONE Please don't think I'm crazy I don't want you to understand My mind is growing hazy To hell with your helping hand Why don't you just leave me alone This conflict is my own Keep your sources away from me That's all KERPLUNK 1992 01 - 2000 Light Years Away I sit alone in my bedroom Staring at the walls I've been up all damn night long My pulse is speeding My love is yearning I hold my breath and close my eyes and... Dream about her Cause she's 2000 light years away She holds my malakite so tight so... Never let go Cause she's 2000 light years away Years Away! I sit outside and watch the sunrise Lookout as far as I can I can't see her, but in the distance I hear some laughter, We laugh together I hold my breath and close my eyes and... Dream about her Cause she's 2000 light years away She holds my malakite so tight so... Never let go Cause she's 2000 light years away Years Away! I sit alone in my bedroom Staring at the walls I've been up all damn night long My pulse is speeding My love is yearning I hold my breath and close my eyes and... Dream about her Cause she's 2000 light years away She holds my malakite so tight so... Never let go Cause she's 2000 light years away 02 - One For The Razorbacks Juliet's trying to find out what she wants, but she don't know Experience has got her down Look this direction, I know it's not perfection, it's just me... I want to bring you up again now Cause' I'm losing what's left of my dignity A small price to pay to see that you're happy Forget all the disappointments you have faced Open up your worried world and let me in Juliet's crying cause now she's realizing love can be Filled with pain and distrust I know I am crazy, and a bit lazy But I will try to bring you up again now Cause' I'm losing what's left of my dignity A small price to pay to see that you're happy Forget all the disappointments you have faced Open up your worried world and let me in Juliet's crying cause now she's realizing love can be Filled with pain and distrust I know I am crazy, and a bit lazy But I will try to bring you up again some how Cause' I'm losing what's left of my dignity A small price to pay to see that you're happy Forget all the disappointments you have faced Open up your worried world and let me in 03 - Welcome To Paradise Dear mother, Can you hear me whining? It's been three whole weeks Since that I have left your home This sudden fear has left me trembling Cause now it seems that I am out here on my own And I'm feeling so alone Pay attention to the cracked streets And the broken homes Some call it the slums Some call it nice I want to take you through a wasteland I like to call my home Welcome To Paradise A gunshot rings out at the station Another urchin snaps and left dead on his own It makes me wonder why I'm still here For some strange reason it's now Feeling like my home And I'm never gonna go Pay attention to the cracked streets And the broken homes Some call it slums Some call it nice I want to take you through a wasteland I like to call my home Welcome To Paradise Dear mother, Can you hear me laughing It's been six whole months since Since that I have left your home It makes me wonder why I'm still here For some strange reason it's now Feeling like my home And I'm never gonna go Pay attention to the cracked streets And the broken homes Some call it the slums Some call it nice I want to take you through a wasteland I like to call my home Welcome To Paradise 04 - Christie Road Staring out of my window Watching the cars go rolling by My friends are gone I've got nothing to do So I sit here patiently Watching the clock tick so slowly Gotta get away Or my brains will explode Give me something to do to kill some time Take me to that place that I call home Take away the strains of being lonely Take me to the tracks at Christie Road See the hills from afar Standing on my beat up car The sun went down and the night fills the sky Now I feel like me once again As the train comes rolling in Smoked my boredom gone Slapped my brains up so high Give me something to do to kill some time Take me to that place that I call home Take away the strains of being lonely Take me to the tracks at Christie Road Mother stay out of my way of that place we go We'll always seem to find our way to Christie Road Mother stay out of my way of that place we go We'll always seem to find our way to Christie Road If there's one thing that I need That makes me feel complete So I go to Christie Road It's home... 05 - Private Ale I wonder down these streets all by myself Think of my future now I just don't know I don't seem to care I stop to notice that I'm by your home I wonder if you're sitting all alone Or is your boyfriend there Because I feel so right Let my imagination go Until you're in my sight And through my veins temptation flows Whoa hoa... Out here... So I sit down here on the hard concrete Think of my future now I just don't know I don't seem to care So I sit across the street from your home I wonder if you're sitting all alone Or is your boyfriend there Because I feel so right Let my imagination go Until you're in my sight And through my veins temptation flows Whoa hoa... Out here... Because I feel so right Let my imagination go Until you're in my sight And through my veins temptation flows Whoa hoa... Out here... 06 - Dominated Love Slave I want to be your dominated love slave I want to be the one that takes the pain You can spank me when I do not behave Mack me in the forehead with a chain Cause I love feelin' dirty And I love feelin' cheap And I love it when you hurt me So drive them staples deep I want you to slap me and call me naughty Put a beltsander against my skin I want to feel pain all over my body Can't wait to be punished for my sins. Cause I love feelin' dirty And I love feelin' cheap And I love it when you hurt me So drive them staples deep Yee-hah! Cause I love feelin' dirty And I love feelin' cheap And I love it when you hurt me So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples? 07 - One Of My Lies When I was younger I thought the world circled around me But in time I realized I was wrong My immortal thoughts turned into just dreams of a dead future It was a tragic case of my reality Do you think you're indestructible And no one can touch you Well I think you're disposable And it's time you knew the truth... 'Cause it's just one of my lies! Well, it's just one of my lies And all I wanted to was get real high Well, it's just one of my lies Why does my life have to be so small? Yet death is forever And does forever have a life to call its own? Don't give me an answer 'cause you Only know as much as I know Unless you're been there once Well I hardly think so Do you think you're indestructible And no one can touch you Well I think you're disposable And it's time you knew the truth... 'Cause it's just one of my lies! Well, it's just one of my lies And all I wanted to was get real high Well, it's just one of my lies I used to pray all night Before I lay myself down My mother said it was right Her mother said it too... Why? 08 - 80 My mental stability reaches its bitter end And all my senses are coming unglued Is there any cure for this disease someone called love Not as long as there are girls like you Everything she does questions my mental health It makes me lose control I wanna hurt myself If anyone can hear me slap some sense into me But you turn your head and I end up talking to myself Anxiety has got me strung out and frustrated So I loose my head or I bang it up against the wall Sometimes I wonder if I should be left alone And lock myself up in a padded room I'd sit and spew my guts out to the open air No one wants to hear a drunken fool Everything she does questions my mental health It makes me lose control I just can't trust myself If anyone can hear me slap some sense into me But you turn your head and I end up talking to myself Anxiety has got me strung out and frustrated So I loose my head or I bang it up against the wall I do not mind if this goes on Cause now it seems I'm too far gone I must admit I enjoy myself 80 please keep taking me away Everything she does questions my mental health It makes me lose control I just can't trust myself If anyone can hear me slap some sense into me But you turn your head and I end up talking to myself Anxiety has got me strung out and frustrated So I loose my head or I bang it up against the wall 09 - Android Hey old man in woman's shoes I wonder if he knows I think he's crazy When he was young did he have dreams Of wearing woman's shoes and being crazy? It makes me wonder when I grow to be that age Will I be walking down the street begging for your spare change Or will I grow that old? Will I still be around? The way I carry on I'll end up Six feet underground And waste away... When the old man was in school Did the golden rule make him go crazy Or did he hide away from hopes Behind a smile and smoking dope It's crazy It makes me wonder when I grow to be that age Will I be walking down the street begging for your spare change Or will I grow that old? Will I still be around? The way I carry on I'll end up Six feet underground And waste away... It seems so frightening Time passes by like lightning Before you know it you're struck down I always waste my time on my chemical emotions It keeps my head spinning around And waste away... It seems so frightening Time passes by like lightning Before you know it you're struck down I always waste my time on my chemical emotions It keeps my head spinning around And waste away... 10 - No One Knows Why should my fun have to end? For me it's only the beginning I see my friends begin to age A short countdown to what end Call me irresponsible Call me habitual But when you think of me Do you fill your head with schemes Better think again Cause no one knows I don't want to cause no harm But sometimes my actions hurt Is there something I should find To make plans for forever Call me irresponsible Call me habitual But when you think of me Do you fill your head with schemes Better think again Cause no one knows Call me irresponsible Call me habitual But when you think of me Do you fill your head with schemes Better think again Cause no one knows Does it seem like all your memories fade You soak up knowledge to fill the space And still my answer remains... I don't know 11 - Who Wrote Holden Caulfield? A thought burst in my head and I need to tell you It's news that I for thought Was it just a dream that happened long ago? I think that I just forgot Well it hasn't been the first time And it sure does drive me mad There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting. Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting I shuffle through my mind To see if I can find The words I left behind Was it just a dream that happened long ago? Oh well... Never mind. Well it hasn't been the first time And it sure does drive me mad There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting. Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting. Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting. Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting 12 - Words I Might Have Ate Now it seems I can't keep my mind of you My brain drifts back to better days we've been through Like sitting on blacktop of the school grounds The love I witched about I finally found But now it's gone and I take the blame So there's nothing I can do but take the pain Why? Now I dwell on what you remind me of A sweet young girl who sacrificed her love As for me... I am blind without a cause And now I reazlied what I have lost It was something real that I could have had Now I play the fool whose stable soul's gone bad Why? Tell me the words I might have said That's pumping pressure deep inside my head Was it bad enough to be too late? Just tell me the words I might have ate But now it's gone and I take the blame So there's nothing I can do but take the pain Why? 13 - Sweet Children See a young girl so soft and blonde Doesn't attack me but she did once Intoxications in her veins Sweet young boy plays with her brain Lydia'll bring to life What are your chance not to oblige Putting his hand on her thigh Ability has now been ripped Take it away, I'd rather sit Sweet children, sweet children, sweet children Remember when? Johnny's playing fun and games, or else he's in the storage shed Running from the light of day, or maybe lie and celebrate The funny circus from his head Follow me if you understand I'll trick her so she'll do it Then I'll sing and now we run Sweet children, sweet children, sweet children Remember when? Sweet children, sweet children, sweet children Remember when? 14 - Best Thing In Town Come with me and let's go for a ride Follow me to the other side As I sit around and watch you pout Cause I know that you're the Best thing in town -- Best thing around Best thing in town -- Best thing around Running wild and always running free Doing things that I have never seen Eerie colors and all I see are sounds Now I know that you're the Best thing in town -- Best thing around Best thing in town -- Best thing around I'm seeing faces... Of mysterys of the earth I am not one ... To the aggersions of my birth Or go to stance... Of houllinations I can't find A missing peice... Of a thought thats in my mind Come with me and let's go for a ride Follow me to the other side As I sit around and watch you pout Cause I know that you're the Best thing in town -- Best thing around Best thing in town -- Best thing around Running wild and always running free Doing things that I have never seen Eerie colors and all I see are sounds Now I know that you're the Best thing in town -- Best thing around Best thing in town -- Best thing around Sick and tired of all this wild shoot! 15 - Strangeland Looking at the clouds in the sky floating image in my mind Now I wonder where this place is from Evidence is everywhere I start to run, now I'm scared Strange beings all around. Everyone come to this place I've found I'm feeling phyced walking? wonder why All my joys are open No more crimes My eyes are clear and now I'm cured I only wanna be for sure Get in my mind and you will find Mother love from all mankind 16 - My Generation Well, people try to put us down Talkin' bout my generation Just because we get around Talkin' bout my generation The things they do look awful cold Talkin' bout my generation I hope I die before I get old Talkin' bout my generation My generation Why don't you all just fade away? Talkin' bout my generation And don't try to dig what we all say Talkin' bout my generation I'm not trying to cause a big sensation Talkin' bout my generation I'm just talkin' bout my generation Talkin' bout my generation My generation. Heineken, fuck that shit! Why don't you all just fade away? Talkin' bout my generation And don't try to dig what we all say Talkin' bout my generation I'm not trying to cause a big sensation Talkin' bout my generation I'm just talkin' bout my generation Talkin' bout my generation My generation Talkin' bout my generation This is my generation This is my generation, baby DOOKIE 1994 01 - Burnout I declare I don't care no more I'm burning up and out and growing bored In my smoked out boring room My hair is shagging in my eyes Dragging my feet to hit the street tonight To drive along these shit town lights I'm not growing up I'm just burning out And I stepped in line to walk amongst the dead Apathy has rained on me Now I'm feeling like a soggy dream So close to drowning but I don't mind I've lived inside this mental cave Throw my emotions in the grave Hell, who needs them anyway I'm not growing up I'm just burning out And I stepped in line to walk amongst the dead [Repeat many times] 02 - Having A Blast I'm taking all you down with me Explosives duct taped to my spine Nothings gonna change my mind I won't listen to anyone's last words There's nothing left for you to say Soon you'll be dead anyway No one here is getting out alive This time I've really lost my mind and I don't care So close your eyes And kiss yourself goodbye And think about the times you spent and what they've meant To me it's nothing... I'm losing all my happiness The happiness you pinned on me Loneliness still comforts me My anger dwells inside of me I'm taking it all out on you And the shit you put me through No one here is getting out alive This time I've really lost my mind and I don't care So close your eyes And kiss yourself goodbye And think about the times you spent and what they've meant To me its nothing... Do you ever think back to another time? Does it bring you so down that you thought you lost your mind? Do you ever want to lead a long trail of destruction and mow down any bullshit that confronts you? Do you ever build up all the small things in your head? To make one problem that adds up to nothing To me it's nothing... 03 - Chump I don't know you But,I think I HATE you You're the reason for my misery Strange how you've become my biggest enemy And I've never even seen your face Maybe it's just jealousy Mixing up with a VIOLENT mind A circumstance that doesn't make much SENSE Or maybe I'm just DUMB You're the cloud hanging out over my head Hail comes crashing down welting my face MAGIC MAN,EGOCENTRIC PLASTIC MAN Yet you still get one over on me Maybe it's just jealousy Mixing up with a VIOLENT mind A circumstance that doesn't make much SENSE Or maybe I'm just DUMB 04 - Longview Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on Change the channels for an hour or two Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit I'm sick of all the same old shit In a house with unlocked doors And I'm fucking lazy Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored I'm going blind And I smell like shit Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving I sure as hell can't do it by myself I'm feeling like a dog in heat Barred indoors from the summer street I locked the door to my own cell And I lost the key Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored I'm going blind And I smell like shit I got no motivation Where is my motivation? No time for the motivation Smoking my inspiration Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling Call me pathetic, call me what you will My mother says to get a job But she don't like the one she's got When masturbation's lost its fun You're fucking breaking Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice Bite my lip and close my eyes I was slipping away to paradise Some say,"Quit or I'll go blind." But it's just a myth 05 - Welcome To Paradise Dear mother, Can you hear me whining? It's been three whole weeks Since that I have left your home This sudden fear has left me trembling Cause now it seems that I am out here on my own And I'm feeling so alone Pay attention to the cracked streets And the broken homes Some call it the slums Some call it nice I want to take you through a wasteland I like to call my home Welcome To Paradise A gunshot rings out at the station Another urchin snaps and left dead on his own It makes me wonder why I'm still here For some strange reason it's now Feeling like my home And I'm never gonna go Pay attention to the cracked streets And the broken homes Some call it slums Some call it nice I want to take you through a wasteland I like to call my home Welcome To Paradise Dear mother, Can you hear me laughing It's been six whole months since Since that I have left your home It makes me wonder why I'm still here For some strange reason it's now Feeling like my home And I'm never gonna go Pay attention to the cracked streets And the broken homes Some call it the slums Some call it nice I want to take you through a wasteland I like to call my home Welcome To Paradise 06 - Pulling Teeth I'm all busted up Broken bones and nasty cuts Accidents will happen But this time I can't get up She comes to check on me Making sure I'm on my knees After all she's the one Who put me in this state Is she ultra-violent? Is she disturbed? I better tell her that I love her Before she does it all over again Oh god, she's killing me!!! For now I'll lie around hell, that's all I can really do She takes good care of me Just keep saying my love is true Is she ultra-violent? Is she disturbed? I better tell her that I love her Before she does it all over again Oh god, she's killing me!!! Looking out my window for Someone that's passing by No one knows I'm locked in here All I do is cry For now I'll lie around hell, that's all I can really do She takes good care of me Just keep saying my love is true 07 - Basket Case Do you have the time To listen to me whine About nothing and everything All at once I am one of those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Or I'm just stoned I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex That's bringing me down I went to a whore He said my life's a bore So quit my whining cause It's bringing her down Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Uh, yuh, yuh, ya Grasping to control So I better hold on Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Or I'm just stoned 08 - She She... She screams in silence A sullen riot penetrating through her mind Waiting for a sign To smash the silence with the brick of self-control [Chorus Are you locked up in a world That's been planned out for you? Are you feeling like a social tool without a use? Scream at me until my ears bleed I'm taking heed just for you She... She's figured out All her doubts were someone else's point of view Waking up this time To smash the silence with the brick of self-control EHHHHHH,AHHHHHHHHHH!!! 09 - Sassafras Roots Roaming 'round your house WASTING YOUR TIME No obligation,just WASTING YOUR TIME So why are you alone? WASTING YOUR TIME When you could be with me WASTING YOUR TIME Well,I'm a WASTE like you With nothing else to do May I WASTE your time too? Warding off regrets WASTING YOUR TIME Smoking cigarettes WASTING YOUR TIME I'm just a PARASITE WASTING YOUR TIME APPLYING myself to WASTING YOUR TIME Well,I'm a WASTE like you With nothing else to do May I WASTE your time too? So why are you alone? WASTING YOUR TIME When you could be with me WASTING YOUR TIME Well,I'm a WASTE like you With nothing else to do May I WASTE your time too? 10 - When I Come Around I heard you crying loud, all the way across town You've been searching for that someone, and it's me out on the prowl As you sit around feeling sorry for yourself Well, don't get lonely now And dry your whining eyes I'm just roaming for the moment Sleazin' my back yard so don't get so uptight you been thinking about ditching me No time to search the world around Cause you know where I'll be found When I come around I heard it all before So don't knock down my door I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser to try and slag me down because I know you're right So go do what you like Make sure you do it wise You may find out that your self-doubt means nothing was ever there You can't go forcing something if it's just not right No time to search the world around Cause you know where I'll be found When I come around When I come around No time to search the world around Cause you know where I'll be found When I come around When I come around When I come around When I come around 11 - Coming Clean Seventeen and strung out on confusion Trapped inside a roll of disillusion I found out what it takes to be a man Well,Mom and Dad will never understand Secrets collecting dust but never forget SKELETONS come to LIFE in my closet I found out what it takes to be a man Well,Mom and Dad will never understand WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME Seventeen and COMING CLEAN for the first time I finally figured out myself for the first time I found out what it takes to be a man Mom and Dad will never understand WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME 12 - Emenius Sleepus I saw my friend the other day and I don't know Exactly just what he became It goes to show It wasn't long ago I was just like you And now I think I'm sick and I wanna go home How have I been,how have you been It's been so long What have you done with all your time And what went wrong I knew you back when And you ... you knew me And now I think I'm sick and I wanna go home Anybody ever say no? Ever tell you that you weren't right? Where did all the little kid go? Did you lose it in a hateful fight? And you know it's true It wasn't long ago I was just like you And now I think you're sick and I wanna go home 13 - In The End All brawn and no brains And all those nice things You FINALLY got what you want Someone to look good with AND light your cigarette Is this what you really want? I figured out what you're all about And I don't think I like what I see SOOOOO ... I HOPE I won't be there in the end if you come around. How long will he last Before he's a CREEP in the past And you're alone once again? Will you pop up AGAIN and be my "SPECIAL FRIEND" 'till the end? And when will that be? I figured out what you're all about And I don't think I like what I see SOOOOO ... I HOPE I won't be there in the end if you come around. I figured out what you're all about And I don't think I like what I see SOOOOO ... I HOPE I won't be there in the end if you come around. 14 - F.O.D. Something's on my mind It's been for quite some time This time I'm on to you So where's the other face? The face I heard before Your head trip's boring me Let's nuke the bridge we torched 2,000 times before This time we'll blast it all to hell I've had this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say Stuck down in a rut of dislogic and smut A side of you well hid When it's all said and done it's real and it's been fun But was it all REAL fun Let's nuke the bridge we torched 2,000 times before This time we'll blast it all to hell I've felt this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say to say... You're just... a fuck, I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck. I'm take- -in pride in telling you to fuck off and die. I've had this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say I'm taking pleasure in the doubts I've passed to you So listen up as you bite thisssss... You're just... a fuck, I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck. I'm take- -in pride in telling you to fuck off and die. Goood niiiiiiiiight.... All By Myself I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself All by myself... All by myself... All by myself... I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself [repeat several times] INSOMNIAC 1995 01 - Armatage Shanks Stranded...lost inside myself My own worst friend My own closest enemy I'm Branded...maladjusted Never trusted anyone Let alone myself I must insist On being a pessimist I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind Elected the rejected I perfected the science of the idiot No meaning...no healing Self loathing freak and introverted deviot I must insist On being a pessimist I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind Stranded...lost inside myself My own worst friend My own closest enemy Elected the rejected I perfected the science of the idiot I must insist On being a pessimist I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind I'm gettin' pissed I'm a worthless pessimist I'm a loner in a claustrophobic mind 02 - Brat Mom and Dad don't look so hot these days They're getting over the hill Death is closing in and catching up As far as I can tell Got a plan of action and cold blood And it smells of defiance I'll just wait for Mom and Dad to die And got my inheritance Well now I want more 'Cause I'm getting bored And I'm going nowhere fast I was once filled with doubt Now it's all figured out Nothing good can last Crows feet and rot are setting in And time is running out My parent's income interest rate Is gaining higher clout I'm a snot nosed slob Without a job And I know I darn well should Mom and Dad don't look so hot these days But my future's looking good Well now I want more 'Cause I'm getting bored And I'm going nowhere fast I was once filled with doubt Now it's all figured out Nothing good can last Well now I want more 'Cause I'm getting bored And I'm going nowhere fast I was once filled with doubt Now it's all figured out Nothing good can last 03 - Stuck With Me I'm not part of your elite I'm just alright Class structure waving colors Bleeding from my throat Not subservient to you I'm just alright Down classed by the powers that be Give me loss of hope Cast out... Buried in a hole Struck down... forcing me to fall Destroyed... giving up the fight Well, I know I'm not alright What's my price and will you pay it if it's alright? Take it from my dignity waste it until it's dead Throw me back into the gutter 'Cause it's alright Find another pleasure fucker Drag them down to hell Cast out... Buried in a hole Struck down... forcing me to fall Destroyed... giving up the fight Well, I know I'm not alright Cast out... Buried in a hole Struck down... forcing me to fall Destroyed... giving up the fight Well, I know I'm not alright 04 - Geek Stink Breath I'm on a mission I made my decision To lead a path of self destruction A slow progression Killing my complexion And it's rotting out my teeth I'm on a roll No self control I'm blowing off steam with methamphetamine Don't know what I want That's all that I've got And I'm picking scabs off my face Every hour my blood is turning sour And my pulse is beating out of time I found a treasure filled with sick pleasure And it sits on a thick white line I'm on a roll No self control I'm blowing off steam with methamphetamine Don't know what I want That's all that I've got And I'm picking scabs off my face I'm on a mission I've got no decision Like a cripple running the rat race Wish in one hand shit in the other And see which one gets filled first I'm on a roll No self control I'm blowing off steam with methamphetamine Don't know what I want That's all that I've got And I'm picking scabs off my face 05 - No Pride I'm just a mutt And nowhere is my home Where dignity's a land mine In the school of lost hope I've panhandled for a life because I'm not afraid to beg Hand me down your lost and founds Of second hand regret You better swallow your pride Or you're gonna choke on it You better digest your values Because they turn to shit Honor's gonna knock you down Before your chance to stand up and fight I know I'm not the one I got no pride Sects of disconnection And traditions of lost faith No culture's worth a stream of piss Or a bullet in my face To heck with unity Separation's gonna kill us all Torn to shreds and disjointed Before the final fall You better swallow your pride Or you're gonna choke on it You better digest your values Because they turn to shit Honor's gonna knock you down Before your chance to stand up and fight I know I'm not the one I got no pride You better swallow your pride Or you're gonna choke on it You better digest your values Because they turn to shit Honor's gonna knock you down Before your chance to stand up and fight I know I'm not the one I got no pride... Close your eyes and die... I got no pride... I got no pride... 06 - Bab's Uvula Who? I've got a knack for fucking everything up My temper flies and I get myself all wound up My fuse is short and my blood pressure is high I lose control and I get myself all wound up Tension mounts and I fly off the wall I self destruct and I get myself all wound up Petulance and irritation sets in I throw a tantrum and I get myself all wound up I lose myself and I'm all wound up Petulance and I'm all wound up I lose control and I'm all wound up I lose myself and I'm all wound up Chip on my shoulder and a leech on my back Stuck in a rut and I get myself all wound up Killed my composure and it will never come back Loss of control and I get myself all wound up Blown out of proportion again My temper snaps and I get myself all wound up Spontaneous combustion panic attack I slipped a gear and I get myself all wound up I lose myself and I'm all wound up Petulance and I'm all wound up I lose control and I'm all wound up I lose myself and I'm all wound up I've got a knack for fucking everything up My temper flies and I get myself all wound up My fuse is short and my blood pressure is high I lose control and I get myself all wound up Tension mounts and I fly off the wall I self destruct and I get myself all wound up Petulance and irritation sets in I throw a tantrum and I get myself all wound up I lose myself and I'm all wound up Petulance and I'm all wound up I lose control and I'm all wound up I lose myself and I'm all wound up 07 - 86 What brings you around? Did you lose something the last time you were here? You'll never find it now It's buried deep with your identity So stand aside and let the next one pass Don't let the door kick you in the ass There's no return from 86 There's no return from 86 There's no return from 86 There's no return from 86 Don't even try... Exit out the back And never show your head around again Purchase your ticket And quickly take the last train out of town So stand aside and let the next one pass Don't let the door kick you in the ass There's no return from 86 There's no return from 86 There's no return from 86 There's no return from 86 Don't even try... There's no return from 86 There's no return from 86 There's no return from 86 There's no return from 86 Don't even try... 08 - Panic Song Ready for a cheap escape On the brink of self destruction Widespread panic Broken glass inside my head Bleeding down these thoughts of Anguish... mass confusion The world is a sick machine Breeding a mass of shit With such a desolate conclusion Fill the void with... I don't care There's a plague inside of me Eating at my disposition Nothing's left Torn out of reality Into a state of no opinion Limp with hate The world is a sick machine Breeding a mass of shit With such a desolate conclusion Fill the void with... I don't care I wanna jump out! 09 - Stuart And The Ave Standing on the corner of Stuart and the Avenue Ripping up my transfer And a photograph of you You're a blur of my dead past and rotting existance As I stand laughing on the corner of insignificance Well, destiny is dead In the hands of bad luck Before it might have made some sense But now it's all fucked up Seasons change as well as minds And I'm a two faced clown You're mommy's little nightmare Driving daddy's car around I'm beat down and half brain dead The long lost king of fools I may be dumb But I'm not stupid enough to stay with you Well, destiny is dead In the hands of bad luck Before it might have made some sense But now it's all fucked up All fucked up... All fucked up... 10 - Brain Stew I'm having trouble trying to sleep I'm counting sheep but running out As time ticks by And still I try No rest for crosstops in my mind On my own... here we go My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed Dried up and bulging out my skull My mouth is dry My face is numb fucked up and spun out in my room On my own... here we go My mind is set on overdrive The clock is laughing in my face A crooked spine My sense's dulled Passed the point of delerium On my own... here we go My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed Dried up and bulging out my skull My mouth is dry My face is numb fucked up and spun out in my room On my own... here we go 11 - Jaded Somebody keep my balance I think I'm falling off Into a state of regression The expiration date Rapidly coming up It's leaving me behind to rank Always move forward Going "straight" will get you nowhere There is no progress Evolution killed it all I found my place in nowhere I'm taking one step sideways Leading with my crutch Got a fucked up equilibrium Count down from 9 to 5 Hooray! We're gonna die! Blessed into our extinction Always move forward Going "straight" will get you nowhere There is no progress Evolution killed it all I found my place in nowhere Always move forward Going "straight" will get you nowhere There is no progress Evolution killed it all I found my place in nowhere 12 - Westbound Sign Boxed up All of her favorite things Sold the rest at a rainy yard sale Big plans and leaving friends and A westbound sign Weighed out Her choices on a scale Prevailing nothing made sense Just transportation and a Blank decision... She's taking off Taking off... Taking off... Taking off... No time and no copping out She's burning daylight and petrol Blacked out the rearview mirror Heading westward on Strung out On confusion road And ten minute nervous breakdowns Xanex a beer for thought And she determined... She's taking off Taking off... Taking off... Taking off... Is it salvation? Or an escape from discontent? Will she find her name In the California cement? Punched out of the grind That punched her one too many times... Is tragedy 2000 miles away? She's taking off Taking off... Taking off... Taking off... 13 - Tight Wadd Hill Cheapskate on the hill A thrill seeker making deals Sugar city urchin wasting time Town of lunatics Begging for another fix Turning tricks for speedballs One more night Making your rounds once again Turning up empty handed Bumming a ride Burning daylight Last up at dawn... tight wad hill Drugstore hooligan Another white trash mannequin On display to rot up on the hill Living out a lie But having the time of his life Hating every minute of his existance Making your rounds once again Turning up empty handed Bumming a ride Burning daylight Last up at dawn... tight wad hill Making your rounds once again Turning up empty handed Bumming a ride Burning daylight Last up at dawn... tight wad hill 14 - Walking Contradiction Do as I say not as I do because The shit's so deep you can't run away I beg to differ on the contrary I agree with every word that you say Talk is cheap and lies are expensive My wallet's fat and so is my head Hit and run and then I'll hit you again I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb Standards set and broken all the time Control the chaos behind a gun Call it as I see it even if I was born deaf, blind and dumb Losers winning big on the lottery Rehab rejects still sniffing glue Constant refutation with myself I'm a victim of a catch 22 I have no belief But I believe I'm a walking contradiction And I ain't got no right Do as I say not as I do because The shit's so deep you can't run away I beg to differ on the contrary I agree with every word that you say Talk is cheap and lies are expensive My wallet's fat and so is my head Hit and run and then I'll hit you again I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb I have no belief But I believe I'm a walking contradiction And I ain't got no right I have no belief But I believe I'm a walking contradiction And I ain't got no right el post sigue en mis comentarios.... solo se permitia 65000 caracteres o algo asi...

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Asi soy yo , demaciado normal.. exelente letra
Asi soy yo , demaciado normal.. exelente letra
InfoporAnónimoFecha desconocida

una de las mejores canciones en español, por su letra jajja hasta es chistosa https://ugc.kn3.net/s/http://www.youtube.com/v/TSL4qiuQzsA No tengo penas, ni tengo amores Y así no sufro, de sinsabores Con todo el mundo, estoy a mano Como no juego, ni pierdo ni gano No tengo mucho, ni tengo poco Como no opino, no me equivoco Y como metas, yo no me trazo Nunca supe lo que es un fracaso Alegría y tristeza es lo mismo Para mí que no me interesa sentir Porque en el ángulo de la vida Yo he decidido ser la bisectriz No me involucro, en la pareja Y así no sufro, cuando me dejan A nadie quise, jamás en serio Y entonces nunca lloro en los entierros No pasa nada, si no me muevo Por eso todo, me chupa un huevo Y no me mata, la indecisión Si "should I stay" , o "should I go" Ojos que no ven corazón que no siente Dijo un ciego cornudo una vez Y no soy como Hamlet Perez No me importa nada si ser o no ser Dirán algunos: "hay que insensible" Otros dirán: "que vacio y simple" Y esas palabras, las lleva el viento Como no escucho, no me caliento No estoy ni arriba ni abajo Ya ni mejoro ni voy a empeorar Y como nunca empiezo nada No me pone ansioso poder terminar No te gusto el post??? mira estos otros seguro q te interesan! Mi mejor post 268 puntos:

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Frases buenisimas! Escogidas x mi! las mejores, recomendado
Frases buenisimas! Escogidas x mi! las mejores, recomendado
InfoporAnónimo5/7/2010

Son pocos pero , son los mejores.. segun mi criterio... los elegi uno por uno... -Camina plácidamente entre el ruido y la prisa... encontrando inspiracion en el sufrimiento q hay cuando mi corazon pide descanzo por miedo de seguir queriendo... -Ayer conocí a dos personas con el mismo problema: Una de ellas me dijo -Es imposible resolverlo-, La otra, en cambio, me dijo: -Yo se que encontraré la soluciòn- Ambos estaban en lo correcto. - -No me digas que el cielo es el limite cuando hay huellas en la luna... -Los videojuegos arruinaron mi vida. Por suerte me quedan dos vidas extras -La verdad es una mentira bien dicha. -Si quieres conocer el pasado , mira el presente,que es su resultado.Si quieres conocer el futuro mira en el presente que es su causa. -Si quieres que algo se haga, encargaselo a una persona ocupada. -Egoísta: una persona más interesada en ella que en mí. -La vida es muy peligrosa. No por las personas que hacen el mal, sino por las que se sientan a ver lo que pasa. -Recordar es fácil para el que tiene memoria. olvidar es difícil para quien tiene corazón -¿Y qué pasaría si no hay un «mañana»? Ayer no lo hubo -El problema con el mundo es que los estúpidos están seguros de sí mismos y los inteligentes llenos de dudas. -Los que aseguran que es imposible no deberían interrumpir a los que estamos intentándolo. -El destino es el que baraja las cartas, pero nosotros somos los que jugamos. -Aunque tu no lo sepas formas parte de mi, de mi corazon y con eso soy feliz , por haberte encontrado En una disputa filosófica, gana más el que es derrotado, porque aprende más. Hay mujeres que no valen nada, a pesar de su precio. Comúnmente es la Geografía de una muchacha la que determina su Historia. ... Bebe para olvidarte de que eres alcohólico. Perdona siempre a tus enemigos. No hay nada que los joda más. Cuando no se piensa lo que se dice, es cuando se dice lo que se piensa. El que no ha jugado poker, no sabe lo que se pierde... xD El matrimonio es como las Cuentas de ahorro: de tanto meter y sacar se pierde el interés.xD -Borra todos esos recuerdos que solo nos traen dolor , y podre ver lo q siempre necesite.. q no eres tu.. !!porq tu querias tallar tu nombre en mi corazon sin importarte que me doliera! -Sobre todo recuerda, que Dios, ayuda a quienes se ayudan a sí mismos Actúa como si todo dependiera de ti, y reza como si todo dependiera de Dios -No le digas a dios, cuan grandes son tus problemas , dile a tus problemas lo grande que es dios!! -Si un amor llega a tu vida.... AMALO...si un dia se va...LLAMALO...si no te oye... GRITALE...si no vuelve... ESPERALO... xqe un verdadero amor siempre vuelve............. SI se llevan uno comenten...

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Que es mas probable? Ser mordido por Suarez o un Tiburón ?
Que es mas probable? Ser mordido por Suarez o un Tiburón ?
InfoporAnónimo6/25/2014

Estadisticamente hablando es mas probable se mordido por Luis Suarez Jugando contra su equipo en algún partido que ser mordido por un Tiburón cuando se nada en el Oceano. Luis Suarez de Uruguay, agarrando su diente luego de haber mordido al jugador Italiano Giorgio Chielini en el hombro durante un partido del mundial 2014 Foto: Getty Images ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Usando simple matematicas acerca de la carrera de Luis Suarez: Segun Wikipedia, el ha jugado en 363 juegos de la liga, la copa del mundo y amistosos desde que empezo a jugar en el club nacional de futbol en la temporada de 2005/06. Tambien ha jugado 78 partidos para la seleccion nacional de Uruguay. Ha mordido a 3 jugadores rivales durante el tiempo que le tomó jugar esos 441 partidos oficiales, Otman Bakkal del PSV en Noviembre de 2010, Branislav Ivanovic del Chelsea en Abril de 2013, y ahora al italiano Giorgio Chiellini en la copa del mundo este 24 de Junio. Esto nos lleva a una pregunta crucial: Cuanto es el riesgo que un jugador está tomando si Luis Suarez se encuentra en el equipo adversario? Tienes que conocer las estadisticas si te involucras en un juego de contacto despues de todo. Ahora vamos a los numeros. El porcentaje de mordidas de Suarez es tres en 441, lo que se deduce es que una persona resulta mordida cada 147 partidos de Suarez, pero si asumimos de que hay 14 jugadores corriendo el riesgo de ser mordidos (eso es los 11 jugadores y asumiendo que los 3 substitutos entran a jugar) Significa que Suarez Ha mordido a 3 personas de entre 6.160 personas que se han enfrentado a el durante su carrera profesional. Por consecuente podemos asumir que si vas a Jugar contra Suarez, el riesgo de que seas mordido es de 1 en 2.000 . Para tener un punto de comparación, dejo una lista de cosas que son menos probables que te pasen que una mordida de Suarez. Ser mordido por un Tiburon cuando se nada en el Oceano (1 en 3.7 milliones) Que te caiga un rayo durante el periodo de tu vida en [80 años] (1 en 10.000) Morir por causa de una colmena de Abejas (1 en 75.852) Que te maten a disparos en Estados Unidos (1 en 6.509) Vivir en la costa y experimentar un Tsunami (one in 50.000) Ser destruido por un meteorito (1 en 700.000) Tambien Una lista de cosas que son mas probables que te pasen que ser mordido por Suarez. Morir en una mision espacial (one in 100) Que te de cancer (entre 1 en 2 y 1 en 3 para cualquier tipo) Experimentar una contusion luego de un partido de futbol (1 en 2) Que Mike Tyson te arranque la oreja durante un juego de boxeo (one in 50) Fuente: http://www.newstatesman.com/future-proof/2014/06/you-are-more-likely-be-bitten-luiz-suarez-1-2000-shark-1-3700000 Traduccion: Yo. @no_lei_el_protocolo

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