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Barcelona - Madrid, el 29 de noviembre El gran derbi de la liga española entre Barcelona y Real Madrid se jugará en el Camp Nou. El primer clásico de la temporada entre el Barcelona y el Real Madrid se disputará el 29 de noviembre en la duodécima jornada de Liga, en el Camp Nou, según el sorteo celebrado ayer en la Asamblea de la Federación Española de Fútbol, que emparejó a los azulgrana con el Sporting de Gijón y al equipo blanco con el Deportivo de La Coruña, ambos en casa, en la primera cita liguera. Estos dos últimos clubeos repetirán, aunque cambian Riazor por el Santiago Bernabéu, la misma primera jornada que la pasada campaña, al igual que Málaga y Atlético de Madrid en La Rosaleda, distinto escenario que el año anterior, y que Atlético Osasuna y Villarreal en el Reyno de Navarra. El primer capítulo del curso, que se jugará el 30 de agosto salvo el Barcelona-Sporting, que será el lunes 31 por la disputa de la Supercopa de Europa por parte del equipo azulgrana, se completa con los choques Athletic-Espanyol, Mallorca-Xerez, Zaragoza-Tenerife, Valencia-Sevilla, Almería-Valladolid y Racing de Santander-Getafe. Once partidos después, en la duodécima jornada, llegará el primer clásico entre Barcelona y Real Madrid, que se enfrentarán el 29 de noviembre en el Camp Nou, mientras que el duelo entre ambos de la segunda vuelta se jugará el 11 de abril de 2010, en la trigésimo primera fecha, en el Santiago Bernabéu.

Esto Es Bien Curioso Ustedes Ke Opinan? Yo Pienso Ke Este Tipo Miro Mucho "Volver Al Futuro"!!! jajajaja Pero A Saber¡¡ Escudo o insignia de John Titor John Titor dice ser un soldado americano con una mision que cumplir. Hasta aqui no habria nada de extraño ni sorprendente, pero si a todo esto se le agrega que el dice venir del futuro (año 2036) la cosa cambia. En noviembre del año 2000, apareció en el foro de la página web "Art Bell", un personaje que se hacia llamar a si mismo "John Titor". Según parece este señor aseguraba ser un viajero del tiempo que provenía del año 2036. Segun John Titor, este soldado americano de 38 años, tenia una mision de volver desde su presente (año 2036) hasta el pasado (año 1975) para recuperar un modelo de computadora de la empresa IBM, el cual es necesario en su presente (año 2036), para ayudar con unos codigos de sistemas operativos. Uno hasta aqui podria decir pero como con semejante tecnologia capaz de viajar en el tiempo es imprescindible viajar hacia el pasado para llevarse consigo al futuro un viejo modelo de computadora personal; pero lo cierto siempre segun John Titor, es que en su presente (mas de 60 años atras en su tiempo) esos codigos y arquitectura ya no se encuentra, por lo tanto el ejercito americano lo habria encomendado con semejante mision. Durante 4 meses respondió a todas las preguntas sobre el futuro que los usuarios le hicieron e incluso facilitó fotos y planos de su máquina del tiempo. Sus coherentes predicciones y su misteriosa desaparición le han convertido en un personaje admirado por muchos, que ya utilizan su legado como un manual de instrucciones para la vida en el futuro. En el año 2015 presenciaremos una Guerra Nuclear que destruirá las principales ciudades de Estados Unidos. Además morirá gran parte de la población mundial y el medio ambiente quedará fatídicamente contaminado. La ciencia dará un gran avance al conseguir fabricar "agujeros negros" ( ya sabéis, los del espacio). La capacidad de entender el misterio de estos agujeros, hará descubrir a los científicos la posibilidad de viajar en el tiempo utilizando 2 al mismo tiempo. Este gran avance comenzará hacia el 2007. La teoría de "Mundos Paralelos" es cierta. Según Titor existen incontables universos que coexisten de forma paralela donde las personas evolucionan de una manera diferente y en un tiempo distinto. En el 2036, la epidemia que más índice de mortalidad habrá causado en la población será el C.J.D. Es una variedad del síndrome que en nuestro tiempo hemos conocido como "Vaca Loca" y causará incontables muertes y afecciones físicas y cerebrales. No existe cura ni tratamiento. Manual de uso de la nave de Titor, creada por la General Electric Army Model C204. Alrededor el año 2005, comenzará una Guerra Civil en Estados Unidos. Esta guerra se alargará durante 10 años, y su población deberá acostumbrarse a vivir en un estado de alarma y acoso constante al estilo de la Gestapo. Al finalizar la guerra en el año 2015, la población mundial tomará constancia de que el modo de vida que conocían habrá desaparecido para siempre. A partir de este día la presidencia de Estados Unidos estará a cargo de 5 personas, y su capital se establecerá en Nebraska. Tras haber facilitado datos de tanta importancia y relevancia, Titor anunció que volvería a su tiempo en la primavera del 2001. Tras este día nadie ha vuelto a saber nada de John Titor. Desapareció sin dejar rastro. Graba tus videos en con la Zx1 link: Raro No??!! ke habra Pasado Kn Este Hombre Sera Ke Fue Cierto To Esto? aki hay + informacion en ingles si esta les intereso!

Cancionero De Bob Marley Para todos los ke les gusta este gran personaje de la musica y del Reggea! espero ke le guste BOB MARLEY 400 YEARS 400 years (400 years, 400 years. Wo o o o) And it's the same The same (wo o o o) philosophy I've said it's four hundred years; (400 years, 400 years. Wo o o o, wo o o o) Look, how long (wo o o o) And the people they (wo o o o) still can't see. Why do they fight against the poor youth of today? And without these youths, they would be gone All gone astray Come on, let's make a move: (make a move, make a move. Wo o o o, wo o o o) I can (wo o o o) see time (wo o o o) time has come, And if a fools don't see (fools don't see, fools don't see. Wo o o o) I can't save the youth: The youth (wo o o o) is gonna be strong. So, won't you come with me; I'll take you to a land of liberty Where we can live live a good, good life And be free. Look how long: 400 years, (400 years, 400 years) Way too long! (wo o o o) That's the reason my people (wo o o o) my people can't see. Said, it's four hundred long years (400 years, 400 years. Wo o o o) Give me patience (wo o o o) same philosophy. It's been 400 years, (400 years, 400 years) Wait so long! Wo o o o, wo o o o. How long? 400 long, long years. BOB MARLEY AFRICA UNITE Ziya po ya ya, pa pa ya pa! Ti da lee, na po po pu du loo! Ste na peh na na po po ro po! Africa unite: 'Cause we're moving right out of Babylon, And we're going to our Father's land, yea ea. How good and how pleasant it would be before God and man, yea eah! To see the unification of all Africans, yeah! As it's been said a'ready, let it be done, yeah! We are the children of the Rastaman; We are the children of the Iyaman. So o, Africa unite: 'Cause the children (Africa unite) wanna come home. Africa unite: 'Cause we're moving right out of Babylon, yea, And we're grooving to our Father's land, yea ea. How good and how pleasant it would be before God and man To see the unification of all Rastaman, yeah. As it's been said a'ready, let it be done! I tell you who we are under the sun: We are the children of the Rastaman; We are the children of the Iyaman. So o: Africa unite, Afri Africa unite, yeah! Unite for the benefit (Africa unite) for the benefit of your people! Unite for it's later (Africa unite) than you think! Unite for the benefit (Africa unite) of my children! Unite for it's later (Africa uniting) than you think! Africa awaits (Africa unite) its creators! Africa awaiting (Africa uniting) its Creator! Africa, you're my (Africa unite) forefather cornerstone! Unite for the Africans (Africa uniting) abroad! Unite for the Africans (Africa unite) a yard! BOB MARLEY AFRICAN HERBSMAN All twinklin' lee Can't see the right rose when the streams abate The old slave men might grind slow But it grinds fine, yeah African herbsman, why linger on? Just concentrate, 'cause heaven lives on Greet I eth slave men will look with a scorn With a transplanted heart (yes, how quick they had to part) (... how quick they had to part) The remembrance of today Is the sad feelin' of tomorrow (... how quick ...) Oh (... part), oh yeah African herbsman, seize your time I'm takin' illusion on the edge of my mind I'm takin' losers down thru my life Down thru my life, yeah (yes, how quick they had to part) (... how quick they had to part) Dideh part, yes, they part In remembrance of today (... how quick they had to part) African herbsman, why linger on? Just concentrate, 'cause your heaven lives on Greet I eth slave men will look with a scorn With a transplanted heart, yes, how (... quick they have to part) (... how quick they have to part) In remembrance of today Brings sad feelings of tomorrow (Yes, how quick they have to ...) Lead me on, oh, Lord, I pray to you (African herbsman) (African herbsman) African, African herbsman ... BOB MARLEY ALL IN ONE Bend down low Let me tell you what I know now Bend down low Let me tell you what I know, what I know, what I know Long time, we no have no nice time Doo yoo doo dun doo, yeah, think about that Long, long, long, long time, we no have no nice time Doo yoo doo dun doo, yeah, think about that, mm One love, one heart Let's get together and feel alright One love, hear my plea, one heart Give thanks and praise to the Lord, and I will feel alright Simmer down, you lickin' too hot, so Simmer down, soon you'll get dropped, so Simmer down, man, you hear what I say? After he Breaks your heart Then you'll be sad, so sad And then your teardrops start I tell you, then you'll know how It hurts to be alone Oh, what a (... feeling ...), what a feeling (... be blue) Oh, what a feeling, oh, what a feeling (Oh, what a feeling to be blue) Have you ever had a lonesome feeling? This was cause thru love and affection This was cause thru love and affection This was cause thru love and affection Mm, feel them spirit I'm gonna put it on Feel them spirit I'm gonna put it on Yes, my friend We're in the streets again Yes, my friend Dem set we free again ... BOB MARLEY AMBUSH IN THE NIGHT (Ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa!) See them fighting for power (ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa!), But they know not the hour (ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa!),; So they bribing with their guns, spare parts and money, Trying to belittle our Integrity now. They say what we know Is just what they teach us; And we're so ignorant 'Cause every time they can reach us (shoobe, doo wa) Through political strategy (shoo be, doo wa); They keep us hungry (shoobe, doo wa), And when you gonna get some food (shoobe, doo wa), Your brother got to be your enemy, we e ell! Ambush in the night, All guns aiming at me; Ambush in the night, They opened fire on me now. Ambush in the night, Protected by His Majesty. Ooh wee, ooh wee. Ooh wa ooh! (Ooh wee) Ooh wee, ooh wee (ooh wa), Ooh wa! Ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa ooh! Ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa ah! Well, what we know Is not what they tell us; We're not ignorant, I mean it, And they just cannot touch us; Through the powers of the Most I (shoobe, doo wa), We keep on surfacin' (shoobe, doo wa); Thru the powers of the Most I (shoobe, doo wa), We keep on survivin'. Yeah, this ambush in the night Planned by society; Ambush in the night; They tryin' to conquer me; Ambush in the night Anyt'ing money can bring; Ambush in the night Planned by society; Ambush in the night BOB MARLEY BABYLON SYSTEM We refuse to be What you wanted us to be; We are what we are: That's the way (way) it's going to be. You don't know! You can't educate I For no equal opportunity: (Talkin' 'bout my freedom) Talkin' 'bout my freedom, People freedom (freedom) and liberty! Yeah, we've been trodding on the winepress much too long: Rebel, rebel! Yes, we've been trodding on the winepress much too long: Rebel, rebel! Babylon system is the vampire, yea! (vampire) Suckin' the children day by day, yeah! Me say: de Babylon system is the vampire, falling empire, Suckin' the blood of the sufferers, yea ea ea ea e ah! Building church and university, wo o ooh, yeah! Deceiving the people continually, yea ea! Me say them graduatin' thieves and murderers; Look out now: they suckin' the blood of the sufferers (sufferers). Yea ea ea! (sufferers) Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth right now! Come on and tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Come on and tell the children the truth. 'Cause 'cause we've been trodding on ya winepress much too long: Rebel, rebel! And we've been taken for granted much too long: Rebel, rebel now! (Trodding on the winepress) Trodding on the winepress (rebel): got to rebel, y'all (rebel)! We've been trodding on the winepress much too long ye e ah! (rebel) Yea e ah! (rebel) Yeah! Yeah! From the very day we left the shores (trodding on the winepress) Of our Father's land (rebel), We've been trampled on (rebel), Oh now! (we've been oppressed, yeah!) Lord, Lord, go to ... BOB MARLEY BAD CARD You a go tired fe see me face; Can't get me out of the race. Oh, man, you said I'm in your place And then you draw bad cyard A make you draw bad cyard, And then you draw bad cyard. Propaganda spreading over my name; Say you wanna bring another life to shame. Oh, man, you just a playing a game And then you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard. I want to disturb my neighbour, 'Cause I'm feelin' so right; I want to turn up my disco, Blow them to full watts tonight, eh! In a rub a dub style, in a rub a dub style, In a rub a dub style, in a rub a dub style. 'Cause we guarding the palace so majestic; Guarding the palace so realistic! Them a go tired to see we face (oh yeah!), Me say them can't get we out of the race; Oh, man, it's just a big disgrace. The way you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); The way you make wrong moves (make wrong moves); The way you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard In a rub a dub style, rub a dub style, In a rub a dub style BOB MARLEY BEND DOWN LOW Bend down low, let me tell you what I know now; Bend down low, let me tell you what I know. Oh! Fisherman row to reap what you sow now; Oh, tell you all I know (Oo oh!), you've got to let me go now (Oo oh!), And all you've got to do: (Bend down low) Oh yeah! Let me tell you what I know; Bend down low, let me tell you what I know. Oh yeah! You keep on knockin', but you can't come in. I get to understand you been livin' in sin, But if you love me, woman, walk right in. I've got a notch for your safety pin, But bend down low. Instrumental break Keep on knockin', but you can't come in. I get to understand you been livin' in sin, But walk right in, woman, sit right down. I will keep on lovin' you; I play the clown. But bend down low, baby, let me tell you what I know; Bend down low, let me tell you what I know, yeah! Let me tell you, baby! Let me tell ya Knock on, babe! Just won't let ya in! You been livin' in sin. Knock on! BOB MARLEY BLACKMAN REDEMPTION Woy a, Natty Congo: A Dreadlock Congo I! Woy a, Natty Congo: A Blackman Redemption! Woy yo, yo oo wo oo! A Blackman Redemption! Woy yo, wo oo wo oo! No need no need to get jumpy; No need and a no need to get bumpy, And a no need and a no need to get bumpy; No nee nee nee nee nee nee nee need to get jumpy! Youth and youth agree to: Cool runnings; can you dig it? Cool runnings; yeah, one more time! A beg ya: Cool runnings; can you stop it? Cool runnings: Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out. Tell you about the Blackman Redemption; can you dig it? (Oh, yeah!) A Blackman Redemption; can you stop it? Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Coming from the root of King David Through to the line of Solomon, His Imperial Majesty is the Power of Authority: Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out, Spread, spread out. Instrumental break No need no need no need to get jumpy, And a no need and a no need to walk away. Let me tell bout ya: Cool runnings, can you dig it? Cool runnings: it's one more time we want it; Cool runnings; Cool runnings; Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out, Spread out. Spread out, spread out. Spread out, spread out. It's just a Blackman Redemption Can you dig it (wo yeah!) Good, Lord! Good, Lord! Good, Lord! Blackman Redemption, can you stop it? Oh, no! Oh, no! Blackman redemption BOB MARLEY BRAIN WASHING Ooh ooh Old Mr. Joe, he build a house away On top of some hill Old Mr. Joe knew he had to go, so he He got right down and wrote bank will He say now, here's to mother hen And her chicken, Lord have mercy now Master, will you take a roll in the mud Like you know you should? The old barnyard, the old barnyard Birds and the chick, ooh wee Who's got to watch out for brother mongoose With his top hap and walking stick? It's just the poor's brain washing (Poor's ...) They told me a long time ago, It's just the poor's brain washing, ooh wee (Poor's brain washing) Now look at a thing like this Cinderella and her long lost fellow In the midnight hour, she lost her silver slipper Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall While Jack and Jill had themselves a fall It's just the poor's (... brain washing) And I don't need it no longer (... washing) It's just the poor's brain washing Coming through to a poor man's child, ooh wee, look at this Little Miss Muffet she sat on a tuffet While Little Red Riding Hood delivered her grandmom's food Ooh wee ooh wee Ooh wee, look at one more thing like this The cow jumping over the moon While the dish got jealous, he grabbed the handy spoon It's just the poor's brain washing And I don't need it no longer, I don't want it no longer I don't need it no longer (...washing) And I don't care for no more brain washing (... washing) ... BOB MARLEY BUFFALO SOLDIER Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta: There was a Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America, Stolen from Africa, brought to America, Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival. I mean it, when I analyze the stench To me it makes a lot of sense: How the Dreadlock Rasta was the Buffalo Soldier, And he was taken from Africa, brought to America, Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival. Said he was a Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America. If you know your history, Then you would know where you coming from, Then you wouldn't have to ask me, Who the 'eck do I think I am. I'm just a Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America, Stolen from Africa, brought to America, Said he was fighting on arrival, fighting for survival; Said he was a Buffalo Soldier win the war for America. Dreadie, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Buffalo Soldier troddin' through the land, wo ho ooh! Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand, Troddin' through the land, yea hea, yea ea. Said he was a Buffalo Soldier win the war for America; Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta, Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival; Driven from the mainland to the heart of the Caribbean. Singing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Troddin' through San Juan in the arms of America; Troddin' through Jamaica, a Buffalo Soldier Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival: Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta. Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! BOB MARLEY BURNIN' AND LOOTIN' This morning I woke up in a curfew; O God, I was a prisoner, too yeah! Could not recognize the faces standing over me; They were all dressed in uniforms of brutality. Eh! How many rivers do we have to cross, Before we can talk to the boss? Eh! All that we got, it seems we have lost; We must have really paid the cost. (That's why we gonna be) Burnin' and a lootin' tonight; (Say we gonna burn and loot) Burnin' and a lootin' tonight; (One more thing) Burnin' all pollution tonight; (Oh, yeah, yeah) Burnin' all illusion tonight. Oh, stop them! Give me the food and let me grow; Let the Roots Man take a blow. All them drugs gonna make you slow now; It's not the music of the ghetto. Eh! Weeping and a wailin' tonight; (Who can stop the tears?) Weeping and a wailin' tonight; (We've been suffering these long, long a years!) Weeping and a wailin' tonight (Will you say cheer?) Weeping and a wailin' tonight (But where?) Give me the food and let me grow; Let the Roots Man take a blow. I must say: all them all them drugs gonna make you slow; It's not the music of the ghetto. We gonna be burning and a looting tonight; (To survive, yeah!) Burning and a looting tonight; (Save your baby lives) Burning all pollution tonight; (Pollution, yeah, yeah!) Burning all illusion tonight (Lord a, Lord a, Lord a, Lord!) Burning and a looting tonight; Burning and a looting tonight; Burning all pollution tonight. BOB MARLEY CHANT DOWN BABYLON Come we go burn down Babylon one more time (Come we go burn down Babylon one more time); Come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon); For them soft! Yes, them soft! (ah yoy!) Them soft! Yes, them soft! (ah yoy!) So come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon)! Men see their dreams and aspiration a Crumble in front of their face, And all of their wicked intention To destroy the human race. And how I know and how I know and that's how I know: A Reggae Music, mek we chant down Babylon; With music, mek we chant down Babylon; This music, mek we chant down Babylon; This music, come we chant down Babylon. Come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon one more time); Come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon); For them soft! Yes, them soft! (ah yoy!) Them soft! Me say, Them soft! (ah yoy!) So come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon)! Me say, Music you're music you're the key, Talk to who? Please talk to me, Bring the voice of of the Rastaman, Communicating to 'cating to everyone. How I (know) how I know, how I (know) how I know And that's how I know: A Reggae Music, chant down chant down chant down Babylon, Chant down Babylon, chant down Babylon, Chant down Babylon! Reggae Music, chant down Babylon! Reggae Music, chant down Babylon! Reggae Music, chant down Babylon! Reggae Music! (chant down Babylon) BOB MARLEY COMING IN FROM THE COLD In this life, in this life, in this life, In this, oh sweet life: We're (we're coming in from the cold); We're coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), Coming in from the cold. It's you it's you it's you I'm talkin' to Well, you (it's you) you (it's you) you I'm talking to now. Why do you look so sad and forsaken? When one door is closed, don't you know other is open? Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman? No, no, no, no, no, no! No, Dread, no! Would you make the system make you kill your brotherman? (No, Dread, no!) Would you make the system get on top of your head again? (No, Dread, no!) Well, the biggest man you ever did see was was just a baby. In this life (in this life), In this (in this life, oh sweet life): Coming in from the cold; We're coming in (coming in), coming in a (coming in), coming in (coming in), ooh! (coming in) Coming in from the cold! It's life (it's life), it's life (it's life), it's life (it's life): it's wa well! coming in from the cold! We're coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in) ooh (coming in), hey! (coming in), Coming in from the cold! It's you you you I'm talking Well, yes, you, bilyabong! (it's you); ew! you I'm talking to now. We e ell, why do you look so look so look so sad look so sad and forsaken? Don't you know: When one door is closed when one door is closed, many more is open? We e e ell, would you let the system get on top of your head again? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dread, no! Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman? No, Dread, no! We e e ell, would you make the system get on top of your head again? (No, Dread, no!) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Well, the biggest biggest man you ever ever Did a see was a was a once a baby. In this life, in this life, in this life, In this, oh, sweet life, We're (coming in from the cold) from the cold! We're coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), wo o! Yea ea eah! Coming in from the cold We're coming in a, coming in a, coming in a, coming in a! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea ea ea eah! Coming in from the cold Coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in) (coming in) (coming in) (coming in) from the from the cold! BOB MARLEY CONCRETE JUNGLE No sun will shine in my day today; (no sun will shine) The high yellow moon won't come out to play: (that high yellow moon won't come out to play) I said (darkness) darkness has covered my light, (and the stage) And the stage my day into night, yeah. Where is the love to be found? (oo ooh ooh) Won't someone tell me? 'Cause my (sweet life) life must be somewhere to be found (must be somewhere for me) Instead of concrete jungle (la la la!), Where the living is harder (la la!). Concrete jungle (la la la!): Man you got to do your (la la la!) best. Wo ooh, yeah. No chains around my feet, But I'm not free, oh ooh! I know I am bound here in captivity; G'yeah, now (never, never) I've never known happiness; (never, never) I've never known what sweet caress is Still, I'll be always laughing like a clown; Won't someone help me? 'Cause I (sweet life) I've got to pick myself from off the ground (must be somewhere for me), he yeah! In this a concrete jungle (la la la!): I said, what do you cry for me (la la!) now, o oh! Concrete jungle (la la la!), ah, won't you let me be (la la la!), now. Hey! Oh, now! Guitar solo I said that life (sweet life) it must be somewhere to be found (must be somewhere for me) Oh, instead: concrete jungle (la la!) collusion (la la!) confusion (confusion). Eh! Concrete jungle (la la!): baby, you've got it in. Concrete jungle (la la la!), now. Eh! Concrete jungle (la la la!). What do you stand(?) for me (la la!), now? BOB MARLEY COULD YOU BE LOVED Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved and be loved? Don't let them fool ya, Or even try to school ya! Oh, no! We've got a mind of our own, So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right! Love would never leave us alone, A yin the darkness there must come out to light. Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (The road of life is rocky and you may stumble too, So while you point your fingers someone else is judging you) Love your brotherman! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Don't let them change ya, oh! Or even rearrange ya! Oh, no! We've got a life to live. They say: only only only the fittest of the fittest shall survive Stay alive! Eh! Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry; No matter how you treat him, the man will never be satisfied.) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Say something!) Say something! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Uh! Say something! Come on! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) BOB MARLEY COULD YOU BE LOVED Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved and be loved? Don't let them fool ya, Or even try to school ya! Oh, no! We've got a mind of our own, So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right! Love would never leave us alone, A yin the darkness there must come out to light. Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (The road of life is rocky and you may stumble too, So while you point your fingers someone else is judging you) Love your brotherman! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Don't let them change ya, oh! Or even rearrange ya! Oh, no! We've got a life to live. They say: only only only the fittest of the fittest shall survive Stay alive! Eh! Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry; No matter how you treat him, the man will never be satisfied.) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Say something!) Say something! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Uh! Say something! Come on! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) BOB MARLEY CRAZY BALDHEADS Them crazy, them crazy We gonna chase those crazy Baldheads out of town; Chase those crazy baldheads Out of our town. I'n'I build a cabin; I'n'I plant the corn; Didn't my people before me Slave for this country? Now you look me with that scorn, Then you eat up all my corn. We gonna chase those crazy Chase them crazy Chase those crazy baldheads out of town! Scat singing Build your penitentiary, we build your schools, Brainwash education to make us the fools. Hate is your reward for our love, Telling us of your God above. We gonna chase those crazy Chase those crazy bunkheads Chase those crazy baldheads out of the yown! Instrumental break We gonna chase those crazy Chase those crazy bunkheads Chase those crazy baldheads out of the yown! Here comes the conman Coming with his con plan. We won't take no bribe; We've got stay alive. We gonna chase those crazy Chase those crazy baldheads Chase those crazy baldheads out of the yown BOB MARLEY CRISIS They say the sun an a shines for all, But a yin some people world, it never shine at all. Mm mm mm. They say love is a stream that will find its course; I mean some a people think life is a dream So they making matters worse. But no matter what the crisis is; No matter what the crisis is: Doin' it, doin' it, doin' your thing! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Givin' it, givin' it, givin' it, givin' it! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) So so so much have been said, so little (been done) been done They still killin' killin' the people And they and they havin' (havin' their fun) havin' a havin' a lots of fun Killin' the people, oo yoo! (havin' fun) havin' their fun! They just want to be the leader In the 'ouse of the risin' sun. But no matter what the crisis is; Oh, no, oh, no no no what the crisis is: Do your live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Instrumental break They say the sun un un un shines for all, But a yin some people world, it never shine at all! They say love is a stream, That will find its course, and every river runs to sea; Some people still think life is a dream, So they so they makin' makin' it worse. No matter what the crisis is; No matter what the crisis is: Do it: live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) His mercies endureth for ever, yeah! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Oh, children, come on, and give Jah (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Children, come on, and give Jah (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) BOB MARLEY CRY TO ME (Ooh ooh, hoo hoo hoo! Ooh ooh hoo hoo!) Cry to me, now; You gonna cry to me, yeah! You're gonna walk back through the heartaches; You're gonna walk back through the pain; (Shed those) Shed those lonely teardrops: The reaction of your cheating game. You got to cry to me, now! You're gonna cry cry cry to me, yeah! Yeah! Lord knows how I get from the heartaches; Lord that leadeth me, yeah! And now I'm by the still water. You've got to cry to me, yea ea eah! You gonna cry to me now; You've got to cry cry cry to me, yeah! You're gonna spend those lonely hours. You're gonna shed those lonely tears; (Walk back) Walk back through the heartaches; (Walk back) Walk back through the pain; (Shed those) Shed those lonely teardrops: The reaction of your cheating game. You're gonna to cry to me, now! You got to cry cry cry to me, yeah! Saying, (don't know) don't know know how I get from the heartaches; (Lord that) Lord that leadeth me, yeah eah eah! (Shed those lonely teardrops) Now I'm by the still water; (The reaction of your cheating game) Gonna cry to me now, hey! (Cry) Cry (Cry) Cry BOB MARLEY DON'T ROCK THE BOAT Huh, please don't you rock my boat 'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' anyhow Please don't you rock my boat, no 'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' I'm tellin' you that, oh, ooh aah, I like it a like a this Can you miss? And you should know, ooh aah, when I like it a like a this Am I really it? Ooh yeah You satis satis satisfy my soul, morning time Evening cold, fy my soul Yes, I've been a tellin' you, bake me the sweetest cakes I'm happy inside all the time Oh, can't you see what you've done for me? Yeah You make me feel like when we bend them new corners We feel like sweepstake winners, yeah When we bend them new corners We feel like sweepstake winners And I said, oh, ooh aah, I like it a like a this Yes, I do And you should know, ooh aah, when I like it a like a this I've got it, just can't miss, ooh Satis satisfy my soul, darlin' Make me love you in the morning time, yeah If ever I treated you bad, make it up to me one time 'Cause I'm happy inside all the time I want you beside me, yeah, to be mine One thing you've got to do, is when a we holding hands together You've got to know that we love, a love each other, yeah And if every time you should walk away from me now Uh, you'll now I need your sympathy, yeah Can you see? Do you believe me? Oh, darlin', darlin', I'm callin', callin' Satisfy my soul, satisfy my soul Never, never, never give it up now All in the same boat Rockin' on the same route We gotta get together, join each other And can't you see what I've got for you? Yeah I'm happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, and not you can turn me blue now Come a little closer, satisfy my ... BOB MARLEY DUPPY CONQUEROR Yes, me friend, me friend Dem set me free again Yes, me friend, me friend Me deh 'pon street again The bars Yes, I've been accused Wrongly abused now But through the powers of the Most High They've got to turn me loose Yes, me friend, me good friend Dem set me free again, mm Yes, me friend Dem turn me loose again (Yes, me friend) Me friend, me friend, me friend We deh a street again Yes, me friend, me friend, me friend Dem set me free again BOB MARLEY EASY SKANKING Easy skanking (skankin' it easy); Easy skanking (skankin' it slow); Easy skanking (skankin' it easy); Easy skanking (skankin' it slow). Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff) Good God, I gotta take a lift: (lift) From reality I just can't drift; (drift) That's why I am staying with this riff. (riff) Take it easy (easy skankin');; Lord, I take it easy! (easy skankin');; Take it easy (easy skankin');; Got to take it easy (easy skankin');. See: we're takin' it easy (ooh wah da da da) We taking it slow, (ooh wah da da da) Takin' it easy (easy); Got to take it slow (slow slow) So take it easy (easy skankin' da da da da da da) Wo oh, take it easy (easy skankin'); Take it easy (easy skankin' da da da da da da) Take it easy. (easy skankin'); Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff) Oh, God, I gotta take a lift: (lift) From reality I just can't drift; (drift) That's why I am staying with this riff. (riff) Take it easy (takin' it easy); Got to take it easy (takin' it slow); Take it easy (takin' it easy); Skanky, take it easy (takin' it slow). Tell you what: herb for my wine; (ooh wa da da da) Honey for my strong drink; (ooh wa da da da) Herb for my wine; (ooh wa da da da) Honey for my strong drink. I shake it easy (takin' it easy); Skanky, take it easy (skankin' it slow); Take it (takin' it easy) easy; Take it (skankin' it slow) easy; Take it easy (takin' it easy); Oh oh ooh! (skankin' it slow); Little bit easier (takin' it easy); Skanky, take it easy (skankin' it slow). Take it easy! Take it easy! Take it easy! BOB MARLEY EXODUS Exodus: Movement of Jah people! Oh oh oh, yea eah! ....... Men and people will fight ya down (Tell me why!) When ya see Jah light. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!) Let me tell you if you're not wrong; (Then, why?) Everything is all right. So we gonna walk all right! through de roads of creation: We the generation (Tell me why!) (Trod through great tribulation) trod through great tribulation. Exodus, all right! Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! O oo, yeah! All right! Exodus: Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! Yeah yeah yeah, well! Uh! Open your eyes and look within: Are you satisfied (with the life you're living)? Uh! We know where we're going, uh! We know where we're from. We're leaving Babylon, We're going to our Father land. 2, 3, 4: Exodus: movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! (Movement of Jah people!) Send us another brother Moses! (Movement of Jah people!) From across the Red Sea! (Movement of Jah people!) Send us another brother Moses! (Movement of Jah people!) From across the Red Sea! Movement of Jah people! Instrumental break Exodus, all right! Oo oo ooh! Oo ooh! Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! Exodus! Exodus! All right! Exodus! Now, now, now, now! Exodus! Exodus! Oh, yea ea ea ea ea ea eah! Exodus! Exodus! All right! Exodus! Uh uh uh uh! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Open your eyes and look within: Are you satisfied with the life you're living? We know where we're going; We know where we're from. We're leaving Babylon, y'all! We're going to our Father's land. Exodus, all right! Movement of Jah people! Exodus: movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Jah come to break downpression, Rule equality, Wipe away transgression, Set the captives free. Exodus, all right, all right! Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! Exodus: movement of Jah people! Oh, now, now, now, now! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Uh uh uh uh! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Movement of Jah people! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! BOB MARLEY FOREVER LOVING JAH Wo o o o! Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya! Woy oh! Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah! Oh! (We'll be forever loving Jah; We'll be forever loving Jah!) Some they say see them walking up the street; They say we're going wrong to all the people we meet; But a we won't worry, we won't shed no tears: We found a way to cast away the fears, Forever, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) Forever, yes, and forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) There'll be no end. So, old man river, don't cry for me; A have got a running stream of love you see. So, no matter what stages oh stages Stages stages they put us through, We'll never be blue No matter what rages, oh rages, Changes rages they put us through, We'll never be blue: We'll be forever, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) Forever, and ever, yes, and forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) 'Cause there is no end. 'Cause only a fool lean upon Lean upon his own misunderstanding, oh ho, oh, yeah! And then what has been hidden From the wise and the prudent Been revealed to the babe and the suckling In everyt'ing, in every way, I say, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) 'Cause just like a tree planted planted by the rivers of water That bringeth forth fruits bringeth forth fruits in due season; Everything in life got its purpose, Find its reason in every season, Forever, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) On and on and on! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever, yes, yes we'll be forever. (We'll be forever loving Jah) BOB MARLEY FUSSING AND FIGHTING Why's this fussing and a fighting? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know Why's this bumping and a boring? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know now We should really love each other (love each other) In peace and harmony (peace and harmony), ooh Instead, we're fussing and fighting (fussing and fighting) And them workin' iniquity (... iniquity) Why's this fussing and a fighting? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know (... know), I wanna know now Why's this cheating and backbiting? (I wanna know ...) I wanna know, oh, Lord, I wanna know now (Stop your fussing and fighting, stop your fussing and fighting) (Stop your fussing and fighting, stop your fussing and fighting) We should really love each other (love each other) In peace and harmony (peace and harmony) Instead, instead, we're fussing and fighting (fussing and fighting) Like we ain't supposed to be (... supposed to be), tell me why Why's this fussing and a fighting? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know, someone, please Why's this (... bumping and ...) bumping and boring? (I wanna ...) I wanna know (... I wanna know), Lord, tell me now ... BOB MARLEY GET UP, STAND UP Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight! Preacherman, don't tell me, Heaven is under the earth. I know you don't know What life is really worth. It's not all that glitters is gold; 'Alf the story has never been told: So now you see the light, eh! Stand up for your rights. Come on! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight! Most people think, Great God will come from the skies, Take away everything And make everybody feel high. But if you know what life is worth, You will look for yours on earth: And now you see the light, You stand up for your rights. Jah! Get up, stand up! (Jah, Jah!) Stand up for your rights! (Oh hoo!) Get up, stand up! (Get up, stand up!) Don't give up the fight! (Life is your right!) Get up, stand up! (So we can't give up the fight!) Stand up for your rights! (Lord, Lord!) Get up, stand up! (Keep on struggling on!) Don't give up the fight! (Yeah!) We sick an' tired of a your ism skism game Dyin' 'n' goin' to heaven in a Jesus' name, Lord. We know when we understand: Almighty God is a living man. You can fool some people sometimes, But you can't fool all the people all the time. So now we see the light (What you gonna do?), We gonna stand up for our rights! (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) So you better: Get up, stand up! (In the morning! Git it up!) Stand up for your rights! (Stand up for our rights!) Get up, stand up! Don't give up the fight! (Don't give it up, don't give it up!) Get up, stand up! (Get up, stand up!) Stand up for your rights! (Get up, stand up!) Get up, stand up! ( ... ) Don't give up the fight! (Get up, stand up!) Get up, stand up! ( ... ) Stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up! Don't give up the fight! BOB MARLEY GIVE THANKS AND PRAISES Give thanks and praises to the Most I (Jah!); Give thanks and praises so high (so high). He will not deceive us my brethren; He will only lead us again (again): Oh, take that veil from off of your eyes; Look into the future of realize. Noah had three sons, Ham, Shem and Japhet (Ham, Shem and Japhet); And in Ham is known to be the Prophet. Glory to Jah, the Prophet is come (through all these ages); Glory to Jah, the Prophet has come (through all these stages). When my soul was hurtin' deep within, And I'm worrying to be free, desperately, yeah. So guide and protect I'n'I, O Jah Jah, Through all these ages; Guide and protect I'n'I, O Jah Jah, Through all these stages. Rastafari is his Name (Jah!) Rastafari is his Name (Jah!). If Jah didn't love I (love I), If I didn't love I (love I), If Jah didn't love I (love I), If I didn't love I, Would I be around today? Would I be around to say: Give thanks and praises, give thanks and praises; Give thanks and praises, give thanks and praises; Give thanks and praises, give thanks and praises. BOB MARLEY GUILTINESS Guiltiness (talkin' 'bout guiltiness) Pressed on their conscience. Oh yeah. And they live their lives (they live their lives) On false pretence everyday each and everyday. Yeah. These are the big fish Who always try to eat down the small fish, just the small fish. I tell you what: they would do anything To materialize their every wish. Oh yeah eah eah eah. Say: Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sorrow! Oh, yeah eah! Oh, yeah eah eah eah! Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. These are the big fish Who always try to eat down the small fish, just the small fish. I tell you what: they would do anything To materialize their every wish. Oh, yeah eah eah eah eah eah. But: Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow! Oh, yeah eah! Oh yeah e e e e e! Guiltiness. Oh yeah. Ah! They'll eat the bread of sorrow everyday BOB MARLEY HALLELUJAH TIME Hear the children cryin', but I know they cry not in vain. Now the times are changin'; love has come to bloom again. Smelling the air when spring comes by raindrops reminds us of youthful days. But now it's not rain that water the cane crops, but the sweat from man's brow; the substance from our spine. We gotta keep on living, living on borrowed time: Hallelujah time! Yes, you can hear the children singing: Hallelujah time! As they go singing by and by: Hallelujah time! Oh, hallelujah singing in the morning. Hallelujah time! Let them sing; don't let them cry. Over rocks and mountains the sheep are scattered all around. Over hills and valleys, they are everywhere to be found. But though we bear our burdens now, All afflictions got to end somehow: From swinging the hammer, pulling the plough. Why won't you let us be, to live in harmony? We like to be free like birds in a tree. Hallelujah time! Yes, you can hear the children singing. Hallelujah time! Yes, as they go singing by and by. Hallelujah time! Oh hallelujah singing in the morning. Let them sing; never let them cry. Hallelujah time! Hallelujah singin' in the morning. BOB MARLEY I KNOW Wo, man, deh you are! When the race gets hard to run, It means you just can't take the pace. When it's time to have your fun, You find the tears run on down through your face, Then you stop and think a little: Are you the victim of the system? Anyday now they gon' let you down; Remember, Natty will be there To see you through. (I) And ain't it good to know (know) now: Jah will be waiting there. (I) Ain't it doggone good to know (know) , you all; Jah will be waiting there. Wait in Summer, wait in Spring, Wait in Autumn, Winter thing, [*Tribe] goes up, all the tribe goes down: Bring my children from the end of d'earth Many a time I sit and wonder why This race so so very hard to run, Then I say to my soul: take courage, Battle to be won, Like a ship that's tossed and driven, Battered by the angry sea, yea eah! Say the tide of time was raging; Don't let the fury fall on me, no, no! (I) 'Cause I know (know) know: Jah will be waiting there; (I) Ain't it good to know (know) now: Jah will be waiting there. Wo oo o oo o! Ooh, yeah! Lost and found, who speak I give; Lost and found, who speak I give; Speak I give, lost and found. Lost and found, who speak I give; Lost and found, who speak I give BOB MARLEY I SHOT THE SHERIFF (I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh! I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo ooh.) Yeah! All around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy. But I say: Oh, now, now. Oh! (I shot the sheriff.) the sheriff. (But I swear it was in selfdefence.) Oh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo oh) Yeah! I say: I shot the sheriff Oh, Lord! (And they say it is a capital offence.) Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo oh) Yeah! Sheriff John Brown always hated me, For what, I don't know: Every time I plant a seed, He said kill it before it grow He said kill them before they grow. And so: Read it in the news: (I shot the sheriff.) Oh, Lord! (But I swear it was in self defence.) Where was the deputy? (Oo oo oh) I say: I shot the sheriff, But I swear it was in selfdefence. (Oo oh) Yeah! Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town, yeah! All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown Aiming to shoot me down, So I shot I shot I shot him down and I say: If I am guilty I will pay. (I shot the sheriff,) But I say (But I didn't shoot no deputy), I didn't shoot no deputy (oh, no oh), oh no! (I shot the sheriff.) I did! But I didn't shoot no deputy. Oh! (Oo oo ooh) Reflexes had got the better of me And what is to be must be: Every day the bucket a go a well, One day the bottom a go drop out, One day the bottom a go drop out. I say: I I I I shot the sheriff. Lord, I didn't shot the deputy. Yeah! I I (shot the sheriff) But I didn't shoot no deputy, yeah! No, yeah! BOB MARLEY IS THIS LOVE I wanna love you and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah! for Jah provide the bread. Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? I wanna know wanna know wanna know now! I got to know got to know got to know now! I I I I I I I I I I'm willing and able, So I throw my cards on your table! I wanna love you I wanna love and treat love and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together, yeah! with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter, yeah, oh now! of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah! for Jah provide the bread. Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? Wo o o oah! Oh yes, I know; yes, I know yes, I know now! Yes, I know; yes, I know yes, I know now! I I I I I I I I I I'm willing and able, So I throw my cards on your table! See: I wanna love ya, I wanna love and treat ya love and treat ya right. I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together, with a roof right over our heads! We'll share the shelter of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah! Jah provide the bread. We'll share the shelter of my single bed BOB MARLEY JAMMIN' Ooh, yeah! All right! We're jammin': I wanna jam it wid you. We're jammin', jammin', And I hope you like jammin', too. Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow: I'n'I will see you through, 'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice, Jammin' till the jam is through. We're jammin' To think that jammin' was a thing of the past; We're jammin', And I hope this jam is gonna last. No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow; Neither can be bought nor sold. We all defend the right; Jah Jah children must unite: Your life is worth much more than gold. We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'); And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord; We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin');, We're jammin' right straight from Yah. Yeh! Holy Mount Zion; Holy Mount Zion: Jah sitteth in Mount Zion And rules all creation. Yeah, we're we're jammin' (wotcha wa), Wotcha wa wa wa, we're jammin' (wotcha wa), See, I wanna jam it wid you We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'); I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too. Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide To keep you satisfied. True love that now exist is the love I can't resist, So jam by my side. We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin');, yeah eah eah! I wanna jam it wid you. We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin'; Hope you like jammin', too. We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin');, We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin');. I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you) I wanna I wanna jam wid you now. Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too). Eh eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin', 'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you. I like I hope you I hope you like jammin', too. I wanna jam it; I wanna jam it. BOB MARLEY JOHNNY WAS (Wo o o o! Wo o o o! Wooo!) Woman hold her head and cry, 'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died From a stray bullet. Woman hold her head and cry; Explaining to her was a passerby Who saw the woman cry (cry) Wondering how can she work it out, Now she knows that the wages of sin is death, yeah! Gift of Jah is life. (life) She cried: Ah um, I I know! Johnny was a good man, I I know! (never did a thing wrong) Johnny was a good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good man , (Johnny was good man) she cried she crie ie ie ie ie ie ie ied! Wo ooh! Woman hold her head and cry, As her son had been shot down in the street and died Just because of the system. (system) Woman hold her head and cry; Comforting her I was passing by. She complained, then she cry: Oh ooh wo ah, cry (ah ah), yeah, I know now (ah ah), no I know, I know now: (Johnny was a good man) Said I know, mm mm mm mm mm. (Never did a thing wrong) Ah! Ah! (Johnny was a good man) Can a woman tender care, she cried, (Never did a thing wrong) Cease towards the child she bear? (Johnny was a good man) Wo ho ho ooh! Woman cry, woman (Never did a thing wrong) She cried, wo oh! She cried, yeah! (Johnny was a good man) Can a woman tender care Cease towards the child she bear? (Never did a thing wrong) Wo now, cry! (Johnny was a good man) BOB MARLEY JUMP NYABINGHI (Hallelu Jah!) (Hallelu Jah!) Love to see when ya move in the rhythm; I love to see, when you're dancin' from within! It gives great joy to feel such sweet togetherness, Everyone doin' and they're doing their best Huh, it remind I of the days in Jericho, When we troddin' down Jericho walls: These are the days when we'll trod t'rough Babylon, (na na, na na) Gonna trod until Babylon falls. Sing your song yah! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! ... (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! ... (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! We've got the herb (got it!), We've got the herb (got it!), We've got the herb (got it!), So hand I the suru board, 'Cause most of all we ain't got nothing to lose. We e e ey! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! A little bit loud! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump, Nyabinghi!) Love to see when ya groove with the riddim, 'Cause I love to when you're dancing from within! It gives great joy to see such sweet togetherness, 'Cause everyone's doin' and they're doing their best. 'Cause it remind me of the days in Jericho When we troddin' down Jericho walls! These are the days when we'll trod through Babylon, We keep on troddin' until Babylon falls! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! BOB MARLEY KAYA Wake up and turn me loose Wake up and turn me loose Wake up and turn me loose For the rain is falling Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now For the rain is falling I'm so high, I even touch the sky Above the falling rain I feel so good in my neighbourhood, so Here I come again Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now For the rain is falling Feelin' irie I Feelin' irie I Feelin' irie I 'Cause I have some kaya now I feel so high, I even touch the sky Above the falling rain I feel so good in my neighbourhood, so Here I come again Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now, Lord For the rain is falling (Kaya now, kaya, kaya) Huh BOB MARLEY KEEP ON MOVING Lord, I've got to keep on moving Lord, I've got to get on down Lord, I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord, they're coming after me I've been accused for the killin' Lord knows I didn't do For hangin' me, they are willin', yeah, yeah And that's why I've got to get on thru Lord, they're coming after me (a one more time) (I say) Lord, I've got to keep on moving Lord, I've got to get on down Lord, I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord, they're coming after me (Now, listen) I've got two boys and a woman They're just gonna suffer now Lord, forgive me for not goin' back But I'll be there anyhow I'll be there anyhow (one more time) (I say) Lord, I've got to keep on moving Lord, I've got to get on down Lord, I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord, they're coming after me Now, maybe someday I'll find a piece of land Somewhere not by near anyone Then I'll send for my love, love, love, love, sweet woman And my two grown up son My two grown up son (yeah, yeah ...) (I say now) Lord I've got to keep on moving ... BOB MARLEY KINKY REGGAE Uh, ah oh oh! I went downtown, (I went downtown) I saw Miss Brown; (said, I saw Miss Brown) She had brown sugar (had brown sugar) All over her booga wooga. (over her booga wooga) I think I might join the fun, (I might join the fun) But I had to hit and run. (had to hit and run) See I just can't settle down (just can't settle down) In a kinky part of town. Ride on; Don't you know I've got to (ride on), oh baby, Ride on; see I just can't settle down. (ride on) Oh, I'm a leavin' town. (kinky reggae) Kinky reggae, take me away! (kinky reggae, now) Kinky reggae, now! Oh, kinky reggae; all I've got to say, kinky reggae, now! Kinky reggae, oh baby! Kinky reggae, now! It's gonna be kinky reggae (keep it up). Kinky reggae, now! An' I would say: ride on, ride on, ride on (ride on)! Oh, ride on, baby! Ride on, come on, woo o o! (ride on) Wo now! Eh! I went down to Piccadilly Circus; (ooh ooh ooh) Down there I saw Marcus: (oo oo oo ooh) He had a candy tar (ooh ooh ooh) All over his chocolate bar. (oo oo oo ooh) I think I might join the fun, (I might join the fun) But I had to hit and run. (had to hit and run) See I just can't settle down (just can't settle down) In a kinky, kinky part of town. Nice one; that's what they say, (nice one) But I'm leavin' you today. (nice one) Oh, darlin', please don't pay: (nice one) Mama say mama say. Kinky reggae kinky reggae, uh! Kinky reggae, now! Take it or leave it! Kinky reggae, believe it! Kinky reggae, now! Kinky reggae it's gonna be: kinky reggae! Kinky reggae, now! Cuka yeah, now! Kinky reggae sca ba dool ya bung, baby! Kinky reggae, now, oh oh ooh! (Ride on!) Ride on! Come on, yeah! (Ride on) Riding on riding on! Ride on, kinky reggae. Come on, ride on! Eh! Eh! Kinky, kinky, kinky as kinky (kinky reggae) can be ! Reggae! Eh! Kinky reggae! Let me hear ya say, now: kinky reggae, now. Oh! Kinky reggae! Kinky reggae, now! Kick it away! Kinky reggae kick it away, now! Kinky reggae, now, oh! Ride on! BOB MARLEY LIVELY UP YOURSELF Lively up yourself and don't be no drag Lively up yourself, 'cause this is the other bag Hey, lively up yourself and don't be no drag You lively up yourself, dig it, the other bag Hey, you rock so, you rock so, like you never did before You dip so, you dip so, and you can dip thru my door You come so, you come so, oh yeah, like I do adore you You skank so, you skank so, and a I can assure you You can lively up yourself and don't be no drag Hey, you lively up yourself, can you dig it? Hey (you rock so, you rock so), like you never did before You dip so, you dip so, can you dig it? You lively up yourself and don't be no drag You lively up yourself, 'cause this is the other bag Hey, lively up yourself Lively up yourself, other bag Can you dig it? Can you dig it? ... En seguida me subo la 2da parte

Bueno Amigos! Un saludo! y se bien ke en Argentina asi km en muchas partes del mundo de dnd nos visitan y son miembros de Taringa! Les gustan estos Personajes Amarillos ke nos hacen reir! buEno aki les dejo to esta info de LOS SIMPSON ] Empezemos Kn Unos Cuantos Secretirijillos! SECRETOS Secretos de Los Simpsons, escritos por el mismisimo creador, encuentra lo que buscas acerca de los Secretos de Los Simpsons. "47 SECRETOS SOBRE LOS SIMPSONS" Publicado en: BARTMAN (cómic) número 4 Escrito por: Matt Groening 1. El segundo nombre de Bart es Jo-Jo. 2. Mi sexto episodio favorito de Pica y Rasca es El discreto encanto del asador. 3. Bart adquirió su segundo nombre de una sesión de doblaje, cuando Nancy Cartwright (que hace la voz de Bart) tenía que leer una línea de diálogo que decía "...o mi nombre no es Bartholomew J. Simpson". Le pregunté qué significaba la j y contestó: "Jo-Jo". 4. El resto de los segundos nombres de la familia también empiezan por la letra J. 5. Ello obedece a un homenaje a Jay Ward's Bullwinkle J. Moose y Rocket J. Squirrel. 6. No recuerdo cuáles son los otros segundos nombres. 7. Marge Simpson tiene los dedos de los pies unidos por una membrana. 8. La película favorita de Homer Simpson no es Mira quién rebuzna, como comúnmente se cree, sino Mira quién rebuzna ahora III. 9. Evergreen Terrace, la calle en la que viven Los Simpson, es también la calle donde vivía yo cuando era niño en Portland, Oregón. 10. Mi quinto episodio favorito de Pica y Rasca es 20.000 Chillidos Submarinos. 11. A Homer le encanta cualquier tarea doméstica que suponga tener que lamer la sal que ha quedado pegada a la batidora. 12. Apu adora el lascivo y sedoso tacto del poliéster puro. 13. Mi cuarto episodio favorito de Pica y Rasca es El último ratón-cano. 14. En el boceto original de Homer, escondí mis iniciales en su cabeza. 15. La M era un pelo en zig-zag sobre su oreja, y dibujé su oreja derecha como una G. 16. Decidí que si algún día se descubría este secreto, este detalle distraería a los lectores, de modo que cambié su oreja, para que pareciera más una oreja de personaje de dibujos animados. 17. Cuando hacía dibujos de Homer para fans, ponía las iniciales secretas. 18. Molestia irritante número uno de Bart Simpson: las fiestas de Lisa en que las invitadas se quedan a dormir. 19. Cuando está correctamente dibujado, Bart tiene nueve picos de pelo en la cabeza. 20. Cuando Homer dice "¡D'oh!" en la serie, es que en el guión figura (GRUÑIDO PREOCUPADO). 21. Cuando Marge hace ese ruido de desagrado en el programa, viene escrito así en el guión: (MURMULLO FRUSTRADO). 22. Mi tercer episodio favorito de Pica y Rasca es Romeo y Bruju-lieta. 23. En la novela clásica de Nathanael West El día de la Langosta, aparece un personaje llamado Homer Simpson. 24. Marge Simpson odia la acumulación de cera amarilla. 25. El nombre de Milhouse fue inspirado por Richard Milhous Nixon. 26. Cuando estudiaba en el instituto, creé un personaje de dibujos animados llamado Milhouse Mouse (El ratón Milhouse). 27. En la escuela primaria dibujaba, entre otras cosas, historietas de babosas. 28. En Portland, Oregón, hay calles llamadas Flanders, Kearney, Lovejoy y Quimby. 29. Saqué el nombre de Apu de la película Satyajit Ray Pather Panchali (una de mis pelis favoritas de todos los tiempos). 30. El nombre de soltera de mi madre es Wiggum. 31. Hasta donde sé yo, el compañero de trabajo de Homer en la Central Nuclear, Lenny, no tiene apellido. 32. La madre de Homer Simpson todavía vive (aparecerá pronto en el programa). 33. El nombre verdadero de Bob, el Actor Secundario, es Bob Terwilliger. 34. Existe un paseo de Terwilliger en Portland, Oregón. 35. Mi segundo episodio favorito de Pica y Rasca es Rasca, te encojí los riñones Gatito. 36. En la cárcel, el número de Bob (el Actor Secundario) es el 24601. 37. Entre mis personajes secundarios favoritos del programa se hallan Jasper, Hans Moleman, Bumblebee Man, Jimbo y el Viejo Lobo Marino. 38. Hubo una vez un proyecto para una serie independiente televisiva del payaso Krusty. Mejor que esperes sentado. 39. Ferviente recomendación de un libro que no tiene nada que ver con Los Simpson: You Play the Red and the Black Comes (Juegas a rojo y sale negro), de Eric Knight. 40. Ocasionalmente, escribí poesía. 41. El 27 de febrero de 1992 escribí un poema titulado "Bossy Blues". 42. Fue inspirado por un mal entendimiento de la letra de una canción de Mississippi John Hurt que oí por la radio mientras conducía al trabajo. 43. Va así: Me desperté esta mañana/Con una vaca en la cabeza/Me desperté esta mañana/Con una vaca en la cabeza/Quería desayunar/Pero me daba pereza. 44. Mi episodio favorito de Pica y Rasca es una mezcla entre La insoportable levedad de una patada en el culo y Eres un buen cadáver, Rasca Brown. 45. El título original de este editorial era: POR QUÉ BART TIENE EL PELO TAN ERIZADO: CONFESIONES DE UN DIBUJANTE, pero estaba demasiado cansado como para escribir, de modo que decidí hacer esta lista. Buscad el ensayo sobre el peinado de Bart en el próximo número de Simpson Cómics. 46. ¿Sabéis que existe una palabra que me atrae y me repele al mismo tiempo? 47. Snausages. Vuestro amigo, Matt Groening Curiosidades Curiosidades de Los Simpsons, encuentra informacion curiosa acerca de la familia mas comica de todos los tiempos, en las Curiosidades de Los Simpsons. Cuando la radio le regala un elefante a Bart y éstos se escapan flanders exclama: "los cuatro elefantes del apocalipsis" mientras su mujer le corrije diciéndole "los cuatro jinetes". Este chiste pierde al ser traducido, en inglés los cuatro jinetes se les llama "los cuatro fantasmas" (The four phantom) que es una palabra que se asemeja a elefante (elephant). Los seguidores de la serie, como el propio productor David Silverman, están de acuerdo en que Waylon Smithers es homosexual, o al menos bisexual. Hay discrepancias sobre la edad de Homer, aunque las cifras barajadas son muy similares: 35, 36 (la más aceptada) o 38 años. La edad del señor Burns es sin duda de «más de cien años». En el episodio «Who Shot Mr. Burns?» («¿Quién disparó al señor Burns?») la cifra que se da es de 104 años, mientras que en «Simpson and Delilah» («Simpson y Dalila») son 81. En un episodio, a Lisa le cambian a Tercer Grado y a Bart le degradan a Tercero también. «Los Simpson» han recibido decenas de nominaciones a los premios Emmy, además de otros premios incluyendo seis premios Annie consecutivos y el premio Peabody en 1997. En el episodio de la temporada 16 Homer-Móvil (Mobile Homer), Lisa encuentra un mapa de Los Picapiedra en el que hay una anotación sobre Dino, y concluye Homer "Preguntarle a Jeeves"; en la versión doblada para España, sustituyen esa frase por otra que dice: «consultarlo en Wikipedia». Los dos amigos de Homer se llaman Carl y Lenni, quienes guardan cierta similitud con Karl Marx y Vladimir Lenin. El pelo de la nuca de Homer y la oreja, forman dos letras, una M y una G, que son las iniciales de Matt Groening. La dirección de los Simpson varía entre episodios, aunque la más habitual es Evergreen Terrace, 742, inspirada en la calle donde Matt Groening vivió de pequeño. Básicamente la dirección se mantiene constante o con pequeñas variaciones (en el número de la calle principalmente), excepto en el episodio «Kamp Krusty“, donde la dirección de los Simpson es Spalding Way, 430, Springfield, presumiblemente en honor al monologuista y actor Spalding Gray cuyo humor también se considera sutil, agudo y en general irritante para los republicanos. El número de teléfono de los Simpson también puede variar entre episodios. Según la agenda del director Skinner, de la Escuela Primaria de Springfield, los teléfonos de Homer han sido: 555–6528 (casa) y 555–7334 (trabajo); 555–6832 (casa) y 555–6754 (trabajo). En la Tercera temporada era el 555–8707 y en el episodio de debut televisivo «Mr. Plow» fue el 555–3223 en casa y 555–3226 en el trabajo. Springfield es un lugar ficticio. Matt Groening afirma que utilizó este nombre porque es uno de los nombres de ciudad más vulgares y porque Springfield era la ciudad más próxima a Portland, Oregón, donde Matt vivió de pequeño. En el episodio donde le hacen una auditoría a Homer le llaman Homer Jimeno, se entiende que la J en su nombre es de Jimeno, pero después cuando va a averiguar de que es la J en su nombre descubre que la J es de Jay. El color de la piel de los personajes es siempre: RGB 255 / 217 / 15 En la VidaReal™ Homer y Margaret (Marge) son los nombres de los padres de Matt. Los hijos de Matt son Homer y Abe. Sus hermanos, por orden de nacimiento, son Mark, Patty (a quien sigue Matt), Lisa y Maggie, diminutivo cariñoso de Margaret. El nombre de Bart es un juego de palabras de «brat» (mocoso), aunque más de una vez Matt ha dicho que el personaje está fuertemente inspirado en él mismo (Matt) y su hermano (Mark). El apellido Simpson significa literalmente «Hijo de un simplón/inocentón” En la película The Day of the Locust el protagonista (interpretado por Donald Sutherland) se llama Homer Simpson, y aparte del nombre ambos personajes comparten cierto parecido. No se sabe con certeza si existe alguna conexión entre la película (estrenada en 1975) y la serie, si es pura coincidencia o si simplemente Matt aprovechó esa coincidencia. El apellido de soltera de la madre de Matt es Wiggum, nombre del jefe de policía de Springfield, mientras que el resto de los personajes secundarios toman sus nombres de calles de Portland. Según el permiso de conducir de Homer, C40403243, mide 1,76, pesa 108 kilos, tiene ojos azules, es calvo y nació el 12 de mayo de 1956. El amigo de Bart recibe el nombre del ex–presindete Richard Milhous Nixon, aunque su nombre completo es Milhouse Van Houten y sus padres Kirk y Luann Van Houten, los cuales se divorcian durante la octava temporada, en el episodio «A Milhouse Divided» («Milhouse dividido»). La canción que suena en el episodio «Lisa's sax» («El saxo de Lisa») es «Baker Street» de Gerry Rafferty. Puede encontrarse en su álbum «Right Down The Line. The Best of Gerry Rafferty“. La producción de cada temporada se inicia en diciembre, cuando los guionistas desarrollan unas 16 ideas que se plasman en más o menos 12 guiones. La Primera temporada cada episodio constaba de unos 12.000 dibujos. Los episodios más recientes pueden llegar a necesitar hasta 24.000. El primer capítulo de noche de brujas no se realizó hasta la segunda temporada. En muchos de los episodios de las primeras temporadas se puede ver que a veces Lisa tiene el color normal de su collar y en otras partes su color cambia por el color del collar de Marge. A veces a Marge le sucede lo mismo con el collar de Lisa. Según el director y productor de la serie David Silverman, Springfield se encuentra en el estado de North Takoma, a unos 15 kilómetros de Toon Town. En el episodio «Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington» la dirección de los Simpson es Evergreen Terrace, 59, Springfield, TA, donde TA seguramente se refiere a Takoma, mientras que en el episodio «Duffless» la matrícula del coche de Homer muestra las siglas NT, que podrían referirse a North Takoma. Por lo visto Matt Groening dijo de Springfield que «es básicamente cualquier ciudad de EE.UU.», aunque comparte características con la ciudad de Oregón, donde Matt creció. HISTORIA Historia de los Simpsons. Toda la informacion de los Simpsons en esta web no oficial en español. La historia de esta peculiar familia da comienzo hace tiempo, el día en que Homer J. Simpson, un joven torpe y atolondrado, se declaró a Marge Bouvier, una joven alta de pelo azul. Por alguna extraña razón que no comprendemos,le dijo que sí. El mayor logro de la infancia de Marge fue hacer una tira de papel de chicle de siete metros. Aunque no servía para nada ella estaba muy orgullosa. Marge tiene dos hermanas gemelas, Patty y Selma, son solteras, fumadoras empedernidas y odian a Homer. Aunque el sentimiento es mutuo. Su gran héroe es Mc Giver. Abe Simpson es el padre de Homer, famoso por quejarse absolutamente de todo y por quedarse dormido en los momentos más inesperados. Posee el record mundial de abrir ostras con 7.587 ostras abiertas entre las ocho de la mañana de un lunes y las ocho de la tarde de un viernes. Tardó semanas en quitarse el olor de las manos. Aunque Homer es el único hijo legítimo de Abe se comenta que tuvo otro hijo llamado Herb en una aventura con una bella joven de la que conserva tan sólo una vieja foto. La primera afición de Homer desde que tiene uso de razón es devorar rosquillas sin parar. Hoy en día sigue practicando este "deporte" que le ha hecho cultivar esa prominente barriga que luce con orgullo. También se sabe una de sus mayores preocupaciones es evitar que no se le pegue la canción del verano. La primera vez que Marge se hizo esa extravagante permanente que todavía hoy lleva fue para asistir a la fiesta de graduación, donde un joven llamado Artie Ziff intentó meterle mano. Homer y Marge se casaron en Las Vegas. Poco después y antes de la calvicie de Homer, éste entró a trabajar en la Central Nuclear de Springfield, donde hoy desempeña el cargo de Inspector de Seguridad. El primer bebé del matrimonio fue el tristemente famoso Bart Simpson. Nació un 28 de diciembre. Este simpático bebé comenzó su carrera de travesuras en el mismo hospital. Pronto fue aislado en una habitación privada ante sus inclinaciones pirómanas. La jefa de enfermeras lo despidió a él y sus padres con un cálido: "No lo vuelvan a traer". Por cierto, el lema del hospital de Springfield es "Sus enfermedades son nuestro negocio". Para celebra run aniversario de bodas, Marge y Homer volvieron a Las Vegas, la ciudad donde se casaron. Allí conocieron a Elvish, un imitador turco de Elvis: Homer se gastó un dineral en las máquinas y tuvieron que quedarse una semana más fregando platos para pagar los gastos del hotel. La siguiente en llegar fue Lisa Simpsons, una chica muy espabilada y precoz, y lo más opuesto a su hermano Bart. La tragedia conmocionó a la familia con la muerte de Snowball, atropellado por un coche. Se cree que a Bart incluso le divirtió, pero Lisa que sólo contaba con sólo 5 años sufrió un gran impacto; empezó a tocar el saxo y hasta compuso una tierna poesía para el difunto gato: Tenía un gato que se llamaba Snowball Se murió, se murió . Mamá dijo que sólo estaba durmiendo. Me mintió, me mintió. ¿Por qué tuvo que morir esa noche?. ¿No podría atropellarme a mi ese coche? Bonita, ¿verdad?. Esa perdida se superó con la llegada a la familia de la pequeña Maggie Simpsons. Al principio a sus hermanos no les hizo mucha gracia, pero pronto se acostumbraron. La 2ª luna de miel del matrimonio Simpson tuvo lugar en las cataratas del Niágara. Por supuesto Homer se cayó en ellas y tardaron varios días en encontrarlo. Fue inolvidable. Es sabido que Homer intenta siempre las cosas a su modo, por no decir que se cree en posesión de la verdad. Un claro ejemplo de esto es aquel año en que decidió sustituir en el día de acción de gracias el pavo por las chuletas de cerdo. O aquella otra vez en que se gastó en cervezas los 50$ que debía invertir en acciones de la Central Nuclear, en vez de ganar miles de dólares como el resto de compañeros de trabajo. Aunque a pesar de lo explicado, los Simpsons se quieren unos a otros (a veces). Es conocida la afición musical de esta familia. Marge es una gran apasionada de los Beattles, siendo su preferido Ringo Starr, del cual siempre ha estado enamorada. Incluso alguna vez le mandó una carta de amor. Por el contrario, Homer escucha Joshua, un efímero cantante, que acabó sus días como agente inmobiliario. A Bart, como no podía ser de otra manera, le encanta el Rock'n Roll y su primer concierto fue el del grupo Spinal Tap, que por supuesto acabó en siniestro total. También Otto le intentó enseñar a tocar la guitarra eléctrica regalada por Homer a Bart. Pero fuen imposible. Lisa es aficionada al saxo, y no hay nada que más le guste que un buen concierto de blues. De los gustos de Maggie, poco podemos decir. Esta es a grandes rasgos la familia Simpson. Aunque son encantadores, si alguna vez los tiene como vecinos les recomendamos que se muden urgentemente. Gracias Un Poco De Imagenes Antes De Seguir Leyendo Continuemos... Perfiles De Los Miembros De la Famila Simpson Homero Edad: 36 años Peso: Mucho (120 kg. aprox.) Pelo: Poco Estado civil: Casado con Marge Bouvier Hijos: 3 hijos. Bart, Lisa y Maggie. Profesión: Inspector de seguridad en la central nuclear de Springfield. Personalidad: Irresponsable, infantil, lento y torpe. Comida favorita: Donuts, cacahuetes tostados con miel, chuletas de cerdo, hamburguesas y cualquier otra cosa que engorde. Bebida favorita: Cerveza Duff. Pasatiempos favoritos: Jugar a los bolos, tumbarse a ver la tele, ir a la Taberna de Moe y dormir. Proezas: Su única gran proeza fue ir al espacio. Gustos musicales: Joshua, efímero cantante que acabó sus días como agente inmobiliario. Frases: ¡Ouh!, ¡Woo-hoo!, Mmmmm..., ¡Pequeño demonio!. Tres cosas que te harán triunfar en la vida (según Homer Simpson): 1. No digas que he sido yo, 2.¡Qué buena idea, jefe! y, 3. Estaba así cuando llegué. Marge Alias: MARGE, mamá Edad: 35 años Pelo: Largo, alto y azul Estado civil: Casada con Homer Hijos: 3 hijos. Bart, Lisa y Maggie. Profesión: Ama de casa. Ocupaciones pasadas: Policía, actriz y profesora sustituta. Personalidad: Tiene mucha paciencia y es la persona que da un poco de coherencia a la familia junto con Lisa. Pasatiempos favoritos: Limpieza compulsiva, cocinar, ir de compras, jugar a los bolos y dar consejos a sus vecinos. Ídolo: Mc Giver Enemigo: Tomy & Daly Gustos musicales: Gran apasionada de Los Beatles. Frases: ¡¡Mmggh!!, ¡Aay, Homer!, ¡¡Homer!!, ¡¡Hoooomeeer!! y ¡¡Bart, no!! Bart Alias: BART, Bartman Edad: 10 años Estado civil: Soltero Padres: Homer y Marge. Profesión: Estudiante y gamberro. Personalidad: Gamberro por naturaleza. Pasatiempos favoritos: Vandalismo en su vecindario, molestar a Lisa, le gusta el skate, nunca se separa de su tirachinas ni de la pizarra en la que escribe sus castigos, ve las series del payaso Krusty y Tomy & Daly, hace llamadas gamberras a la Taberna de Moe y, en general, se dedica a destruir cosas. Ídolo: el payaso Krusty. Mejor amigo: Milhouse Van Houten. Enemigo: Seymour Skinner (director del colegio). Gustos musicales: Le encanta el rock y su primer concierto fue el del grupo Spinal Tap, que por supuesto acabó en siniestro total. Frases: ¡Ay, caramba!, ¡Yo no fui!, ¡¡De fábula, viejo!! Lisa Alias: LISA, Liz, cerebrito Edad: 8 años Estado civil: Soltera Padres: Homer y Marge. Profesión: Brillante estudiante, saxofonista y "niña perfecta". Personalidad: Rebelde, empollona despierta y quejica. Comida favorita: Lisa es vegetariana. Pasatiempos favoritos: Tocar el saxofón, ver la serie Tomy & Daly, estudiar y protestar por cualquier cosa. A favor de: El derecho de los ponis, vegetarianismo y días de colegio más largos. En contra de: La carne, la injusticia universal y los cigarros Laramie. Primer beso: Con Nelson Muntz. Ídolo: Murphy "Encías sangrantes" (músico de jazz) Gustos musicales: Le encanta el jazz y el blues. Frases: Si alguien me necesita estaré en mi cuarto, ¡¡Baaaart!!, ¡Detente Bart!, Bart, eres un tonto. Maggie Alias: MAGGIE, el bebé Edad: 1 año Estado civil: Soltera Padres: Homer y Marge. Profesión: (sobre)Vivir. Personalidad: Buen humor y aventurera. Objetos favoritos: Su chupete, la televisión y sus juguetes. Pasatiempos favoritos: Le encanta ver las series de Los duendecillos alegres y Tomy & Daly y chupar su chupete. Enemigo: Gerald, el bebé unicejo. Su primera palabra: Papá. Parientes Abraham Simpson: Es el padre de Homer. Actualmente reside solo en un asilo para ancianos, ya que se divorció de Penélope Olsen (su ex-mujer y madre de Homer). Ambos tuvieron 1 hijo: Homer J. Simpson, y adoptaron otro: Herbert Powell. En la serie, Homer le ignora mucho y no le hace ningún caso, pero en el fondo le quiere. Cuando era joven, combatió en guerra. Fue entonces compañero de Monty Burns en el campo de batalla. De vez en cuando, Abe (que es como le llaman abreviando) protagoniza algún capítulo. Actualmente reside en el castillo del jubilado de Springfield. Su actividad favorita es dormir. Herbert Powell: Es el hermanastro de Homer. Es fruto de Abraham y una loca fiesta de carnaval. Vive en Detroit. Fue adoptado nada más nacer por los padres de Homer cuando él vivía con ellos. Llevaba una empresa de coches llamada Powell Motors en Detroit que le daba muchos beneficios, pero Homer la arruinó. Más tarde le pide dinero a Homer y pone en marcha una fábrica de traductores de bebés. Tiene mucho éxito y vuelve a ser rico. Jackeline Bouvier: Es la madre de Marge y de Patty y Selma. Tuvo sus hijas con Clancy Bouvier. Ahora por la serie se la ve muy pocas veces. Estuvo a punto de casarse con Monty Burns. El estilo de pelo no engaña a la hora de saber de quien es madre, eh ?! &Patty y Selma: Son las hermanas gemelas, y ambas son hermanas de Marge. Trabajan en el departamento de tráfico del Gobierno. A ella no le caen muy bien pero las aguanta. Homer las odia igual que ellas odian a Homer. Siempre que van de visita a la casa de los Simpsons, todos se esconden de ellas excepto Marge. Son unas fumadoras empedernidas de los cigarrillos marca Laramie. El ayudante de Santa: Es el perro de la familia. Pertenece a la raza Galgo. Antes respondía al nombre de "Número 8". Su cumpleaños es el mismo día que el de Homer. Snowball II: Es el gato de la familia. Es el sucesor de Snowball I, que murió atropellado por un Chrysler. El Bar de Moe Moe Szyslak: Es el barman de la taberna de Moe, el bar preferido de Homer. Está soltero ya que con las mujeres no ha tenido hasta ahora demasiado éxito. Antes de ser barman fue boxeador, ya ha sido manager de Homer cuando éste lo fue. Ha intentado convertir su taberna en un restaurante familiar, pero sin éxito. Y tuvo una bebida muy especial: El flameado de Moe. Es un gran amigo de Homer. Barney Gumble: Es otro de los clientes habituales del bar de Moe, y pasa por ser el hombre más borracho de Springfield. Vive soltero, aunque se puede decir que está "casado" con la cerveza, su bebida favorita y casi el 90 % de su dieta. Se le ha visto pocas veces en la serie fuera del bar de Moe. Su máxima hazaña ha sido el ganar el festival de cine de Springfield. Su frase más conocida no es ciertamente una frase, sino los enormes eructos que se tira. &Sam & Larry: Son dos de los clientes habituales del bar de Moe. Se puede decir que viven allí. En la serie casi nunca dicen ni hacen nada. Siempre beben su bebida favorita: cerveza Duff. La cerveza Duff: Es la marca de cerveza de la serie. Es la favorita de Homer, y de todos los clientes del bar de Moe La Planta Nuclear Charles Montgomery Burns: Es el amo de la central nuclear de Springfield. Vive soltero, pero tiene 1 hijo que él ni si quiera sabía llamado Larry Burns, que estuvo 18 años en el orfanato, y ahora es vendedor de souvenirs y vive en Waynesport (un pueblo entra New Haven y Springfield). Lo identifica mediante el rasgo inconfundible de lo Burns: 3 puntos marcados a la izquierda de la frente. Malvado y asquerosamente rico (uno de los que más del planeta) es antipático, caprichoso e inútil por sí mismo. Es egoísta, avaricioso y muy rácano, además no se preocupa por su madre, que está a punto de morir. En un capítulo lo asesinan. Waylon Smithers: Es el ayudante de Monty Burns. En realidad es su inseparable acompañante. Le hace todas las tareas domésticas, hace de chófer suyo, le hace las comidas, en resumen, se lo hace todo a Burns. En total tiene 2979 tareas que hacer. Pero sigue con él porque en realdiad está enamorado (es homosexual), y sueña con algún día poder ser el compañero sentimental del multimillonario. Lenny: Es compañero de Homer en la central. También es cliente habitual de la taberna de Moe. Es bastante amigo de Homer. El y Carl (su mejor amigo) suelen ir juntos a los sitios. Carl: Es otro de los compañeros de Homer en la central y otro de los clientes habituales de la taberna de Moe. En la central es el supervisor de Homer, Sector G, y activista sindical. También es amigo de Homer. El y Lenny suelen ir juntos a los sitios. Mindy Simmons: Es ingeniera de la central nuclear de Springfield. Tiene muchas cosas en común con Homer, como la devoción por las rosquillas, la cerveza, la TV o las siestas antes de comer. Esto hace que en un capítulo Mindy y Homer se enamoren. . . RECUERDAN??? Trabajadores: Son los que entran en áreas altamente peligrosas de la central, de ahí se explica su indumentaria. Guiñitos: Es un pez de 3 ojos. Vivía en las corrientes de agua cercanas a la central nuclear de Springfield, y poseía 3 ojos a causa de la contaminación de esas corrientes por un vertido de la central. Fue pescado por Bart, y al final acabó comiéndoselo el Sr.Burns, como castigo por verter residuos al río. Los perros de Burns: Són los perros que tiene para cuando entra algun indeseable (osea cualquier persona que no sea Smithers o que no espere recibir) a sus pentenencias. Le ordena a Smithers que los suelte y estos corren detrás del intruso; estan entrenados para matar. En un capítulo, Santa (el perro de los Simpsons) es adoptado por Mr.Burns y se conviente en uno de estos perros. La TV De Springfield Krusty el payaso: Es el payaso de la TV de Springfield. Sus comienzos fueron como mimo callejero en un pequeño pueblo de Mississipi. Protagoniza todas las tardes El Show de Krusty, el programa infantil preferido por los niños. Es uno de los personajes más ricos de la ciudad y del país, aunque en un capítulo Bart llega a arruinarle. Le encanta fumar puros. El actor secundario Mel: Es el actor secundario actual del Show de Krusty. Su nombre completo es Melvin Van Horne. Fue el substituto de Bob. Kent Brockman: Es el hombre de las noticias. Vivía casado con Stephanie Brockman, la chica del tiempo, con la que tuvo hijos. Actualmente vive divorciado y su mujer se quedó con la custodia de los niños. Sale en el telediario del canal 6 de Springfield y, en general, en cualquier programa informativo de la TV y la radio en Springfield. Ganó un premio Emmy por su telediario. Escribe artículos en "Springfield Action News", "El ojo de Springfield", "Líena Clara"y "Mis dos centavos". Rainer Wolfcastle: Es un actor procedente de Austria con un fuerte acento alemán que protagoniza las películas de acción que se ven en Springfield como un héroe llamado McBain. También interpreta a The Radioactive Man (El hombre Radioactivo). Pedro "El hombre abejorro": Es otro de los personajes conocidos de la TV de Springfield. Es de ascendencia mexicana. Se llama Pedro, pero su apodo es "El hombre abeja", ya que siempre va vestido de abeja para interpretar su papel. Su primera aparición el TV fue en el canal 8 de Springfield. &Tom y Daly: Son los dibujos estrella del Show de Krusty y los favoritos por todos los niños. Fundados en 1928, innovaron en el tema de los dibujos animados violentos. Roger Meyers Jr. : Es el director general de Tom y Daly internacional y el amo de los estudios Tom y Daly. Es millonario. Ha heredado dichos estudios de su pariente Roger Meyers Sr., en teoría el creador de Tom y Daly. Pero en un capítulo se desvela que él no fue el inventor de estos dos personajes. Troy McClure: Es el showman de Springfield. Él presenta todos los acontecimientos de importancia que suceden en la ciudad. Es famosa la forma que tiene de comenzar cualquier reportaje. Gabbo: Es un teleñeco que tuvo mucho éxito, pero duró poco. Cuando llegó se anunció como una gran estrella, y acaparó toda la atención del público de Springfield hasta el punto de que Krusty se quedó sin audiencia y fue cancelado. Gente de Springfield Ned Flanders: Es el vecino de la familia Simpson. Vive casado con Maude Flanders. Tiene 2 hijos Todd y Rod Flanders. Su principal característica es su obsesión por la religión cristiana y el hecho de que habla con diminutivos. De pequeño fue un niño malo, pero le pusieron un tratamiento que consistía en recibir palmadas en el culo durante un año, cosa que le hizo ser como es ahora. Es amo de una tienda de zurdos llamada "Zurditorium". Su frase más famosa es la que usa para saludar: "Hola holita". Homer le odia. Maude Flanders: Es la mujer de Ned Flanders. Vive casada con él y tiene 2 hijos: Tod y Rod. Es muy religiosa también. Homer siente una pequeña y extraña atracción hacia ella. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Es el amo de la tienda más famosa y completa de Springfield, el Badulaque (o llamado en inglés KWIK E MARK). Proviene de la India, y es practicante de la religión hindú. Vive casado con una pariente suya de la India. Actualmente es ciudadano americano, cosa que consiguió mediante un examen. Es otro de los grandes amigos de Homer y formó parte de su equipo de bolos, los "Pin Pals". Reverendo Timothy Lovejoy: Timoteo Lovejoy, es el reverendo de la iglesia de Springfield. Es el que todos los domingos da el sermón en ésta. Su hija, Jessica, fue novia de Bart. Su mayor afición es jugar con maquetas de trenes. Helen Lovejoy: Es la mujer del reverendo Lovejoy. Es la madre de Jessica, la ex-novia de Bart. El rabino Hyman Krustofki: Es el padre de Krusty el payaso. Es filósofo a parte de rabino. Está disconforme con que su hijo sea un payaso, pero al final en un capítulo lo acepta y se reconcilia con él. Su filosofía de vida es "La vida es seria, la vida no es risa". Cletus: Es el tonto del pueblo de Springfield. Posee muy poca capacidad intelectual, y habla con acento sureño. Está casado con una mujer llamada Brandine, con la que ha tenido 26 hijos. Agnes Skinner: Es la madre del verdadero Seymour Skinner. Ahora ha adoptado como hijo al que todos conocemos como Skinner, pero que en realidad se llama Armin Tanzarian. Jasper: Es uno de los amigos de Abraham, el abuelo Simpson, en el castillo del Jubilado de Springfield. Se caracteriza por su larga y blanca barba. El vendedor de cómics: Es el que tiene la tienda de venta de cómics de Springfield. Aunque no lo parezca, pertenece a la asociación de los más listos de Springfield con uno de los coeficientes intelectuales más altos. El capitán McCallister: Es capitán de barco de Springfield. Posee un restaurante marinero llamado "Holandés Errante" (antes llamado El Percebe Oxidado). En un capítulo Lionel Hurtz desvela que no es un auténtico capitán de barco. Destaca de este personaje su forma de vestir, siempre con una gorra de capitán y con una pipa, y el hecho de que tiene un ojo más salido que el otro. Primaria de Springfield Director Seymour Skinner: Es el director del colegio de Springfield. En realidad el no es Seymour Skinner, se llama Armin Tanzarian, pero ahora ha suplantado al verdadero por medio de un tribunal y vive con la madre de éste. Es el amante de Edna. Pertenece a la sociedad de los más listos de Springfield. Su mote es Spanky. En un capítulo es despedido de su puesto de director, pero lo recupera. Edna Krabappel: Es profesora en el colegio de Springfield. Es la amante del director Skinner. Está divorciada. Su máxima preocupación es encontrar a un hombre para ella. En una ocasión intentó ligar con Homer. Doris Grau: Es la cocinera de la cafetería del colegio de Springfield. Es fumadora. Siempre se preocupa de que los niños reciban una correcta alimentación, a pesar del bajo presupuesto del que dispone. El personaje de Doris está inspirado en una ex-miembra del equipo de producción de Los Simpsons. El jardinero Willie: Es el encargado de mantenimiento del colegio de Springfield. Es uno de los pocos inmigrantes que hay en Springfield, ya que es de nacionalidad escocesa. Además es muy patriótico (muchas veces se viste con falda escocesa y le gusta tocar la gaita). Tiene muy mal humor, y suele ser objeto de bromas de gamberros. . . Otto Mann: Es el conductor del autobús escolar de Springfield (a parte también conduce todo tipo de autobuses, como el de la central nuclear). Va siempre con el Walkman escuchando música heavy. Formó parte de equipo de bolos de Homer, Moe y Apu, los "Pin Pals". Los Niños de Springfield Milhouse Van Houten: Es hijo de Kirk y Luanne Van Houten (actualmente divorciados). Su abuela se llama Nana Van Houten. Es mejor amigo de Bart. Éste y él van a la misma clase y son amigos casi desde que nacieron. Ralph Wiggum: Es el hijo del jefe de policía de Springfield. En la serie es un miedoso e infantil niño. Martin Prince: Es uno de los empollones del colegio de Springfield. Su coeficiente intelectual es de 216. &Sherry y Terri: Son las dos conocidas gemelas de la clase de Bart. Todd Flanders: Es el mayor de los hijos de Ned Flanders. Es muy creyente en la religión cristiana. Rod Flanders: Es el menor hijo de Ned Flanders. También tiene el cerebro lleno de ideas sobre la religión cristiana. Nelson Muntz: Es uno de la banda de gamberros de Springfield. Va muy poco al colegio, roba en las tiendas, hace lo que le da la gana. Va con Jimbo, Kearney y Dolph. Es famoso por su risa, "HA HA". Jimbo Jones: Es el líder de la banda de los gamberros de Springfield. Su verdadero nombre es "Corky". Su acción más frecuente es mangar en las tiendas, sobretodo en el badulaque. Suelen ser Nelson, Dolph, Kearney y él. Es conocido por su habitual vestimenta, sobretodo por su famosa camiseta negra con un calavera blanca en el centro. Kearney: Es otro de los gamberros de Springfield. Suele ir con Jimbo, con Nelson y con Doph. Dolph: Forma junto con Jimbo, Nelson y Keanrey la banda de los gamberros de Springfield. Jessica Lovejoy: Es la hija del reverendo Lovejoy y su mujer Helen. Ante sus padres y la mayoría de la gente es una dulce y educada niña, pero en realidad es maligna y malintencionada. En un capítulo se hace novia de Bart, con el que hace un montón de locuras y le hace pasar de todo. Forma junto con Jimbo, Nelson y Keanrey la banda de los gamberros de Springfield. Autoridades de Springfield Autoridad civil: Alcalde Joe Quimby: Es alcalde de Springfield. Su apodo es "Alcalde Diamantes Joe Quimby" (Mayor Joe Diamond Quimby). Sólo ha dejado de serlo en contadas ocasiones, como en un captítulo que le arrebata el puesto el actor sevundario Bob, tras ganarle las elecciones. Tiene un sobrino que llamado Freddy Quimby. Es infiel a su esposa y siempre va con prostitutas. Autoridades policiales: Clancy Wiggum: Es el jefe de la policía de Springfield. Vive casado y tiene un hijo: Ralph. Manda sobre los agentes en la comisaría de Springfield y es responsable de cualquier acción policial que se realice. &Lou & Eddie: Son los compañeros de Clancy Wiggum en la comisaría de Springfield. Siempre que hay una intervención policial van con Wiggum. Lo que más les gusta hacer es beber cerveza (incluso cuando están de servicio) y perseguir chicas (aprovechando su condición de policías). Autoridades judiciales: El juez Maltin: Es el juez de los tribunales de Springfield. Un hombre justo y respetado por todos los ciudadanos. http://www.publispain.com/simpsons/imagenes/lionel_ani.gifLionel Hurtz: Es el abogado más "importante" de Springfield. Se supone que ha pasado por Harvard, Oxford, Yale, y más. Es pobre: lleva siempre el mismo traje, come poco y mal, dureme en albergues, etc., pero intenta disimularlo dando una falsa apariencia, pero se autodelata a veces con actos inoportunos. Interviene siempre en cualquier juicio que se haga en Springfield. Autoridades sanitarias: Dr.Julius Hibbert: Es el médico más visitado de Springfield. A él acuden todos los enfermos de cualquier tipo de la ciudad. Pertenece a la sociedad de los más listos de Springfield. Dr.Marvin Monroe: Es el psicoanalista de Springfield. Trabaja en el Centro Terapéutico de la Familia del doctor Marvin Monroe. Trató a la familia Simpson para intentar resolver sus problemas, pero no tuvo éxito. Tiene bastante prestigio, pero sus consejos y tratamientos a veces tienen contradicciones. Dr.Nick Riviera: Es otro médico de Springfield, la competencia del Dr.Hibbert. Los tratamientos del Dr.Riviera son menos eficaces y tienen menos éxito médico que los de Hibbert, pero son más baratos. Las titulaciones de Nick son pocas y de no muy fiables academias, como el Colegio Médico "Arriba Hollywood". En la serie, habla con acento argentino. Criminales de Springfield Snake: "Sepiente" es el hombre delictivo de Springfield. Siempre está en la cárcel, fugado o con la condicional. Vive cometiendo delitos continuamente... Tony el gordo: Es el jefe de la mafia italiana de Springfield. Se refugia en su guardia con sus socios Piernas, Luigi y Joey. El actor secundario Bob: Es el antiguo actor secundario del Show de Krusty. Su nombre completo es Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, aunque en México también se le llama Bob Patiño. Durante su trabajo en dicho Show tuvo problemas con Krusty y se marchó. Acabó en la cárcel por varios delitos provocados por su odio a Krusty, entra ellos intentar asesinar a Bart, pero de vez en cuando se fuga de ella y hace alguna de las suyas. Odia la TV. Cecil Underdunk Terwilliger: Es hermano del actor secundario Bob (y es el menor de los hermanos Terwilliger) y, al igual que éste, tiene intenciones perversas, más incluso que Bob. También ha acabado en la cárcel como su hermano. Otros Personjes Jebediah Springfield: Fue el fundador de la ciudad de Springfield. Adorado y venerado por los habitantes de la ciudad, tiene una fiesta en su honor. Pero Lisa y el amo de museo de Historia de Springfield, descubren que Jebediah en realidad fue un ladrón y un embustero, y que incluso intentó asesinar a George Washington. Pero esto es un secreto entre Lisa y el hombre del museo y la imagen de este hombre sigue siendo de héroe local. Gingivitis Murphy: "Encías sangrientas" Murphy es un legendario saxofonista local de blues. Toca en el Jazz Hole y en las calles de Springfield. Su maestro fue Willie Witherspoon. Es el ídolo de Lisa. Ésta y Murphy se conocieron en el Hospital de Springfield, cuando "encías sangrientas" estaba ingresado y Lisa estaba de visita a su hermano Bart. El profesor Frink: Es el científico de la serie. Se le toma por un científico loco. Siempre construye inventos que después no funcionan. Siempre explica algo no le entiende nadie. &Kang y Kodos: Son los extraterrestres que están siempre hacechando la tierra. En un especial de Halloween, suplantan uno a Bill Clinton y el otro a Bob Dole para hacerse con el control del mundo. Radioactivo man: Es el super-héroe más famoso y preferido por los niños de Springfield. En general, es el héroe "tipo Superman" de la serie. Tiene su propia saga de cómics en la editorial Bongo cómics. En los filmes que protagoniza en la serie, lo encarna el actor Rainer Wolfcastle. Fision boy: Es el joven acompañante de Radioactivo man en sus aventuras y hazañas. En un capítulo de Los Simpsons, se hace un cásting entre los niños de Springfield para ver quién interpretará a Fisión boy en una de las películas de Radioactivo man. Al final Bart es el que mejor lo hace, pero acaba siendo Milhouse el elegido porque Bart no es suficientemente alto. Pelmazo de Ciudad Capital: Es la mascota del equipo de béisbol de Ciudad capital. Le llaman Pelmazo o pelmazote. Pesa 109 Kg. con ropa, y sin ella 89. Le gustaría tener una cremallera en la parte delantera de su uniforme, que es una enorme pelota de béisbol con una camiseta del equipo de Ciudad capital. El demonio: Es el diablo de la serie. Muchas veces se la aparece a Bart. Representa el mal y el pecado en la serie. PARTE 2 DE ESTE POST http://www.taringa.net/posts/info/2894148/Los-Simpsons-%28De-Todo%29--%5BMega-Post%5D-Part_-2.html PARTE 3 DE ESTE POST (CAPITULOS) http://www.taringa.net/posts/downloads/2894234/Los-Simpsons-%28De-Todo%29--%5BMega-Post%5D-Part_-3.html

Bueno Amigos Aki Les Dejo Esto Tan Impresionante Ke Paso a Lo Largo De Toda Nuestra Historia Los 20 Peores Métodos de Torturas de la Historia. Los Veinte de los métodos de tortura más brutales y escalofriantes que se han utilizado a lo largo de la historia, algunas descripciones son algo duras por lo que no recomiendo que visites este Post si eres sensible o menor de edad... 1. La terrorífica rueda de hierro que partía todos tus huesos Rompiendo con la rueda: A la víctima normalmente desnuda se le ataban las articulaciones al suelo, fijaban por medio de unas maderas y se le iban destrozando los huesos de estas uno por uno con la brutal rueda de hierro, cuando todos los huesos eran papilla únicamente mantenida por la carne y la piel que los envolvía se le ataba a la rueda para ser expuesto a la muchedumbre, durante días se sobrevivía entre grandes dolores ¿Imaginas el sonido de la rueda rompiendo uno a uno los huesos de tus brazos y piernas? 2. Una sierra que te partía el cuerpo en dos La Sierra: A la victima se la colgaba boca abajo de los tobillos, con lo que toda o casi toda la sangre bajaba hacia la cabeza, oxigenando el cerebro y manteniéndola consciente un tiempo mayor que en otros casos. Se procedía a cortar con una sierra, normalmente no muy afilada, el cuerpo en dos desde la parte genital, habitualmente se alcanzaba el ombligo antes de que la persona perdiera el conocimiento, muy pocas veces se llegaba hasta el estómago. Durante el proceso tu propia sangre corría hasta gotear por tu cabeza. ¿Podría tu cuerpo soportar el dolor de ser cortado en dos por una sierra que en muchos casos no estaba ni siquiera bien afilada? 3. Tu cuerpo era atravesado por una larga estaca Empalamiento : Una enorme estaca perforaba y atravesaba tu cuerpo de un extremo al otro, se solía perforar al sentenciado por el ano hasta que la estaca salía por la boca. Normalmente en este proceso se solía morir pero se daban casos en los que se sobrevivía al sufrimiento durante casi un día. El empalamiento siempre se realizaba en público y solía dejar el cadáver a la intemperie para alimentar a los animales carroñeros y servor como escarmiento para el resto de la población. 4. Una silla formada por cientos de diminutos pinchos Silla de Interrogaciones : Cientos de afilados pinchos componían el respaldo y asiento de esta silla de torturas. Pinchos que por medio de una especie de cinturones que podían presionar al torturado a la silla se clavaban en toda la parte de atrás del cuerpo. Para que el sufrimiento fuese mayor se colocaba bajo la silla de hierro ascuas ardiendo que calentaban la silla y quemaban a la víctima. ¿Aguantarías sin desmayarte el dolor de cientos de pinchos ardiendo clavándose en tu espalda, piernas y gluteos? 5. Un atáud de hierro conafiladas puntas en su interior La doncella de hierro: Un sarcófago con un interior lleno de pinchos estrategicamente colocados para no causar la muerte del prisionero, las afiladas puntas se clavaban en partes blandas y puntos no vitales para que el sufrimiento fuera el máximo posible. El sarcofago de la imagen fue utilizado en 1515, el ejecutado sufrió terribles dolores durante dos días y eran continuos sus lloror y gritos de dolor durante ese tiempo. Las perforaciones que sufrió iban desde brazos y piernas en varios puntos hasta otros más delicados como el abdomen, hombros y el más espeluznante de todos, los ojos. ¿Qué se sentirá al estar encerrado en un sarcófago mientras afilados pinchos atraviesan tu cuerpo y ojos? 6. La cuna era capaz de partirte en dos La Cuna Esta se podría considerar una forma evolucionada de la cuna de Judas. Se obligaba a la víctima a sentarse sobre una cuña de metal extremadamente afilada, el peso del cuerpo unido al de las cadenas y bolas pesadas que se le unían a los tobillos causaban que se fuera clavando el metal en el cuerpo hasta que causaba la muerte, normalmente por desangramiento aunque en algunos casos si el cuerpo se torcia podía incluso amputar una extremidad. ¿Sería tolerable el dolor de sentir como un afilado hierro te va partiendo en dos por tu propio peso? 7. Una forma piramidal que se va clavando en tu cuerpo La Cuna de Judas: La víctima es suspendida sobre una estructura piramidal y bajda lentamente sobre su afilada punta, el propio peso corporal causaba que dicho vértice desgarrase la zona de apoyo que normalmente era el año o la vagina dependiendo del género del acusado, Si el peso no era suficiente se aplicaba un peso "extra" por medio de las cuerdas tirando del reo hacia abajo. ¿Cuanto dolor debe causar que te situen sobre un afilado vertice con forma piramidal que se va clavando en ti? 8. Tu cuerpo arde mientras una multitud observa Quemado en la Estaca: Una de las ejecuciones predilectas de la Santa Inquisición para acabar con la vida de las brujas. Se creía que con el fuego se purificaba el alma de la ejecutada y se impedía que su "maldad" se propagase entre los demás aldeanos. ¿Soportarías el dolor de sentir como tu cuerpo se va quemando poco a poco mientras una hoguera te consume? 9. Un torno era girado para aplastar el cráneo El machacador de cabezas: Un utensilio en el cual introducían tu cabeza y mediante un rodamiento te apretaban la cabeza por arriba , mientras que por abajo estaba el tope con tu barbilla. Los dientes estallaban o se iban clavando en los huesos de la mandíbulas, los ojos se salían de sus cuencas debido a la presión cuando el cráneo se rompía y finalmente podía incluso salirse el cerebro por los oídos. ¿Podrías soportar el dolor de sentir como tu cráneo es aplastado? 10. Mosquito transmisor de la Filariasis Linfátoca o Elefantiasis La jaula colgante: La víctima era inmovilizada por una jaula, normalmente se colgaba al preso desnudo para ser expuesto a la multitud como símbolo de terror. La muerte podía tardar semanas, en las cuales el torturado podía fallecer debido al extremo frio, el calor o como en la mayoría de los casos por hambre o sed. Este era un método de ejecución que normalmente se aplicaba después de que el prisionero hubiese confesado tras días de tortura. ¿Te imaginas colgando desnudo mientras el frío y el calor te van desgastando hasta morir de hambre o sed? 11. Se purificaba el alma obligando a ingerir agua hirviendo Purificando el alma: Dependiendo del género del torturado la pera era introducida por el ano o la vagina, una vez dentro de tu cuerpo se giraba una manivela que abría el artilugio en tu interior causando un dolor insoportable, además de la expansión el objeto tenía en su punta unos pinchos se clavaban en tu interior. ¿Cuanto dolor debe causar un objeto que se expande dentro de ti y clava sus pinchos en tu interior? 12. La pera podía desgarrarte por dentro La Pera: Dependiendo del género del torturado la pera era introducida por el ano o la vagina, una vez dentro de tu cuerpo se giraba una manivela que abría el artilugio en tu interior causando un dolor insoportable, además de la expansión el objeto tenía en su punta unos pinchos se clavaban en tu interior. ¿Cuanto dolor debe causar un objeto que se expande dentro de ti y clava sus pinchos en tu interior? 13. Se empleaban caballos para arrancarte las extremidades Descuartizado por caballos: Una versión del potro un tanto macabra, se ataba una cuerda a cada extremidad del prisionero y a su vez el otro extremo de la cuerda a un caballo, de este modo un caballo estiraría un brazo o una pierna, en un momento determinado se fustigaba a los cuatro caballos que tiraban con fuerza de la cuerda arrancando literalmente la extremidad del torturado. Esta era una ejecución pública que se solía emplear para asesinatos o intentos de asesinato a la realeza u otros nobles. Era una de las ejecuciones preferidas del populacho. 14. El potro desencajaba tus articulaciones debio al estiramiento El potro de tortura: Te tumbaban en un mesón de madera y ataban las muñecas al cabecero de esta, los pies se ataban a su vez fijados a un rodamiento que por medio de un mecanismo iba enrollando la cuerda de tus pies, al hacerlo se generaba una tensión que hacia que el cuerpo se estirase al máximo. Las articulaciones no podían dar mas de si y acababan desencándote hombros y caderas cuando la fuerza de tus músculos fallaba. 15. Los garfios con forma de uña de gato arrancaba piel y carne. La zarpa de gato: El torturado era colgado desnudo y con un instrumento dotado de garfios en la punta y era "rascado". Las afiladas uñas de esta zarpa de gato desgarraban la piel y arrancaban tiras de carne, a menudo los garfios penetraban tan hondo que dejaban el hueso a descubierto e includo podían "rascarlo". El torturado solía morir desangrado o quedaba inconsciente debido al dolor. ¿Te imaginas colgado mientras te arrancan la piel y trozos de carne con unos ganchos con forma de uñas de gato? 16. Te introducían agua en el estómago hasta que explotaba La tortura de agua: Se ataba a la víctima con un alambre de espino y se le tapaba la boca con trapos para que no pudiese vomitar, por medio de unos tubos se le introducía por los conductos nasales agua hasta que su estómago estuviese a punto de explotar, al hincharse el abdomen los alambres de espino se clavaban en el cuerpo, el forcejeo causado por el agudo dolor de sentir como tu estómago esta apunto de explotar causaba que el alambre de espinos se te clavara en muñecas y tobillos. Pero esto no era todo una vez hinchado los torturadores te empezaban a pegar patadas y saltar encima hasta que el estómago explotara y te causara la muerte. 17. Un ataud de madera fijaba las piernas mientras las destrozaban Las botas: Las piernas de la victima se colocaban entre dos planchas de madera que se unían por medio de cuerdas. entre las piernas se situaban unas cuñas que la persona que realizaba la tortura golpeaba repetidamente con un martillo, se podían introducir hasta una docena de ests cuñas, cada vez que se realizaba un golpe preciso los huesos de las piernas se fragmentaban. Cuando se retiraban las tablas lo que antiguamente eran las piernas se convertía en un amasijo de huesos rotos que tan sólo la piel impedían que cayeran al suelo. ¿Podrías soportar como destrozan todos los huesos de tu piernas a mazazos mientras te inmovilizan? 18. Silla que era sumergida bajo el agua para ahogar al torturado Taburete Sumergible: Utilizado principalmente en mujeres acusadas de brujería. La silla era sumergida bajo el agua quedando la persona torturada inmovilizada bajo el agua sin poder respirar, el inquisidor decidía cuanto tiempo debía permanecer el torturado o torturada sumergido, el proceso solía repetirse hasta que el torturado moría ahogado o confesaba, caso en el cual se ejecutaba al acusado ahorcándole o en la hoguera más tarde. ¿Cuanto tiempo soportarías inmovilizado bajo el agua en esta silla ideada para que las brujas confesaran? 19. Obligaban al torturado a confesar si no querían ser atravesados El Tenedor de los Herejes: Dotado de dos puntas en cada uno de sus extremos, este cruel tenedor estaba ideado para que los herejes confesaran permitiéndoles mover la boca únicamente para hablar susurrando. Por medio de un cinturón se fijaba el tenedor al cuello del torturado que debía mantener el tiempo máximo la cabeza hacia atrás para no clavarse en el esternón y la barbilla los afilados pinchos. ¿Cuanto resistirían los músculos de tu cuerpo sin echar la barbilla hacia delante perforando cuello y barbilla? 20. Zapatos con pinchos que se clavaban en los pies Zapatos castigadores: Los zapatos metálicos de la imagen poseen en la planta unos pinchos que en caso de apoyar al planta de pie se clavan por la parte baja del pie, para no perforarte debias mantenerte de puntillas el máximo tiempo posible, para más sufrimiento este método de tortura se combinaba con un sistema que inmobilizaba las manos y muñecas cerca de la cabeza y te obligaban a permanecer erguido. Impresionante No?! Opinen

Estas Son Las 10 Cosas Ke Supongo Ke No Sabias De La muerte Es Bn Interesante Espero Ke Opinen!! y Como Lo Prometido Es Deuda Aki esta: 10 Cosas Ke No Sabias De La Muerte 1) Cuando muere una persona, el oído es el último sentido en perderse, el primero suele ser la vista, seguido del gusto, el olfato y el tacto. 2) Una cabeza humana permanece consciente de 15 o 20 segundos después de haber sido decapitada. 3) 100 personas mueren atragantadas por lapiceros cada año. Es más probable morir a causa del corcho de una botella de champán que por una picadura de araña. 4) El funeral de Alejandro Magno en la actualidad habría costado $600 millones de dólares. Fue construida una carretera de Egipto a Babilonia para llevar su cuerpo. 5) Cuando el inventor Thomas Edison murió en 1931, Henry Ford capturó su último suspiro en una botella. 6) Más de 2500 personas zurdas mueren al año por usar productos hechos para diestros. 7) Ahora lleva más tiempo la descomposición del cuerpo debido a los conservantes de los alimentos que comemos hoy en día. 8)Una eterna llama en la tumba de un cura budista en Nara (Japón) lleva ardiendo 1,130 años. 9) El creador de Star Treck Gene Roddenberry, fue la primera persona en poner sus cenizas en un cohete y ser ‘enterrado’ en el espacio. 10) Kenji Urada, trabajador de una compañía japonesa, se convirtió en la primera víctima mortal de un robot en Julio de 1981, en una fábrica de coches. Biblografia: http://zonamusical.net/tu_zona/zona-paranormal-misterios-del-universo/148809-10-cosa-que-no-sabias-de-muerte.html Espero ke Les Halla Gustado Opinen y Denmen Sus Puntos Porfa!!! Cuidensen!!

Cancionero De Bob Marley Para todos los ke les gusta este gran personaje de la musica y del Reggea! espero ke le guste BOB MARLEY 400 YEARS 400 years (400 years, 400 years. Wo o o o) And it's the same The same (wo o o o) philosophy I've said it's four hundred years; (400 years, 400 years. Wo o o o, wo o o o) Look, how long (wo o o o) And the people they (wo o o o) still can't see. Why do they fight against the poor youth of today? And without these youths, they would be gone All gone astray Come on, let's make a move: (make a move, make a move. Wo o o o, wo o o o) I can (wo o o o) see time (wo o o o) time has come, And if a fools don't see (fools don't see, fools don't see. Wo o o o) I can't save the youth: The youth (wo o o o) is gonna be strong. So, won't you come with me; I'll take you to a land of liberty Where we can live live a good, good life And be free. Look how long: 400 years, (400 years, 400 years) Way too long! (wo o o o) That's the reason my people (wo o o o) my people can't see. Said, it's four hundred long years (400 years, 400 years. Wo o o o) Give me patience (wo o o o) same philosophy. It's been 400 years, (400 years, 400 years) Wait so long! Wo o o o, wo o o o. How long? 400 long, long years. BOB MARLEY AFRICA UNITE Ziya po ya ya, pa pa ya pa! Ti da lee, na po po pu du loo! Ste na peh na na po po ro po! Africa unite: 'Cause we're moving right out of Babylon, And we're going to our Father's land, yea ea. How good and how pleasant it would be before God and man, yea eah! To see the unification of all Africans, yeah! As it's been said a'ready, let it be done, yeah! We are the children of the Rastaman; We are the children of the Iyaman. So o, Africa unite: 'Cause the children (Africa unite) wanna come home. Africa unite: 'Cause we're moving right out of Babylon, yea, And we're grooving to our Father's land, yea ea. How good and how pleasant it would be before God and man To see the unification of all Rastaman, yeah. As it's been said a'ready, let it be done! I tell you who we are under the sun: We are the children of the Rastaman; We are the children of the Iyaman. So o: Africa unite, Afri Africa unite, yeah! Unite for the benefit (Africa unite) for the benefit of your people! Unite for it's later (Africa unite) than you think! Unite for the benefit (Africa unite) of my children! Unite for it's later (Africa uniting) than you think! Africa awaits (Africa unite) its creators! Africa awaiting (Africa uniting) its Creator! Africa, you're my (Africa unite) forefather cornerstone! Unite for the Africans (Africa uniting) abroad! Unite for the Africans (Africa unite) a yard! BOB MARLEY AFRICAN HERBSMAN All twinklin' lee Can't see the right rose when the streams abate The old slave men might grind slow But it grinds fine, yeah African herbsman, why linger on? Just concentrate, 'cause heaven lives on Greet I eth slave men will look with a scorn With a transplanted heart (yes, how quick they had to part) (... how quick they had to part) The remembrance of today Is the sad feelin' of tomorrow (... how quick ...) Oh (... part), oh yeah African herbsman, seize your time I'm takin' illusion on the edge of my mind I'm takin' losers down thru my life Down thru my life, yeah (yes, how quick they had to part) (... how quick they had to part) Dideh part, yes, they part In remembrance of today (... how quick they had to part) African herbsman, why linger on? Just concentrate, 'cause your heaven lives on Greet I eth slave men will look with a scorn With a transplanted heart, yes, how (... quick they have to part) (... how quick they have to part) In remembrance of today Brings sad feelings of tomorrow (Yes, how quick they have to ...) Lead me on, oh, Lord, I pray to you (African herbsman) (African herbsman) African, African herbsman ... BOB MARLEY ALL IN ONE Bend down low Let me tell you what I know now Bend down low Let me tell you what I know, what I know, what I know Long time, we no have no nice time Doo yoo doo dun doo, yeah, think about that Long, long, long, long time, we no have no nice time Doo yoo doo dun doo, yeah, think about that, mm One love, one heart Let's get together and feel alright One love, hear my plea, one heart Give thanks and praise to the Lord, and I will feel alright Simmer down, you lickin' too hot, so Simmer down, soon you'll get dropped, so Simmer down, man, you hear what I say? After he Breaks your heart Then you'll be sad, so sad And then your teardrops start I tell you, then you'll know how It hurts to be alone Oh, what a (... feeling ...), what a feeling (... be blue) Oh, what a feeling, oh, what a feeling (Oh, what a feeling to be blue) Have you ever had a lonesome feeling? This was cause thru love and affection This was cause thru love and affection This was cause thru love and affection Mm, feel them spirit I'm gonna put it on Feel them spirit I'm gonna put it on Yes, my friend We're in the streets again Yes, my friend Dem set we free again ... BOB MARLEY AMBUSH IN THE NIGHT (Ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa!) See them fighting for power (ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa!), But they know not the hour (ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa!),; So they bribing with their guns, spare parts and money, Trying to belittle our Integrity now. They say what we know Is just what they teach us; And we're so ignorant 'Cause every time they can reach us (shoobe, doo wa) Through political strategy (shoo be, doo wa); They keep us hungry (shoobe, doo wa), And when you gonna get some food (shoobe, doo wa), Your brother got to be your enemy, we e ell! Ambush in the night, All guns aiming at me; Ambush in the night, They opened fire on me now. Ambush in the night, Protected by His Majesty. Ooh wee, ooh wee. Ooh wa ooh! (Ooh wee) Ooh wee, ooh wee (ooh wa), Ooh wa! Ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa ooh! Ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa ah! Well, what we know Is not what they tell us; We're not ignorant, I mean it, And they just cannot touch us; Through the powers of the Most I (shoobe, doo wa), We keep on surfacin' (shoobe, doo wa); Thru the powers of the Most I (shoobe, doo wa), We keep on survivin'. Yeah, this ambush in the night Planned by society; Ambush in the night; They tryin' to conquer me; Ambush in the night Anyt'ing money can bring; Ambush in the night Planned by society; Ambush in the night BOB MARLEY BABYLON SYSTEM We refuse to be What you wanted us to be; We are what we are: That's the way (way) it's going to be. You don't know! You can't educate I For no equal opportunity: (Talkin' 'bout my freedom) Talkin' 'bout my freedom, People freedom (freedom) and liberty! Yeah, we've been trodding on the winepress much too long: Rebel, rebel! Yes, we've been trodding on the winepress much too long: Rebel, rebel! Babylon system is the vampire, yea! (vampire) Suckin' the children day by day, yeah! Me say: de Babylon system is the vampire, falling empire, Suckin' the blood of the sufferers, yea ea ea ea e ah! Building church and university, wo o ooh, yeah! Deceiving the people continually, yea ea! Me say them graduatin' thieves and murderers; Look out now: they suckin' the blood of the sufferers (sufferers). Yea ea ea! (sufferers) Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth right now! Come on and tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Come on and tell the children the truth. 'Cause 'cause we've been trodding on ya winepress much too long: Rebel, rebel! And we've been taken for granted much too long: Rebel, rebel now! (Trodding on the winepress) Trodding on the winepress (rebel): got to rebel, y'all (rebel)! We've been trodding on the winepress much too long ye e ah! (rebel) Yea e ah! (rebel) Yeah! Yeah! From the very day we left the shores (trodding on the winepress) Of our Father's land (rebel), We've been trampled on (rebel), Oh now! (we've been oppressed, yeah!) Lord, Lord, go to ... BOB MARLEY BAD CARD You a go tired fe see me face; Can't get me out of the race. Oh, man, you said I'm in your place And then you draw bad cyard A make you draw bad cyard, And then you draw bad cyard. Propaganda spreading over my name; Say you wanna bring another life to shame. Oh, man, you just a playing a game And then you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard. I want to disturb my neighbour, 'Cause I'm feelin' so right; I want to turn up my disco, Blow them to full watts tonight, eh! In a rub a dub style, in a rub a dub style, In a rub a dub style, in a rub a dub style. 'Cause we guarding the palace so majestic; Guarding the palace so realistic! Them a go tired to see we face (oh yeah!), Me say them can't get we out of the race; Oh, man, it's just a big disgrace. The way you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); The way you make wrong moves (make wrong moves); The way you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard In a rub a dub style, rub a dub style, In a rub a dub style BOB MARLEY BEND DOWN LOW Bend down low, let me tell you what I know now; Bend down low, let me tell you what I know. Oh! Fisherman row to reap what you sow now; Oh, tell you all I know (Oo oh!), you've got to let me go now (Oo oh!), And all you've got to do: (Bend down low) Oh yeah! Let me tell you what I know; Bend down low, let me tell you what I know. Oh yeah! You keep on knockin', but you can't come in. I get to understand you been livin' in sin, But if you love me, woman, walk right in. I've got a notch for your safety pin, But bend down low. Instrumental break Keep on knockin', but you can't come in. I get to understand you been livin' in sin, But walk right in, woman, sit right down. I will keep on lovin' you; I play the clown. But bend down low, baby, let me tell you what I know; Bend down low, let me tell you what I know, yeah! Let me tell you, baby! Let me tell ya Knock on, babe! Just won't let ya in! You been livin' in sin. Knock on! BOB MARLEY BLACKMAN REDEMPTION Woy a, Natty Congo: A Dreadlock Congo I! Woy a, Natty Congo: A Blackman Redemption! Woy yo, yo oo wo oo! A Blackman Redemption! Woy yo, wo oo wo oo! No need no need to get jumpy; No need and a no need to get bumpy, And a no need and a no need to get bumpy; No nee nee nee nee nee nee nee need to get jumpy! Youth and youth agree to: Cool runnings; can you dig it? Cool runnings; yeah, one more time! A beg ya: Cool runnings; can you stop it? Cool runnings: Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out. Tell you about the Blackman Redemption; can you dig it? (Oh, yeah!) A Blackman Redemption; can you stop it? Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Coming from the root of King David Through to the line of Solomon, His Imperial Majesty is the Power of Authority: Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out, Spread, spread out. Instrumental break No need no need no need to get jumpy, And a no need and a no need to walk away. Let me tell bout ya: Cool runnings, can you dig it? Cool runnings: it's one more time we want it; Cool runnings; Cool runnings; Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out, Spread out. Spread out, spread out. Spread out, spread out. It's just a Blackman Redemption Can you dig it (wo yeah!) Good, Lord! Good, Lord! Good, Lord! Blackman Redemption, can you stop it? Oh, no! Oh, no! Blackman redemption BOB MARLEY BRAIN WASHING Ooh ooh Old Mr. Joe, he build a house away On top of some hill Old Mr. Joe knew he had to go, so he He got right down and wrote bank will He say now, here's to mother hen And her chicken, Lord have mercy now Master, will you take a roll in the mud Like you know you should? The old barnyard, the old barnyard Birds and the chick, ooh wee Who's got to watch out for brother mongoose With his top hap and walking stick? It's just the poor's brain washing (Poor's ...) They told me a long time ago, It's just the poor's brain washing, ooh wee (Poor's brain washing) Now look at a thing like this Cinderella and her long lost fellow In the midnight hour, she lost her silver slipper Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall While Jack and Jill had themselves a fall It's just the poor's (... brain washing) And I don't need it no longer (... washing) It's just the poor's brain washing Coming through to a poor man's child, ooh wee, look at this Little Miss Muffet she sat on a tuffet While Little Red Riding Hood delivered her grandmom's food Ooh wee ooh wee Ooh wee, look at one more thing like this The cow jumping over the moon While the dish got jealous, he grabbed the handy spoon It's just the poor's brain washing And I don't need it no longer, I don't want it no longer I don't need it no longer (...washing) And I don't care for no more brain washing (... washing) ... BOB MARLEY BUFFALO SOLDIER Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta: There was a Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America, Stolen from Africa, brought to America, Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival. I mean it, when I analyze the stench To me it makes a lot of sense: How the Dreadlock Rasta was the Buffalo Soldier, And he was taken from Africa, brought to America, Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival. Said he was a Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America. If you know your history, Then you would know where you coming from, Then you wouldn't have to ask me, Who the 'eck do I think I am. I'm just a Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America, Stolen from Africa, brought to America, Said he was fighting on arrival, fighting for survival; Said he was a Buffalo Soldier win the war for America. Dreadie, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Buffalo Soldier troddin' through the land, wo ho ooh! Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand, Troddin' through the land, yea hea, yea ea. Said he was a Buffalo Soldier win the war for America; Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta, Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival; Driven from the mainland to the heart of the Caribbean. Singing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Troddin' through San Juan in the arms of America; Troddin' through Jamaica, a Buffalo Soldier Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival: Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta. Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! BOB MARLEY BURNIN' AND LOOTIN' This morning I woke up in a curfew; O God, I was a prisoner, too yeah! Could not recognize the faces standing over me; They were all dressed in uniforms of brutality. Eh! How many rivers do we have to cross, Before we can talk to the boss? Eh! All that we got, it seems we have lost; We must have really paid the cost. (That's why we gonna be) Burnin' and a lootin' tonight; (Say we gonna burn and loot) Burnin' and a lootin' tonight; (One more thing) Burnin' all pollution tonight; (Oh, yeah, yeah) Burnin' all illusion tonight. Oh, stop them! Give me the food and let me grow; Let the Roots Man take a blow. All them drugs gonna make you slow now; It's not the music of the ghetto. Eh! Weeping and a wailin' tonight; (Who can stop the tears?) Weeping and a wailin' tonight; (We've been suffering these long, long a years!) Weeping and a wailin' tonight (Will you say cheer?) Weeping and a wailin' tonight (But where?) Give me the food and let me grow; Let the Roots Man take a blow. I must say: all them all them drugs gonna make you slow; It's not the music of the ghetto. We gonna be burning and a looting tonight; (To survive, yeah!) Burning and a looting tonight; (Save your baby lives) Burning all pollution tonight; (Pollution, yeah, yeah!) Burning all illusion tonight (Lord a, Lord a, Lord a, Lord!) Burning and a looting tonight; Burning and a looting tonight; Burning all pollution tonight. BOB MARLEY CHANT DOWN BABYLON Come we go burn down Babylon one more time (Come we go burn down Babylon one more time); Come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon); For them soft! Yes, them soft! (ah yoy!) Them soft! Yes, them soft! (ah yoy!) So come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon)! Men see their dreams and aspiration a Crumble in front of their face, And all of their wicked intention To destroy the human race. And how I know and how I know and that's how I know: A Reggae Music, mek we chant down Babylon; With music, mek we chant down Babylon; This music, mek we chant down Babylon; This music, come we chant down Babylon. Come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon one more time); Come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon); For them soft! Yes, them soft! (ah yoy!) Them soft! Me say, Them soft! (ah yoy!) So come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon)! Me say, Music you're music you're the key, Talk to who? Please talk to me, Bring the voice of of the Rastaman, Communicating to 'cating to everyone. How I (know) how I know, how I (know) how I know And that's how I know: A Reggae Music, chant down chant down chant down Babylon, Chant down Babylon, chant down Babylon, Chant down Babylon! Reggae Music, chant down Babylon! Reggae Music, chant down Babylon! Reggae Music, chant down Babylon! Reggae Music! (chant down Babylon) BOB MARLEY COMING IN FROM THE COLD In this life, in this life, in this life, In this, oh sweet life: We're (we're coming in from the cold); We're coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), Coming in from the cold. It's you it's you it's you I'm talkin' to Well, you (it's you) you (it's you) you I'm talking to now. Why do you look so sad and forsaken? When one door is closed, don't you know other is open? Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman? No, no, no, no, no, no! No, Dread, no! Would you make the system make you kill your brotherman? (No, Dread, no!) Would you make the system get on top of your head again? (No, Dread, no!) Well, the biggest man you ever did see was was just a baby. In this life (in this life), In this (in this life, oh sweet life): Coming in from the cold; We're coming in (coming in), coming in a (coming in), coming in (coming in), ooh! (coming in) Coming in from the cold! It's life (it's life), it's life (it's life), it's life (it's life): it's wa well! coming in from the cold! We're coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in) ooh (coming in), hey! (coming in), Coming in from the cold! It's you you you I'm talking Well, yes, you, bilyabong! (it's you); ew! you I'm talking to now. We e ell, why do you look so look so look so sad look so sad and forsaken? Don't you know: When one door is closed when one door is closed, many more is open? We e e ell, would you let the system get on top of your head again? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dread, no! Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman? No, Dread, no! We e e ell, would you make the system get on top of your head again? (No, Dread, no!) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Well, the biggest biggest man you ever ever Did a see was a was a once a baby. In this life, in this life, in this life, In this, oh, sweet life, We're (coming in from the cold) from the cold! We're coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), wo o! Yea ea eah! Coming in from the cold We're coming in a, coming in a, coming in a, coming in a! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea ea ea eah! Coming in from the cold Coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in) (coming in) (coming in) (coming in) from the from the cold! BOB MARLEY CONCRETE JUNGLE No sun will shine in my day today; (no sun will shine) The high yellow moon won't come out to play: (that high yellow moon won't come out to play) I said (darkness) darkness has covered my light, (and the stage) And the stage my day into night, yeah. Where is the love to be found? (oo ooh ooh) Won't someone tell me? 'Cause my (sweet life) life must be somewhere to be found (must be somewhere for me) Instead of concrete jungle (la la la!), Where the living is harder (la la!). Concrete jungle (la la la!): Man you got to do your (la la la!) best. Wo ooh, yeah. No chains around my feet, But I'm not free, oh ooh! I know I am bound here in captivity; G'yeah, now (never, never) I've never known happiness; (never, never) I've never known what sweet caress is Still, I'll be always laughing like a clown; Won't someone help me? 'Cause I (sweet life) I've got to pick myself from off the ground (must be somewhere for me), he yeah! In this a concrete jungle (la la la!): I said, what do you cry for me (la la!) now, o oh! Concrete jungle (la la la!), ah, won't you let me be (la la la!), now. Hey! Oh, now! Guitar solo I said that life (sweet life) it must be somewhere to be found (must be somewhere for me) Oh, instead: concrete jungle (la la!) collusion (la la!) confusion (confusion). Eh! Concrete jungle (la la!): baby, you've got it in. Concrete jungle (la la la!), now. Eh! Concrete jungle (la la la!). What do you stand(?) for me (la la!), now? BOB MARLEY COULD YOU BE LOVED Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved and be loved? Don't let them fool ya, Or even try to school ya! Oh, no! We've got a mind of our own, So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right! Love would never leave us alone, A yin the darkness there must come out to light. Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (The road of life is rocky and you may stumble too, So while you point your fingers someone else is judging you) Love your brotherman! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Don't let them change ya, oh! Or even rearrange ya! Oh, no! We've got a life to live. They say: only only only the fittest of the fittest shall survive Stay alive! Eh! Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry; No matter how you treat him, the man will never be satisfied.) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Say something!) Say something! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Uh! Say something! Come on! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) BOB MARLEY COULD YOU BE LOVED Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved and be loved? Don't let them fool ya, Or even try to school ya! Oh, no! We've got a mind of our own, So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right! Love would never leave us alone, A yin the darkness there must come out to light. Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (The road of life is rocky and you may stumble too, So while you point your fingers someone else is judging you) Love your brotherman! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Don't let them change ya, oh! Or even rearrange ya! Oh, no! We've got a life to live. They say: only only only the fittest of the fittest shall survive Stay alive! Eh! Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry; No matter how you treat him, the man will never be satisfied.) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Say something!) Say something! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Uh! Say something! Come on! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) BOB MARLEY CRAZY BALDHEADS Them crazy, them crazy We gonna chase those crazy Baldheads out of town; Chase those crazy baldheads Out of our town. I'n'I build a cabin; I'n'I plant the corn; Didn't my people before me Slave for this country? Now you look me with that scorn, Then you eat up all my corn. We gonna chase those crazy Chase them crazy Chase those crazy baldheads out of town! Scat singing Build your penitentiary, we build your schools, Brainwash education to make us the fools. Hate is your reward for our love, Telling us of your God above. We gonna chase those crazy Chase those crazy bunkheads Chase those crazy baldheads out of the yown! Instrumental break We gonna chase those crazy Chase those crazy bunkheads Chase those crazy baldheads out of the yown! Here comes the conman Coming with his con plan. We won't take no bribe; We've got [to] stay alive. We gonna chase those crazy Chase those crazy baldheads Chase those crazy baldheads out of the yown BOB MARLEY CRISIS They say the sun an a shines for all, But a yin some people world, it never shine at all. Mm mm mm. They say love is a stream that will find its course; I mean some a people think life is a dream So they making matters worse. But no matter what the crisis is; No matter what the crisis is: Doin' it, doin' it, doin' your thing! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Givin' it, givin' it, givin' it, givin' it! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) So so so much have been said, so little (been done) been done They still killin' killin' the people And they and they havin' (havin' their fun) havin' a havin' a lots of fun Killin' the people, oo yoo! (havin' fun) havin' their fun! They just want to be the leader In the 'ouse of the risin' sun. But no matter what the crisis is; Oh, no, oh, no no no what the crisis is: Do your live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Instrumental break They say the sun un un un shines for all, But a yin some people world, it never shine at all! They say love is a stream, That will find its course, and every river runs to sea; Some people still think life is a dream, So they so they makin' makin' it worse. No matter what the crisis is; No matter what the crisis is: Do it: live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) His mercies endureth for ever, yeah! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Oh, children, come on, and give Jah (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Children, come on, and give Jah (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) BOB MARLEY CRY TO ME (Ooh ooh, hoo hoo hoo! Ooh ooh hoo hoo!) Cry to me, now; You gonna cry to me, yeah! You're gonna walk back through the heartaches; You're gonna walk back through the pain; (Shed those) Shed those lonely teardrops: The reaction of your cheating game. You got to cry to me, now! You're gonna cry cry cry to me, yeah! Yeah! Lord knows how I get from the heartaches; Lord that leadeth me, yeah! And now I'm by the still water. You've got to cry to me, yea ea eah! You gonna cry to me now; You've got to cry cry cry to me, yeah! You're gonna spend those lonely hours. You're gonna shed those lonely tears; (Walk back) Walk back through the heartaches; (Walk back) Walk back through the pain; (Shed those) Shed those lonely teardrops: The reaction of your cheating game. You're gonna to cry to me, now! You got to cry cry cry to me, yeah! Saying, (don't know) don't know know how I get from the heartaches; (Lord that) Lord that leadeth me, yeah eah eah! (Shed those lonely teardrops) Now I'm by the still water; (The reaction of your cheating game) Gonna cry to me now, hey! (Cry) Cry (Cry) Cry BOB MARLEY DON'T ROCK THE BOAT Huh, please don't you rock my boat 'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' anyhow Please don't you rock my boat, no 'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' I'm tellin' you that, oh, ooh aah, I like it a like a this Can you miss? And you should know, ooh aah, when I like it a like a this Am I really it? Ooh yeah You satis satis satisfy my soul, morning time Evening cold, fy my soul Yes, I've been a tellin' you, bake me the sweetest cakes I'm happy inside all the time Oh, can't you see what you've done for me? Yeah You make me feel like when we bend them new corners We feel like sweepstake winners, yeah When we bend them new corners We feel like sweepstake winners And I said, oh, ooh aah, I like it a like a this Yes, I do And you should know, ooh aah, when I like it a like a this I've got it, just can't miss, ooh Satis satisfy my soul, darlin' Make me love you in the morning time, yeah If ever I treated you bad, make it up to me one time 'Cause I'm happy inside all the time I want you beside me, yeah, to be mine One thing you've got to do, is when a we holding hands together You've got to know that we love, a love each other, yeah And if every time you should walk away from me now Uh, you'll now I need your sympathy, yeah Can you see? Do you believe me? Oh, darlin', darlin', I'm callin', callin' Satisfy my soul, satisfy my soul Never, never, never give it up now All in the same boat Rockin' on the same route We gotta get together, join each other And can't you see what I've got for you? Yeah I'm happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, and not you can turn me blue now Come a little closer, satisfy my ... BOB MARLEY DUPPY CONQUEROR Yes, me friend, me friend Dem set me free again Yes, me friend, me friend Me deh 'pon street again The bars Yes, I've been accused Wrongly abused now But through the powers of the Most High They've got to turn me loose Yes, me friend, me good friend Dem set me free again, mm Yes, me friend Dem turn me loose again (Yes, me friend) Me friend, me friend, me friend We deh a street again Yes, me friend, me friend, me friend Dem set me free again BOB MARLEY EASY SKANKING Easy skanking (skankin' it easy); Easy skanking (skankin' it slow); Easy skanking (skankin' it easy); Easy skanking (skankin' it slow). Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff) Good God, I gotta take a lift: (lift) From reality I just can't drift; (drift) That's why I am staying with this riff. (riff) Take it easy (easy skankin');; Lord, I take it easy! (easy skankin');; Take it easy (easy skankin');; Got to take it easy (easy skankin');. See: we're takin' it easy (ooh wah da da da) We taking it slow, (ooh wah da da da) Takin' it easy (easy); Got to take it slow (slow slow) So take it easy (easy skankin' da da da da da da) Wo oh, take it easy (easy skankin'); Take it easy (easy skankin' da da da da da da) Take it easy. (easy skankin'); Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff) Oh, God, I gotta take a lift: (lift) From reality I just can't drift; (drift) That's why I am staying with this riff. (riff) Take it easy (takin' it easy); Got to take it easy (takin' it slow); Take it easy (takin' it easy); Skanky, take it easy (takin' it slow). Tell you what: herb for my wine; (ooh wa da da da) Honey for my strong drink; (ooh wa da da da) Herb for my wine; (ooh wa da da da) Honey for my strong drink. I shake it easy (takin' it easy); Skanky, take it easy (skankin' it slow); Take it (takin' it easy) easy; Take it (skankin' it slow) easy; Take it easy (takin' it easy); Oh oh ooh! (skankin' it slow); Little bit easier (takin' it easy); Skanky, take it easy (skankin' it slow). Take it easy! Take it easy! Take it easy! BOB MARLEY EXODUS Exodus: Movement of Jah people! Oh oh oh, yea eah! ....... Men and people will fight ya down (Tell me why!) When ya see Jah light. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!) Let me tell you if you're not wrong; (Then, why?) Everything is all right. So we gonna walk all right! through de roads of creation: We the generation (Tell me why!) (Trod through great tribulation) trod through great tribulation. Exodus, all right! Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! O oo, yeah! All right! Exodus: Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! Yeah yeah yeah, well! Uh! Open your eyes and look within: Are you satisfied (with the life you're living)? Uh! We know where we're going, uh! We know where we're from. We're leaving Babylon, We're going to our Father land. 2, 3, 4: Exodus: movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! (Movement of Jah people!) Send us another brother Moses! (Movement of Jah people!) From across the Red Sea! (Movement of Jah people!) Send us another brother Moses! (Movement of Jah people!) From across the Red Sea! Movement of Jah people! Instrumental break Exodus, all right! Oo oo ooh! Oo ooh! Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! Exodus! Exodus! All right! Exodus! Now, now, now, now! Exodus! Exodus! Oh, yea ea ea ea ea ea eah! Exodus! Exodus! All right! Exodus! Uh uh uh uh! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Open your eyes and look within: Are you satisfied with the life you're living? We know where we're going; We know where we're from. We're leaving Babylon, y'all! We're going to our Father's land. Exodus, all right! Movement of Jah people! Exodus: movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Jah come to break downpression, Rule equality, Wipe away transgression, Set the captives free. Exodus, all right, all right! Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! Exodus: movement of Jah people! Oh, now, now, now, now! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Uh uh uh uh! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Movement of Jah people! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! BOB MARLEY FOREVER LOVING JAH Wo o o o! Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya! Woy oh! Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah! Oh! (We'll be forever loving Jah; We'll be forever loving Jah!) Some they say see them walking up the street; They say we're going wrong to all the people we meet; But a we won't worry, we won't shed no tears: We found a way to cast away the fears, Forever, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) Forever, yes, and forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) There'll be no end. So, old man river, don't cry for me; A have got a running stream of love you see. So, no matter what stages oh stages Stages stages they put us through, We'll never be blue No matter what rages, oh rages, Changes rages they put us through, We'll never be blue: We'll be forever, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) Forever, and ever, yes, and forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) 'Cause there is no end. 'Cause only a fool lean upon Lean upon his own misunderstanding, oh ho, oh, yeah! And then what has been hidden From the wise and the prudent Been revealed to the babe and the suckling In everyt'ing, in every way, I say, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) 'Cause just like a tree planted planted by the rivers of water That bringeth forth fruits bringeth forth fruits in due season; Everything in life got its purpose, Find its reason in every season, Forever, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) On and on and on! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever, yes, yes we'll be forever. (We'll be forever loving Jah) BOB MARLEY FUSSING AND FIGHTING Why's this fussing and a fighting? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know Why's this bumping and a boring? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know now We should really love each other (love each other) In peace and harmony (peace and harmony), ooh Instead, we're fussing and fighting (fussing and fighting) And them workin' iniquity (... iniquity) Why's this fussing and a fighting? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know (... know), I wanna know now Why's this cheating and backbiting? (I wanna know ...) I wanna know, oh, Lord, I wanna know now (Stop your fussing and fighting, stop your fussing and fighting) (Stop your fussing and fighting, stop your fussing and fighting) We should really love each other (love each other) In peace and harmony (peace and harmony) Instead, instead, we're fussing and fighting (fussing and fighting) Like we ain't supposed to be (... supposed to be), tell me why Why's this fussing and a fighting? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know, someone, please Why's this (... bumping and ...) bumping and boring? (I wanna ...) I wanna know (... I wanna know), Lord, tell me now ... BOB MARLEY GET UP, STAND UP Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight! Preacherman, don't tell me, Heaven is under the earth. I know you don't know What life is really worth. It's not all that glitters is gold; 'Alf the story has never been told: So now you see the light, eh! Stand up for your rights. Come on! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight! Most people think, Great God will come from the skies, Take away everything And make everybody feel high. But if you know what life is worth, You will look for yours on earth: And now you see the light, You stand up for your rights. Jah! Get up, stand up! (Jah, Jah!) Stand up for your rights! (Oh hoo!) Get up, stand up! (Get up, stand up!) Don't give up the fight! (Life is your right!) Get up, stand up! (So we can't give up the fight!) Stand up for your rights! (Lord, Lord!) Get up, stand up! (Keep on struggling on!) Don't give up the fight! (Yeah!) We sick an' tired of a your ism skism game Dyin' 'n' goin' to heaven in a Jesus' name, Lord. We know when we understand: Almighty God is a living man. You can fool some people sometimes, But you can't fool all the people all the time. So now we see the light (What you gonna do?), We gonna stand up for our rights! (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) So you better: Get up, stand up! (In the morning! Git it up!) Stand up for your rights! (Stand up for our rights!) Get up, stand up! Don't give up the fight! (Don't give it up, don't give it up!) Get up, stand up! (Get up, stand up!) Stand up for your rights! (Get up, stand up!) Get up, stand up! ( ... ) Don't give up the fight! (Get up, stand up!) Get up, stand up! ( ... ) Stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up! Don't give up the fight! BOB MARLEY GIVE THANKS AND PRAISES Give thanks and praises to the Most I (Jah!); Give thanks and praises so high (so high). He will not deceive us my brethren; He will only lead us again (again): Oh, take that veil from off of your eyes; Look into the future of realize. Noah had three sons, Ham, Shem and Japhet (Ham, Shem and Japhet); And in Ham is known to be the Prophet. Glory to Jah, the Prophet is come (through all these ages); Glory to Jah, the Prophet has come (through all these stages). When my soul was hurtin' deep within, And I'm worrying to be free, desperately, yeah. So guide and protect I'n'I, O Jah Jah, Through all these ages; Guide and protect I'n'I, O Jah Jah, Through all these stages. Rastafari is his Name (Jah!) Rastafari is his Name (Jah!). If Jah didn't love I (love I), If I didn't love I (love I), If Jah didn't love I (love I), If I didn't love I, Would I be around today? Would I be around to say: Give thanks and praises, give thanks and praises; Give thanks and praises, give thanks and praises; Give thanks and praises, give thanks and praises. BOB MARLEY GUILTINESS Guiltiness (talkin' 'bout guiltiness) Pressed on their conscience. Oh yeah. And they live their lives (they live their lives) On false pretence everyday each and everyday. Yeah. These are the big fish Who always try to eat down the small fish, just the small fish. I tell you what: they would do anything To materialize their every wish. Oh yeah eah eah eah. Say: Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sorrow! Oh, yeah eah! Oh, yeah eah eah eah! Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. These are the big fish Who always try to eat down the small fish, just the small fish. I tell you what: they would do anything To materialize their every wish. Oh, yeah eah eah eah eah eah. But: Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow! Oh, yeah eah! Oh yeah e e e e e! Guiltiness. Oh yeah. Ah! They'll eat the bread of sorrow everyday BOB MARLEY HALLELUJAH TIME Hear the children cryin', but I know they cry not in vain. Now the times are changin'; love has come to bloom again. Smelling the air when spring comes by raindrops reminds us of youthful days. But now it's not rain that water the cane crops, but the sweat from man's brow; the substance from our spine. We gotta keep on living, living on borrowed time: Hallelujah time! Yes, you can hear the children singing: Hallelujah time! As they go singing by and by: Hallelujah time! Oh, hallelujah singing in the morning. Hallelujah time! Let them sing; don't let them cry. Over rocks and mountains the sheep are scattered all around. Over hills and valleys, they are everywhere to be found. But though we bear our burdens now, All afflictions got to end somehow: From swinging the hammer, pulling the plough. Why won't you let us be, to live in harmony? We like to be free like birds in a tree. Hallelujah time! Yes, you can hear the children singing. Hallelujah time! Yes, as they go singing by and by. Hallelujah time! Oh hallelujah singing in the morning. Let them sing; never let them cry. Hallelujah time! Hallelujah singin' in the morning. BOB MARLEY I KNOW Wo, man, deh you are! When the race gets hard to run, It means you just can't take the pace. When it's time to have your fun, You find the tears run on down through your face, Then you stop and think a little: Are you the victim of the system? Anyday now they gon' let you down; Remember, Natty will be there To see you through. (I) And ain't it good to know (know) now: Jah will be waiting there. (I) Ain't it doggone good to know (know) , you all; Jah will be waiting there. Wait in Summer, wait in Spring, Wait in Autumn, Winter thing, [*Tribe] goes up, all the tribe goes down: Bring my children from the end of d'earth Many a time I sit and wonder why This race so so very hard to run, Then I say to my soul: take courage, Battle to be won, Like a ship that's tossed and driven, Battered by the angry sea, yea eah! Say the tide of time was raging; Don't let the fury fall on me, no, no! (I) 'Cause I know (know) know: Jah will be waiting there; (I) Ain't it good to know (know) now: Jah will be waiting there. Wo oo o oo o! Ooh, yeah! Lost and found, who speak I give; Lost and found, who speak I give; Speak I give, lost and found. Lost and found, who speak I give; Lost and found, who speak I give BOB MARLEY I SHOT THE SHERIFF (I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh! I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo ooh.) Yeah! All around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy. But I say: Oh, now, now. Oh! (I shot the sheriff.) the sheriff. (But I swear it was in selfdefence.) Oh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo oh) Yeah! I say: I shot the sheriff Oh, Lord! (And they say it is a capital offence.) Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo oh) Yeah! Sheriff John Brown always hated me, For what, I don't know: Every time I plant a seed, He said kill it before it grow He said kill them before they grow. And so: Read it in the news: (I shot the sheriff.) Oh, Lord! (But I swear it was in self defence.) Where was the deputy? (Oo oo oh) I say: I shot the sheriff, But I swear it was in selfdefence. (Oo oh) Yeah! Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town, yeah! All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown Aiming to shoot me down, So I shot I shot I shot him down and I say: If I am guilty I will pay. (I shot the sheriff,) But I say (But I didn't shoot no deputy), I didn't shoot no deputy (oh, no oh), oh no! (I shot the sheriff.) I did! But I didn't shoot no deputy. Oh! (Oo oo ooh) Reflexes had got the better of me And what is to be must be: Every day the bucket a go a well, One day the bottom a go drop out, One day the bottom a go drop out. I say: I I I I shot the sheriff. Lord, I didn't shot the deputy. Yeah! I I (shot the sheriff) But I didn't shoot no deputy, yeah! No, yeah! BOB MARLEY IS THIS LOVE I wanna love you and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah! for Jah provide the bread. Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? I wanna know wanna know wanna know now! I got to know got to know got to know now! I I I I I I I I I I'm willing and able, So I throw my cards on your table! I wanna love you I wanna love and treat love and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together, yeah! with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter, yeah, oh now! of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah! for Jah provide the bread. Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? Wo o o oah! Oh yes, I know; yes, I know yes, I know now! Yes, I know; yes, I know yes, I know now! I I I I I I I I I I'm willing and able, So I throw my cards on your table! See: I wanna love ya, I wanna love and treat ya love and treat ya right. I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together, with a roof right over our heads! We'll share the shelter of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah! Jah provide the bread. We'll share the shelter of my single bed BOB MARLEY JAMMIN' Ooh, yeah! All right! We're jammin': I wanna jam it wid you. We're jammin', jammin', And I hope you like jammin', too. Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow: I'n'I will see you through, 'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice, Jammin' till the jam is through. We're jammin' To think that jammin' was a thing of the past; We're jammin', And I hope this jam is gonna last. No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow; Neither can be bought nor sold. We all defend the right; Jah Jah children must unite: Your life is worth much more than gold. We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'); And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord; We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin');, We're jammin' right straight from Yah. Yeh! Holy Mount Zion; Holy Mount Zion: Jah sitteth in Mount Zion And rules all creation. Yeah, we're we're jammin' (wotcha wa), Wotcha wa wa wa, we're jammin' (wotcha wa), See, I wanna jam it wid you We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'); I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too. Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide To keep you satisfied. True love that now exist is the love I can't resist, So jam by my side. We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin');, yeah eah eah! I wanna jam it wid you. We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin'; Hope you like jammin', too. We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin');, We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin');. I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you) I wanna I wanna jam wid you now. Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too). Eh eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin', 'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you. I like I hope you I hope you like jammin', too. I wanna jam it; I wanna jam it. BOB MARLEY JOHNNY WAS (Wo o o o! Wo o o o! Wooo!) Woman hold her head and cry, 'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died From a stray bullet. Woman hold her head and cry; Explaining to her was a passerby Who saw the woman cry (cry) Wondering how can she work it out, Now she knows that the wages of sin is death, yeah! Gift of Jah is life. (life) She cried: Ah um, I I know! Johnny was a good man, I I know! (never did a thing wrong) Johnny was a good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good man , (Johnny was good man) she cried she crie ie ie ie ie ie ie ied! Wo ooh! Woman hold her head and cry, As her son had been shot down in the street and died Just because of the system. (system) Woman hold her head and cry; Comforting her I was passing by. She complained, then she cry: Oh ooh wo ah, cry (ah ah), yeah, I know now (ah ah), no I know, I know now: (Johnny was a good man) Said I know, mm mm mm mm mm. (Never did a thing wrong) Ah! Ah! (Johnny was a good man) Can a woman tender care, she cried, (Never did a thing wrong) Cease towards the child she bear? (Johnny was a good man) Wo ho ho ooh! Woman cry, woman (Never did a thing wrong) She cried, wo oh! She cried, yeah! (Johnny was a good man) Can a woman tender care Cease towards the child she bear? (Never did a thing wrong) Wo now, cry! (Johnny was a good man) BOB MARLEY JUMP NYABINGHI (Hallelu Jah!) (Hallelu Jah!) Love to see when ya move in the rhythm; I love to see, when you're dancin' from within! It gives great joy to feel such sweet togetherness, Everyone doin' and they're doing their best Huh, it remind I of the days in Jericho, When we troddin' down Jericho walls: These are the days when we'll trod t'rough Babylon, (na na, na na) Gonna trod until Babylon falls. Sing your song yah! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! ... (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! ... (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! We've got the herb (got it!), We've got the herb (got it!), We've got the herb (got it!), So hand I the suru board, 'Cause most of all we ain't got nothing to lose. We e e ey! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! A little bit loud[er]! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump, Nyabinghi!) Love to see when ya groove with the riddim, 'Cause I love to when you're dancing from within! It gives great joy to see such sweet togetherness, 'Cause everyone's doin' and they're doing their best. 'Cause it remind me of the days in Jericho When we troddin' down Jericho walls! These are the days when we'll trod through Babylon, We keep on troddin' until Babylon falls! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! BOB MARLEY KAYA Wake up and turn me loose Wake up and turn me loose Wake up and turn me loose For the rain is falling Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now For the rain is falling I'm so high, I even touch the sky Above the falling rain I feel so good in my neighbourhood, so Here I come again Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now For the rain is falling Feelin' irie I Feelin' irie I Feelin' irie I 'Cause I have some kaya now I feel so high, I even touch the sky Above the falling rain I feel so good in my neighbourhood, so Here I come again Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now, Lord For the rain is falling (Kaya now, kaya, kaya) Huh BOB MARLEY KEEP ON MOVING Lord, I've got to keep on moving Lord, I've got to get on down Lord, I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord, they're coming after me I've been accused for the killin' Lord knows I didn't do For hangin' me, they are willin', yeah, yeah And that's why I've got to get on thru Lord, they're coming after me (a one more time) (I say) Lord, I've got to keep on moving Lord, I've got to get on down Lord, I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord, they're coming after me (Now, listen) I've got two boys and a woman They're just gonna suffer now Lord, forgive me for not goin' back But I'll be there anyhow I'll be there anyhow (one more time) (I say) Lord, I've got to keep on moving Lord, I've got to get on down Lord, I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord, they're coming after me Now, maybe someday I'll find a piece of land Somewhere not by near anyone Then I'll send for my love, love, love, love, sweet woman And my two grown up son My two grown up son (yeah, yeah ...) (I say now) Lord I've got to keep on moving ... BOB MARLEY KINKY REGGAE Uh, ah oh oh! I went downtown, (I went downtown) I saw Miss Brown; (said, I saw Miss Brown) She had brown sugar (had brown sugar) All over her booga wooga. (over her booga wooga) I think I might join the fun, (I might join the fun) But I had to hit and run. (had to hit and run) See I just can't settle down (just can't settle down) In a kinky part of town. Ride on; Don't you know I've got to (ride on), oh baby, Ride on; see I just can't settle down. (ride on) Oh, I'm a leavin' town. (kinky reggae) Kinky reggae, take me away! (kinky reggae, now) Kinky reggae, now! Oh, kinky reggae; all I've got to say, kinky reggae, now! Kinky reggae, oh baby! Kinky reggae, now! It's gonna be kinky reggae (keep it up). Kinky reggae, now! An' I would say: ride on, ride on, ride on (ride on)! Oh, ride on, baby! Ride on, come on, woo o o! (ride on) Wo now! Eh! I went down to Piccadilly Circus; (ooh ooh ooh) Down there I saw Marcus: (oo oo oo ooh) He had a candy tar (ooh ooh ooh) All over his chocolate bar. (oo oo oo ooh) I think I might join the fun, (I might join the fun) But I had to hit and run. (had to hit and run) See I just can't settle down (just can't settle down) In a kinky, kinky part of town. Nice one; that's what they say, (nice one) But I'm leavin' you today. (nice one) Oh, darlin', please don't pay: (nice one) Mama say mama say. Kinky reggae kinky reggae, uh! Kinky reggae, now! Take it or leave it! Kinky reggae, believe it! Kinky reggae, now! Kinky reggae it's gonna be: kinky reggae! Kinky reggae, now! Cuka yeah, now! Kinky reggae sca ba dool ya bung, baby! Kinky reggae, now, oh oh ooh! (Ride on!) Ride on! Come on, yeah! (Ride on) Riding on riding on! Ride on, kinky reggae. Come on, ride on! Eh! Eh! Kinky, kinky, kinky as kinky (kinky reggae) can be ! Reggae! Eh! Kinky reggae! Let me hear ya say, now: kinky reggae, now. Oh! Kinky reggae! Kinky reggae, now! Kick it away! Kinky reggae kick it away, now! Kinky reggae, now, oh! Ride on! BOB MARLEY LIVELY UP YOURSELF Lively up yourself and don't be no drag Lively up yourself, 'cause this is the other bag Hey, lively up yourself and don't be no drag You lively up yourself, dig it, the other bag Hey, you rock so, you rock so, like you never did before You dip so, you dip so, and you can dip thru my door You come so, you come so, oh yeah, like I do adore you You skank so, you skank so, and a I can assure you You can lively up yourself and don't be no drag Hey, you lively up yourself, can you dig it? Hey (you rock so, you rock so), like you never did before You dip so, you dip so, can you dig it? You lively up yourself and don't be no drag You lively up yourself, 'cause this is the other bag Hey, lively up yourself Lively up yourself, other bag Can you dig it? Can you dig it? ... En seguida me subo la 2da parte

Cancionero De Bob Marley Para todos los ke les gusta este gran personaje de la musica y del Reggea! espero ke le guste BOB MARLEY 400 YEARS 400 years (400 years, 400 years. Wo o o o) And it's the same The same (wo o o o) philosophy I've said it's four hundred years; (400 years, 400 years. Wo o o o, wo o o o) Look, how long (wo o o o) And the people they (wo o o o) still can't see. Why do they fight against the poor youth of today? And without these youths, they would be gone All gone astray Come on, let's make a move: (make a move, make a move. Wo o o o, wo o o o) I can (wo o o o) see time (wo o o o) time has come, And if a fools don't see (fools don't see, fools don't see. Wo o o o) I can't save the youth: The youth (wo o o o) is gonna be strong. So, won't you come with me; I'll take you to a land of liberty Where we can live live a good, good life And be free. Look how long: 400 years, (400 years, 400 years) Way too long! (wo o o o) That's the reason my people (wo o o o) my people can't see. Said, it's four hundred long years (400 years, 400 years. Wo o o o) Give me patience (wo o o o) same philosophy. It's been 400 years, (400 years, 400 years) Wait so long! Wo o o o, wo o o o. How long? 400 long, long years. BOB MARLEY AFRICA UNITE Ziya po ya ya, pa pa ya pa! Ti da lee, na po po pu du loo! Ste na peh na na po po ro po! Africa unite: 'Cause we're moving right out of Babylon, And we're going to our Father's land, yea ea. How good and how pleasant it would be before God and man, yea eah! To see the unification of all Africans, yeah! As it's been said a'ready, let it be done, yeah! We are the children of the Rastaman; We are the children of the Iyaman. So o, Africa unite: 'Cause the children (Africa unite) wanna come home. Africa unite: 'Cause we're moving right out of Babylon, yea, And we're grooving to our Father's land, yea ea. How good and how pleasant it would be before God and man To see the unification of all Rastaman, yeah. As it's been said a'ready, let it be done! I tell you who we are under the sun: We are the children of the Rastaman; We are the children of the Iyaman. So o: Africa unite, Afri Africa unite, yeah! Unite for the benefit (Africa unite) for the benefit of your people! Unite for it's later (Africa unite) than you think! Unite for the benefit (Africa unite) of my children! Unite for it's later (Africa uniting) than you think! Africa awaits (Africa unite) its creators! Africa awaiting (Africa uniting) its Creator! Africa, you're my (Africa unite) forefather cornerstone! Unite for the Africans (Africa uniting) abroad! Unite for the Africans (Africa unite) a yard! BOB MARLEY AFRICAN HERBSMAN All twinklin' lee Can't see the right rose when the streams abate The old slave men might grind slow But it grinds fine, yeah African herbsman, why linger on? Just concentrate, 'cause heaven lives on Greet I eth slave men will look with a scorn With a transplanted heart (yes, how quick they had to part) (... how quick they had to part) The remembrance of today Is the sad feelin' of tomorrow (... how quick ...) Oh (... part), oh yeah African herbsman, seize your time I'm takin' illusion on the edge of my mind I'm takin' losers down thru my life Down thru my life, yeah (yes, how quick they had to part) (... how quick they had to part) Dideh part, yes, they part In remembrance of today (... how quick they had to part) African herbsman, why linger on? Just concentrate, 'cause your heaven lives on Greet I eth slave men will look with a scorn With a transplanted heart, yes, how (... quick they have to part) (... how quick they have to part) In remembrance of today Brings sad feelings of tomorrow (Yes, how quick they have to ...) Lead me on, oh, Lord, I pray to you (African herbsman) (African herbsman) African, African herbsman ... BOB MARLEY ALL IN ONE Bend down low Let me tell you what I know now Bend down low Let me tell you what I know, what I know, what I know Long time, we no have no nice time Doo yoo doo dun doo, yeah, think about that Long, long, long, long time, we no have no nice time Doo yoo doo dun doo, yeah, think about that, mm One love, one heart Let's get together and feel alright One love, hear my plea, one heart Give thanks and praise to the Lord, and I will feel alright Simmer down, you lickin' too hot, so Simmer down, soon you'll get dropped, so Simmer down, man, you hear what I say? After he Breaks your heart Then you'll be sad, so sad And then your teardrops start I tell you, then you'll know how It hurts to be alone Oh, what a (... feeling ...), what a feeling (... be blue) Oh, what a feeling, oh, what a feeling (Oh, what a feeling to be blue) Have you ever had a lonesome feeling? This was cause thru love and affection This was cause thru love and affection This was cause thru love and affection Mm, feel them spirit I'm gonna put it on Feel them spirit I'm gonna put it on Yes, my friend We're in the streets again Yes, my friend Dem set we free again ... BOB MARLEY AMBUSH IN THE NIGHT (Ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa!) See them fighting for power (ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa!), But they know not the hour (ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa!),; So they bribing with their guns, spare parts and money, Trying to belittle our Integrity now. They say what we know Is just what they teach us; And we're so ignorant 'Cause every time they can reach us (shoobe, doo wa) Through political strategy (shoo be, doo wa); They keep us hungry (shoobe, doo wa), And when you gonna get some food (shoobe, doo wa), Your brother got to be your enemy, we e ell! Ambush in the night, All guns aiming at me; Ambush in the night, They opened fire on me now. Ambush in the night, Protected by His Majesty. Ooh wee, ooh wee. Ooh wa ooh! (Ooh wee) Ooh wee, ooh wee (ooh wa), Ooh wa! Ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa ooh! Ooh wee, ooh wee, ooh wa ah! Well, what we know Is not what they tell us; We're not ignorant, I mean it, And they just cannot touch us; Through the powers of the Most I (shoobe, doo wa), We keep on surfacin' (shoobe, doo wa); Thru the powers of the Most I (shoobe, doo wa), We keep on survivin'. Yeah, this ambush in the night Planned by society; Ambush in the night; They tryin' to conquer me; Ambush in the night Anyt'ing money can bring; Ambush in the night Planned by society; Ambush in the night BOB MARLEY BABYLON SYSTEM We refuse to be What you wanted us to be; We are what we are: That's the way (way) it's going to be. You don't know! You can't educate I For no equal opportunity: (Talkin' 'bout my freedom) Talkin' 'bout my freedom, People freedom (freedom) and liberty! Yeah, we've been trodding on the winepress much too long: Rebel, rebel! Yes, we've been trodding on the winepress much too long: Rebel, rebel! Babylon system is the vampire, yea! (vampire) Suckin' the children day by day, yeah! Me say: de Babylon system is the vampire, falling empire, Suckin' the blood of the sufferers, yea ea ea ea e ah! Building church and university, wo o ooh, yeah! Deceiving the people continually, yea ea! Me say them graduatin' thieves and murderers; Look out now: they suckin' the blood of the sufferers (sufferers). Yea ea ea! (sufferers) Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth right now! Come on and tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Tell the children the truth; Come on and tell the children the truth. 'Cause 'cause we've been trodding on ya winepress much too long: Rebel, rebel! And we've been taken for granted much too long: Rebel, rebel now! (Trodding on the winepress) Trodding on the winepress (rebel): got to rebel, y'all (rebel)! We've been trodding on the winepress much too long ye e ah! (rebel) Yea e ah! (rebel) Yeah! Yeah! From the very day we left the shores (trodding on the winepress) Of our Father's land (rebel), We've been trampled on (rebel), Oh now! (we've been oppressed, yeah!) Lord, Lord, go to ... BOB MARLEY BAD CARD You a go tired fe see me face; Can't get me out of the race. Oh, man, you said I'm in your place And then you draw bad cyard A make you draw bad cyard, And then you draw bad cyard. Propaganda spreading over my name; Say you wanna bring another life to shame. Oh, man, you just a playing a game And then you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard. I want to disturb my neighbour, 'Cause I'm feelin' so right; I want to turn up my disco, Blow them to full watts tonight, eh! In a rub a dub style, in a rub a dub style, In a rub a dub style, in a rub a dub style. 'Cause we guarding the palace so majestic; Guarding the palace so realistic! Them a go tired to see we face (oh yeah!), Me say them can't get we out of the race; Oh, man, it's just a big disgrace. The way you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); The way you make wrong moves (make wrong moves); The way you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard (draw bad cyard); A make you draw bad cyard In a rub a dub style, rub a dub style, In a rub a dub style BOB MARLEY BEND DOWN LOW Bend down low, let me tell you what I know now; Bend down low, let me tell you what I know. Oh! Fisherman row to reap what you sow now; Oh, tell you all I know (Oo oh!), you've got to let me go now (Oo oh!), And all you've got to do: (Bend down low) Oh yeah! Let me tell you what I know; Bend down low, let me tell you what I know. Oh yeah! You keep on knockin', but you can't come in. I get to understand you been livin' in sin, But if you love me, woman, walk right in. I've got a notch for your safety pin, But bend down low. Instrumental break Keep on knockin', but you can't come in. I get to understand you been livin' in sin, But walk right in, woman, sit right down. I will keep on lovin' you; I play the clown. But bend down low, baby, let me tell you what I know; Bend down low, let me tell you what I know, yeah! Let me tell you, baby! Let me tell ya Knock on, babe! Just won't let ya in! You been livin' in sin. Knock on! BOB MARLEY BLACKMAN REDEMPTION Woy a, Natty Congo: A Dreadlock Congo I! Woy a, Natty Congo: A Blackman Redemption! Woy yo, yo oo wo oo! A Blackman Redemption! Woy yo, wo oo wo oo! No need no need to get jumpy; No need and a no need to get bumpy, And a no need and a no need to get bumpy; No nee nee nee nee nee nee nee need to get jumpy! Youth and youth agree to: Cool runnings; can you dig it? Cool runnings; yeah, one more time! A beg ya: Cool runnings; can you stop it? Cool runnings: Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out. Tell you about the Blackman Redemption; can you dig it? (Oh, yeah!) A Blackman Redemption; can you stop it? Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Coming from the root of King David Through to the line of Solomon, His Imperial Majesty is the Power of Authority: Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out, Spread, spread out. Instrumental break No need no need no need to get jumpy, And a no need and a no need to walk away. Let me tell bout ya: Cool runnings, can you dig it? Cool runnings: it's one more time we want it; Cool runnings; Cool runnings; Spread out, spread out, Spread out, spread out, Spread out. Spread out, spread out. Spread out, spread out. It's just a Blackman Redemption Can you dig it (wo yeah!) Good, Lord! Good, Lord! Good, Lord! Blackman Redemption, can you stop it? Oh, no! Oh, no! Blackman redemption BOB MARLEY BRAIN WASHING Ooh ooh Old Mr. Joe, he build a house away On top of some hill Old Mr. Joe knew he had to go, so he He got right down and wrote bank will He say now, here's to mother hen And her chicken, Lord have mercy now Master, will you take a roll in the mud Like you know you should? The old barnyard, the old barnyard Birds and the chick, ooh wee Who's got to watch out for brother mongoose With his top hap and walking stick? It's just the poor's brain washing (Poor's ...) They told me a long time ago, It's just the poor's brain washing, ooh wee (Poor's brain washing) Now look at a thing like this Cinderella and her long lost fellow In the midnight hour, she lost her silver slipper Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall While Jack and Jill had themselves a fall It's just the poor's (... brain washing) And I don't need it no longer (... washing) It's just the poor's brain washing Coming through to a poor man's child, ooh wee, look at this Little Miss Muffet she sat on a tuffet While Little Red Riding Hood delivered her grandmom's food Ooh wee ooh wee Ooh wee, look at one more thing like this The cow jumping over the moon While the dish got jealous, he grabbed the handy spoon It's just the poor's brain washing And I don't need it no longer, I don't want it no longer I don't need it no longer (...washing) And I don't care for no more brain washing (... washing) ... BOB MARLEY BUFFALO SOLDIER Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta: There was a Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America, Stolen from Africa, brought to America, Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival. I mean it, when I analyze the stench To me it makes a lot of sense: How the Dreadlock Rasta was the Buffalo Soldier, And he was taken from Africa, brought to America, Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival. Said he was a Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America. If you know your history, Then you would know where you coming from, Then you wouldn't have to ask me, Who the 'eck do I think I am. I'm just a Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America, Stolen from Africa, brought to America, Said he was fighting on arrival, fighting for survival; Said he was a Buffalo Soldier win the war for America. Dreadie, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Buffalo Soldier troddin' through the land, wo ho ooh! Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand, Troddin' through the land, yea hea, yea ea. Said he was a Buffalo Soldier win the war for America; Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta, Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival; Driven from the mainland to the heart of the Caribbean. Singing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Troddin' through San Juan in the arms of America; Troddin' through Jamaica, a Buffalo Soldier Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival: Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta. Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy yoy yoy, Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy! BOB MARLEY BURNIN' AND LOOTIN' This morning I woke up in a curfew; O God, I was a prisoner, too yeah! Could not recognize the faces standing over me; They were all dressed in uniforms of brutality. Eh! How many rivers do we have to cross, Before we can talk to the boss? Eh! All that we got, it seems we have lost; We must have really paid the cost. (That's why we gonna be) Burnin' and a lootin' tonight; (Say we gonna burn and loot) Burnin' and a lootin' tonight; (One more thing) Burnin' all pollution tonight; (Oh, yeah, yeah) Burnin' all illusion tonight. Oh, stop them! Give me the food and let me grow; Let the Roots Man take a blow. All them drugs gonna make you slow now; It's not the music of the ghetto. Eh! Weeping and a wailin' tonight; (Who can stop the tears?) Weeping and a wailin' tonight; (We've been suffering these long, long a years!) Weeping and a wailin' tonight (Will you say cheer?) Weeping and a wailin' tonight (But where?) Give me the food and let me grow; Let the Roots Man take a blow. I must say: all them all them drugs gonna make you slow; It's not the music of the ghetto. We gonna be burning and a looting tonight; (To survive, yeah!) Burning and a looting tonight; (Save your baby lives) Burning all pollution tonight; (Pollution, yeah, yeah!) Burning all illusion tonight (Lord a, Lord a, Lord a, Lord!) Burning and a looting tonight; Burning and a looting tonight; Burning all pollution tonight. BOB MARLEY CHANT DOWN BABYLON Come we go burn down Babylon one more time (Come we go burn down Babylon one more time); Come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon); For them soft! Yes, them soft! (ah yoy!) Them soft! Yes, them soft! (ah yoy!) So come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon)! Men see their dreams and aspiration a Crumble in front of their face, And all of their wicked intention To destroy the human race. And how I know and how I know and that's how I know: A Reggae Music, mek we chant down Babylon; With music, mek we chant down Babylon; This music, mek we chant down Babylon; This music, come we chant down Babylon. Come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon one more time); Come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon); For them soft! Yes, them soft! (ah yoy!) Them soft! Me say, Them soft! (ah yoy!) So come we go chant down Babylon one more time (Come we go chant down Babylon)! Me say, Music you're music you're the key, Talk to who? Please talk to me, Bring the voice of of the Rastaman, Communicating to 'cating to everyone. How I (know) how I know, how I (know) how I know And that's how I know: A Reggae Music, chant down chant down chant down Babylon, Chant down Babylon, chant down Babylon, Chant down Babylon! Reggae Music, chant down Babylon! Reggae Music, chant down Babylon! Reggae Music, chant down Babylon! Reggae Music! (chant down Babylon) BOB MARLEY COMING IN FROM THE COLD In this life, in this life, in this life, In this, oh sweet life: We're (we're coming in from the cold); We're coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), Coming in from the cold. It's you it's you it's you I'm talkin' to Well, you (it's you) you (it's you) you I'm talking to now. Why do you look so sad and forsaken? When one door is closed, don't you know other is open? Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman? No, no, no, no, no, no! No, Dread, no! Would you make the system make you kill your brotherman? (No, Dread, no!) Would you make the system get on top of your head again? (No, Dread, no!) Well, the biggest man you ever did see was was just a baby. In this life (in this life), In this (in this life, oh sweet life): Coming in from the cold; We're coming in (coming in), coming in a (coming in), coming in (coming in), ooh! (coming in) Coming in from the cold! It's life (it's life), it's life (it's life), it's life (it's life): it's wa well! coming in from the cold! We're coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in) ooh (coming in), hey! (coming in), Coming in from the cold! It's you you you I'm talking Well, yes, you, bilyabong! (it's you); ew! you I'm talking to now. We e ell, why do you look so look so look so sad look so sad and forsaken? Don't you know: When one door is closed when one door is closed, many more is open? We e e ell, would you let the system get on top of your head again? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dread, no! Would you let the system make you kill your brotherman? No, Dread, no! We e e ell, would you make the system get on top of your head again? (No, Dread, no!) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Well, the biggest biggest man you ever ever Did a see was a was a once a baby. In this life, in this life, in this life, In this, oh, sweet life, We're (coming in from the cold) from the cold! We're coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in), wo o! Yea ea eah! Coming in from the cold We're coming in a, coming in a, coming in a, coming in a! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea ea ea eah! Coming in from the cold Coming in (coming in), coming in (coming in) (coming in) (coming in) (coming in) from the from the cold! BOB MARLEY CONCRETE JUNGLE No sun will shine in my day today; (no sun will shine) The high yellow moon won't come out to play: (that high yellow moon won't come out to play) I said (darkness) darkness has covered my light, (and the stage) And the stage my day into night, yeah. Where is the love to be found? (oo ooh ooh) Won't someone tell me? 'Cause my (sweet life) life must be somewhere to be found (must be somewhere for me) Instead of concrete jungle (la la la!), Where the living is harder (la la!). Concrete jungle (la la la!): Man you got to do your (la la la!) best. Wo ooh, yeah. No chains around my feet, But I'm not free, oh ooh! I know I am bound here in captivity; G'yeah, now (never, never) I've never known happiness; (never, never) I've never known what sweet caress is Still, I'll be always laughing like a clown; Won't someone help me? 'Cause I (sweet life) I've got to pick myself from off the ground (must be somewhere for me), he yeah! In this a concrete jungle (la la la!): I said, what do you cry for me (la la!) now, o oh! Concrete jungle (la la la!), ah, won't you let me be (la la la!), now. Hey! Oh, now! Guitar solo I said that life (sweet life) it must be somewhere to be found (must be somewhere for me) Oh, instead: concrete jungle (la la!) collusion (la la!) confusion (confusion). Eh! Concrete jungle (la la!): baby, you've got it in. Concrete jungle (la la la!), now. Eh! Concrete jungle (la la la!). What do you stand(?) for me (la la!), now? BOB MARLEY COULD YOU BE LOVED Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved and be loved? Don't let them fool ya, Or even try to school ya! Oh, no! We've got a mind of our own, So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right! Love would never leave us alone, A yin the darkness there must come out to light. Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (The road of life is rocky and you may stumble too, So while you point your fingers someone else is judging you) Love your brotherman! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Don't let them change ya, oh! Or even rearrange ya! Oh, no! We've got a life to live. They say: only only only the fittest of the fittest shall survive Stay alive! Eh! Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry; No matter how you treat him, the man will never be satisfied.) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Say something!) Say something! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Uh! Say something! Come on! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) BOB MARLEY COULD YOU BE LOVED Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved and be loved? Don't let them fool ya, Or even try to school ya! Oh, no! We've got a mind of our own, So go to hell if what you're thinking is not right! Love would never leave us alone, A yin the darkness there must come out to light. Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (The road of life is rocky and you may stumble too, So while you point your fingers someone else is judging you) Love your brotherman! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Don't let them change ya, oh! Or even rearrange ya! Oh, no! We've got a life to live. They say: only only only the fittest of the fittest shall survive Stay alive! Eh! Could you be loved and be loved? Could you be loved, wo now! and be loved? (You ain't gonna miss your water until your well runs dry; No matter how you treat him, the man will never be satisfied.) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved? Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! (Say something!) Say something! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! Reggae, reggae! Say something! Rockers, rockers! Say something! (Could you be loved?) Say something! Uh! Say something! Come on! Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be could you be loved?) Say something! (Could you be could you be loved?) BOB MARLEY CRAZY BALDHEADS Them crazy, them crazy We gonna chase those crazy Baldheads out of town; Chase those crazy baldheads Out of our town. I'n'I build a cabin; I'n'I plant the corn; Didn't my people before me Slave for this country? Now you look me with that scorn, Then you eat up all my corn. We gonna chase those crazy Chase them crazy Chase those crazy baldheads out of town! Scat singing Build your penitentiary, we build your schools, Brainwash education to make us the fools. Hate is your reward for our love, Telling us of your God above. We gonna chase those crazy Chase those crazy bunkheads Chase those crazy baldheads out of the yown! Instrumental break We gonna chase those crazy Chase those crazy bunkheads Chase those crazy baldheads out of the yown! Here comes the conman Coming with his con plan. We won't take no bribe; We've got stay alive. We gonna chase those crazy Chase those crazy baldheads Chase those crazy baldheads out of the yown BOB MARLEY CRISIS They say the sun an a shines for all, But a yin some people world, it never shine at all. Mm mm mm. They say love is a stream that will find its course; I mean some a people think life is a dream So they making matters worse. But no matter what the crisis is; No matter what the crisis is: Doin' it, doin' it, doin' your thing! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Givin' it, givin' it, givin' it, givin' it! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) So so so much have been said, so little (been done) been done They still killin' killin' the people And they and they havin' (havin' their fun) havin' a havin' a lots of fun Killin' the people, oo yoo! (havin' fun) havin' their fun! They just want to be the leader In the 'ouse of the risin' sun. But no matter what the crisis is; Oh, no, oh, no no no what the crisis is: Do your live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Instrumental break They say the sun un un un shines for all, But a yin some people world, it never shine at all! They say love is a stream, That will find its course, and every river runs to sea; Some people still think life is a dream, So they so they makin' makin' it worse. No matter what the crisis is; No matter what the crisis is: Do it: live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) His mercies endureth for ever, yeah! (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Oh, children, come on, and give Jah (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) Children, come on, and give Jah (Give Jah all the thanks and praises!) BOB MARLEY CRY TO ME (Ooh ooh, hoo hoo hoo! Ooh ooh hoo hoo!) Cry to me, now; You gonna cry to me, yeah! You're gonna walk back through the heartaches; You're gonna walk back through the pain; (Shed those) Shed those lonely teardrops: The reaction of your cheating game. You got to cry to me, now! You're gonna cry cry cry to me, yeah! Yeah! Lord knows how I get from the heartaches; Lord that leadeth me, yeah! And now I'm by the still water. You've got to cry to me, yea ea eah! You gonna cry to me now; You've got to cry cry cry to me, yeah! You're gonna spend those lonely hours. You're gonna shed those lonely tears; (Walk back) Walk back through the heartaches; (Walk back) Walk back through the pain; (Shed those) Shed those lonely teardrops: The reaction of your cheating game. You're gonna to cry to me, now! You got to cry cry cry to me, yeah! Saying, (don't know) don't know know how I get from the heartaches; (Lord that) Lord that leadeth me, yeah eah eah! (Shed those lonely teardrops) Now I'm by the still water; (The reaction of your cheating game) Gonna cry to me now, hey! (Cry) Cry (Cry) Cry BOB MARLEY DON'T ROCK THE BOAT Huh, please don't you rock my boat 'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' anyhow Please don't you rock my boat, no 'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' I'm tellin' you that, oh, ooh aah, I like it a like a this Can you miss? And you should know, ooh aah, when I like it a like a this Am I really it? Ooh yeah You satis satis satisfy my soul, morning time Evening cold, fy my soul Yes, I've been a tellin' you, bake me the sweetest cakes I'm happy inside all the time Oh, can't you see what you've done for me? Yeah You make me feel like when we bend them new corners We feel like sweepstake winners, yeah When we bend them new corners We feel like sweepstake winners And I said, oh, ooh aah, I like it a like a this Yes, I do And you should know, ooh aah, when I like it a like a this I've got it, just can't miss, ooh Satis satisfy my soul, darlin' Make me love you in the morning time, yeah If ever I treated you bad, make it up to me one time 'Cause I'm happy inside all the time I want you beside me, yeah, to be mine One thing you've got to do, is when a we holding hands together You've got to know that we love, a love each other, yeah And if every time you should walk away from me now Uh, you'll now I need your sympathy, yeah Can you see? Do you believe me? Oh, darlin', darlin', I'm callin', callin' Satisfy my soul, satisfy my soul Never, never, never give it up now All in the same boat Rockin' on the same route We gotta get together, join each other And can't you see what I've got for you? Yeah I'm happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, and not you can turn me blue now Come a little closer, satisfy my ... BOB MARLEY DUPPY CONQUEROR Yes, me friend, me friend Dem set me free again Yes, me friend, me friend Me deh 'pon street again The bars Yes, I've been accused Wrongly abused now But through the powers of the Most High They've got to turn me loose Yes, me friend, me good friend Dem set me free again, mm Yes, me friend Dem turn me loose again (Yes, me friend) Me friend, me friend, me friend We deh a street again Yes, me friend, me friend, me friend Dem set me free again BOB MARLEY EASY SKANKING Easy skanking (skankin' it easy); Easy skanking (skankin' it slow); Easy skanking (skankin' it easy); Easy skanking (skankin' it slow). Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff) Good God, I gotta take a lift: (lift) From reality I just can't drift; (drift) That's why I am staying with this riff. (riff) Take it easy (easy skankin');; Lord, I take it easy! (easy skankin');; Take it easy (easy skankin');; Got to take it easy (easy skankin');. See: we're takin' it easy (ooh wah da da da) We taking it slow, (ooh wah da da da) Takin' it easy (easy); Got to take it slow (slow slow) So take it easy (easy skankin' da da da da da da) Wo oh, take it easy (easy skankin'); Take it easy (easy skankin' da da da da da da) Take it easy. (easy skankin'); Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff) Oh, God, I gotta take a lift: (lift) From reality I just can't drift; (drift) That's why I am staying with this riff. (riff) Take it easy (takin' it easy); Got to take it easy (takin' it slow); Take it easy (takin' it easy); Skanky, take it easy (takin' it slow). Tell you what: herb for my wine; (ooh wa da da da) Honey for my strong drink; (ooh wa da da da) Herb for my wine; (ooh wa da da da) Honey for my strong drink. I shake it easy (takin' it easy); Skanky, take it easy (skankin' it slow); Take it (takin' it easy) easy; Take it (skankin' it slow) easy; Take it easy (takin' it easy); Oh oh ooh! (skankin' it slow); Little bit easier (takin' it easy); Skanky, take it easy (skankin' it slow). Take it easy! Take it easy! Take it easy! BOB MARLEY EXODUS Exodus: Movement of Jah people! Oh oh oh, yea eah! ....... Men and people will fight ya down (Tell me why!) When ya see Jah light. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!) Let me tell you if you're not wrong; (Then, why?) Everything is all right. So we gonna walk all right! through de roads of creation: We the generation (Tell me why!) (Trod through great tribulation) trod through great tribulation. Exodus, all right! Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! O oo, yeah! All right! Exodus: Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! Yeah yeah yeah, well! Uh! Open your eyes and look within: Are you satisfied (with the life you're living)? Uh! We know where we're going, uh! We know where we're from. We're leaving Babylon, We're going to our Father land. 2, 3, 4: Exodus: movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! (Movement of Jah people!) Send us another brother Moses! (Movement of Jah people!) From across the Red Sea! (Movement of Jah people!) Send us another brother Moses! (Movement of Jah people!) From across the Red Sea! Movement of Jah people! Instrumental break Exodus, all right! Oo oo ooh! Oo ooh! Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! Exodus! Exodus! All right! Exodus! Now, now, now, now! Exodus! Exodus! Oh, yea ea ea ea ea ea eah! Exodus! Exodus! All right! Exodus! Uh uh uh uh! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Open your eyes and look within: Are you satisfied with the life you're living? We know where we're going; We know where we're from. We're leaving Babylon, y'all! We're going to our Father's land. Exodus, all right! Movement of Jah people! Exodus: movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Jah come to break downpression, Rule equality, Wipe away transgression, Set the captives free. Exodus, all right, all right! Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah! Exodus: movement of Jah people! Oh, now, now, now, now! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Uh uh uh uh! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Movement of Jah people! Move(ment of Jah people)! Move(ment of Jah people)! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! Movement of Jah people! BOB MARLEY FOREVER LOVING JAH Wo o o o! Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya! Woy oh! Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah! Oh! (We'll be forever loving Jah; We'll be forever loving Jah!) Some they say see them walking up the street; They say we're going wrong to all the people we meet; But a we won't worry, we won't shed no tears: We found a way to cast away the fears, Forever, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) Forever, yes, and forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) There'll be no end. So, old man river, don't cry for me; A have got a running stream of love you see. So, no matter what stages oh stages Stages stages they put us through, We'll never be blue No matter what rages, oh rages, Changes rages they put us through, We'll never be blue: We'll be forever, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) Forever, and ever, yes, and forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) 'Cause there is no end. 'Cause only a fool lean upon Lean upon his own misunderstanding, oh ho, oh, yeah! And then what has been hidden From the wise and the prudent Been revealed to the babe and the suckling In everyt'ing, in every way, I say, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) 'Cause just like a tree planted planted by the rivers of water That bringeth forth fruits bringeth forth fruits in due season; Everything in life got its purpose, Find its reason in every season, Forever, yeah! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever! (We'll be forever loving Jah) On and on and on! (We'll be forever loving Jah) We'll be forever, yes, yes we'll be forever. (We'll be forever loving Jah) BOB MARLEY FUSSING AND FIGHTING Why's this fussing and a fighting? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know Why's this bumping and a boring? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know now We should really love each other (love each other) In peace and harmony (peace and harmony), ooh Instead, we're fussing and fighting (fussing and fighting) And them workin' iniquity (... iniquity) Why's this fussing and a fighting? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know (... know), I wanna know now Why's this cheating and backbiting? (I wanna know ...) I wanna know, oh, Lord, I wanna know now (Stop your fussing and fighting, stop your fussing and fighting) (Stop your fussing and fighting, stop your fussing and fighting) We should really love each other (love each other) In peace and harmony (peace and harmony) Instead, instead, we're fussing and fighting (fussing and fighting) Like we ain't supposed to be (... supposed to be), tell me why Why's this fussing and a fighting? I wanna know, Lord, I wanna know, someone, please Why's this (... bumping and ...) bumping and boring? (I wanna ...) I wanna know (... I wanna know), Lord, tell me now ... BOB MARLEY GET UP, STAND UP Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight! Preacherman, don't tell me, Heaven is under the earth. I know you don't know What life is really worth. It's not all that glitters is gold; 'Alf the story has never been told: So now you see the light, eh! Stand up for your rights. Come on! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight! Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight! Most people think, Great God will come from the skies, Take away everything And make everybody feel high. But if you know what life is worth, You will look for yours on earth: And now you see the light, You stand up for your rights. Jah! Get up, stand up! (Jah, Jah!) Stand up for your rights! (Oh hoo!) Get up, stand up! (Get up, stand up!) Don't give up the fight! (Life is your right!) Get up, stand up! (So we can't give up the fight!) Stand up for your rights! (Lord, Lord!) Get up, stand up! (Keep on struggling on!) Don't give up the fight! (Yeah!) We sick an' tired of a your ism skism game Dyin' 'n' goin' to heaven in a Jesus' name, Lord. We know when we understand: Almighty God is a living man. You can fool some people sometimes, But you can't fool all the people all the time. So now we see the light (What you gonna do?), We gonna stand up for our rights! (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) So you better: Get up, stand up! (In the morning! Git it up!) Stand up for your rights! (Stand up for our rights!) Get up, stand up! Don't give up the fight! (Don't give it up, don't give it up!) Get up, stand up! (Get up, stand up!) Stand up for your rights! (Get up, stand up!) Get up, stand up! ( ... ) Don't give up the fight! (Get up, stand up!) Get up, stand up! ( ... ) Stand up for your rights! Get up, stand up! Don't give up the fight! BOB MARLEY GIVE THANKS AND PRAISES Give thanks and praises to the Most I (Jah!); Give thanks and praises so high (so high). He will not deceive us my brethren; He will only lead us again (again): Oh, take that veil from off of your eyes; Look into the future of realize. Noah had three sons, Ham, Shem and Japhet (Ham, Shem and Japhet); And in Ham is known to be the Prophet. Glory to Jah, the Prophet is come (through all these ages); Glory to Jah, the Prophet has come (through all these stages). When my soul was hurtin' deep within, And I'm worrying to be free, desperately, yeah. So guide and protect I'n'I, O Jah Jah, Through all these ages; Guide and protect I'n'I, O Jah Jah, Through all these stages. Rastafari is his Name (Jah!) Rastafari is his Name (Jah!). If Jah didn't love I (love I), If I didn't love I (love I), If Jah didn't love I (love I), If I didn't love I, Would I be around today? Would I be around to say: Give thanks and praises, give thanks and praises; Give thanks and praises, give thanks and praises; Give thanks and praises, give thanks and praises. BOB MARLEY GUILTINESS Guiltiness (talkin' 'bout guiltiness) Pressed on their conscience. Oh yeah. And they live their lives (they live their lives) On false pretence everyday each and everyday. Yeah. These are the big fish Who always try to eat down the small fish, just the small fish. I tell you what: they would do anything To materialize their every wish. Oh yeah eah eah eah. Say: Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sorrow! Oh, yeah eah! Oh, yeah eah eah eah! Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. These are the big fish Who always try to eat down the small fish, just the small fish. I tell you what: they would do anything To materialize their every wish. Oh, yeah eah eah eah eah eah. But: Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow! Woe to the downpressors: They'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow! Oh, yeah eah! Oh yeah e e e e e! Guiltiness. Oh yeah. Ah! They'll eat the bread of sorrow everyday BOB MARLEY HALLELUJAH TIME Hear the children cryin', but I know they cry not in vain. Now the times are changin'; love has come to bloom again. Smelling the air when spring comes by raindrops reminds us of youthful days. But now it's not rain that water the cane crops, but the sweat from man's brow; the substance from our spine. We gotta keep on living, living on borrowed time: Hallelujah time! Yes, you can hear the children singing: Hallelujah time! As they go singing by and by: Hallelujah time! Oh, hallelujah singing in the morning. Hallelujah time! Let them sing; don't let them cry. Over rocks and mountains the sheep are scattered all around. Over hills and valleys, they are everywhere to be found. But though we bear our burdens now, All afflictions got to end somehow: From swinging the hammer, pulling the plough. Why won't you let us be, to live in harmony? We like to be free like birds in a tree. Hallelujah time! Yes, you can hear the children singing. Hallelujah time! Yes, as they go singing by and by. Hallelujah time! Oh hallelujah singing in the morning. Let them sing; never let them cry. Hallelujah time! Hallelujah singin' in the morning. BOB MARLEY I KNOW Wo, man, deh you are! When the race gets hard to run, It means you just can't take the pace. When it's time to have your fun, You find the tears run on down through your face, Then you stop and think a little: Are you the victim of the system? Anyday now they gon' let you down; Remember, Natty will be there To see you through. (I) And ain't it good to know (know) now: Jah will be waiting there. (I) Ain't it doggone good to know (know) , you all; Jah will be waiting there. Wait in Summer, wait in Spring, Wait in Autumn, Winter thing, [*Tribe] goes up, all the tribe goes down: Bring my children from the end of d'earth Many a time I sit and wonder why This race so so very hard to run, Then I say to my soul: take courage, Battle to be won, Like a ship that's tossed and driven, Battered by the angry sea, yea eah! Say the tide of time was raging; Don't let the fury fall on me, no, no! (I) 'Cause I know (know) know: Jah will be waiting there; (I) Ain't it good to know (know) now: Jah will be waiting there. Wo oo o oo o! Ooh, yeah! Lost and found, who speak I give; Lost and found, who speak I give; Speak I give, lost and found. Lost and found, who speak I give; Lost and found, who speak I give BOB MARLEY I SHOT THE SHERIFF (I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh! I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo ooh.) Yeah! All around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy. But I say: Oh, now, now. Oh! (I shot the sheriff.) the sheriff. (But I swear it was in selfdefence.) Oh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo oh) Yeah! I say: I shot the sheriff Oh, Lord! (And they say it is a capital offence.) Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo oh) Yeah! Sheriff John Brown always hated me, For what, I don't know: Every time I plant a seed, He said kill it before it grow He said kill them before they grow. And so: Read it in the news: (I shot the sheriff.) Oh, Lord! (But I swear it was in self defence.) Where was the deputy? (Oo oo oh) I say: I shot the sheriff, But I swear it was in selfdefence. (Oo oh) Yeah! Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town, yeah! All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown Aiming to shoot me down, So I shot I shot I shot him down and I say: If I am guilty I will pay. (I shot the sheriff,) But I say (But I didn't shoot no deputy), I didn't shoot no deputy (oh, no oh), oh no! (I shot the sheriff.) I did! But I didn't shoot no deputy. Oh! (Oo oo ooh) Reflexes had got the better of me And what is to be must be: Every day the bucket a go a well, One day the bottom a go drop out, One day the bottom a go drop out. I say: I I I I shot the sheriff. Lord, I didn't shot the deputy. Yeah! I I (shot the sheriff) But I didn't shoot no deputy, yeah! No, yeah! BOB MARLEY IS THIS LOVE I wanna love you and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah! for Jah provide the bread. Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? I wanna know wanna know wanna know now! I got to know got to know got to know now! I I I I I I I I I I'm willing and able, So I throw my cards on your table! I wanna love you I wanna love and treat love and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together, yeah! with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter, yeah, oh now! of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah! for Jah provide the bread. Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? Is this love is this love is this love Is this love that I'm feelin'? Wo o o oah! Oh yes, I know; yes, I know yes, I know now! Yes, I know; yes, I know yes, I know now! I I I I I I I I I I'm willing and able, So I throw my cards on your table! See: I wanna love ya, I wanna love and treat ya love and treat ya right. I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together, with a roof right over our heads! We'll share the shelter of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah! Jah provide the bread. We'll share the shelter of my single bed BOB MARLEY JAMMIN' Ooh, yeah! All right! We're jammin': I wanna jam it wid you. We're jammin', jammin', And I hope you like jammin', too. Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow: I'n'I will see you through, 'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice, Jammin' till the jam is through. We're jammin' To think that jammin' was a thing of the past; We're jammin', And I hope this jam is gonna last. No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow; Neither can be bought nor sold. We all defend the right; Jah Jah children must unite: Your life is worth much more than gold. We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'); And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord; We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin');, We're jammin' right straight from Yah. Yeh! Holy Mount Zion; Holy Mount Zion: Jah sitteth in Mount Zion And rules all creation. Yeah, we're we're jammin' (wotcha wa), Wotcha wa wa wa, we're jammin' (wotcha wa), See, I wanna jam it wid you We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'); I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too. Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide To keep you satisfied. True love that now exist is the love I can't resist, So jam by my side. We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin');, yeah eah eah! I wanna jam it wid you. We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin'; Hope you like jammin', too. We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin');, We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin');. I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you) I wanna I wanna jam wid you now. Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too). Eh eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin', 'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you. I like I hope you I hope you like jammin', too. I wanna jam it; I wanna jam it. BOB MARLEY JOHNNY WAS (Wo o o o! Wo o o o! Wooo!) Woman hold her head and cry, 'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died From a stray bullet. Woman hold her head and cry; Explaining to her was a passerby Who saw the woman cry (cry) Wondering how can she work it out, Now she knows that the wages of sin is death, yeah! Gift of Jah is life. (life) She cried: Ah um, I I know! Johnny was a good man, I I know! (never did a thing wrong) Johnny was a good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good man , (Johnny was good man) she cried she crie ie ie ie ie ie ie ied! Wo ooh! Woman hold her head and cry, As her son had been shot down in the street and died Just because of the system. (system) Woman hold her head and cry; Comforting her I was passing by. She complained, then she cry: Oh ooh wo ah, cry (ah ah), yeah, I know now (ah ah), no I know, I know now: (Johnny was a good man) Said I know, mm mm mm mm mm. (Never did a thing wrong) Ah! Ah! (Johnny was a good man) Can a woman tender care, she cried, (Never did a thing wrong) Cease towards the child she bear? (Johnny was a good man) Wo ho ho ooh! Woman cry, woman (Never did a thing wrong) She cried, wo oh! She cried, yeah! (Johnny was a good man) Can a woman tender care Cease towards the child she bear? (Never did a thing wrong) Wo now, cry! (Johnny was a good man) BOB MARLEY JUMP NYABINGHI (Hallelu Jah!) (Hallelu Jah!) Love to see when ya move in the rhythm; I love to see, when you're dancin' from within! It gives great joy to feel such sweet togetherness, Everyone doin' and they're doing their best Huh, it remind I of the days in Jericho, When we troddin' down Jericho walls: These are the days when we'll trod t'rough Babylon, (na na, na na) Gonna trod until Babylon falls. Sing your song yah! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! ... (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! ... (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! We've got the herb (got it!), We've got the herb (got it!), We've got the herb (got it!), So hand I the suru board, 'Cause most of all we ain't got nothing to lose. We e e ey! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! A little bit loud! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump, Nyabinghi!) Love to see when ya groove with the riddim, 'Cause I love to when you're dancing from within! It gives great joy to see such sweet togetherness, 'Cause everyone's doin' and they're doing their best. 'Cause it remind me of the days in Jericho When we troddin' down Jericho walls! These are the days when we'll trod through Babylon, We keep on troddin' until Babylon falls! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! (Jump, jump, jump,) Nyabinghi! BOB MARLEY KAYA Wake up and turn me loose Wake up and turn me loose Wake up and turn me loose For the rain is falling Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now For the rain is falling I'm so high, I even touch the sky Above the falling rain I feel so good in my neighbourhood, so Here I come again Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now For the rain is falling Feelin' irie I Feelin' irie I Feelin' irie I 'Cause I have some kaya now I feel so high, I even touch the sky Above the falling rain I feel so good in my neighbourhood, so Here I come again Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now Got to have kaya now, Lord For the rain is falling (Kaya now, kaya, kaya) Huh BOB MARLEY KEEP ON MOVING Lord, I've got to keep on moving Lord, I've got to get on down Lord, I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord, they're coming after me I've been accused for the killin' Lord knows I didn't do For hangin' me, they are willin', yeah, yeah And that's why I've got to get on thru Lord, they're coming after me (a one more time) (I say) Lord, I've got to keep on moving Lord, I've got to get on down Lord, I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord, they're coming after me (Now, listen) I've got two boys and a woman They're just gonna suffer now Lord, forgive me for not goin' back But I'll be there anyhow I'll be there anyhow (one more time) (I say) Lord, I've got to keep on moving Lord, I've got to get on down Lord, I've got to keep on moving Where I can't be found Lord, they're coming after me Now, maybe someday I'll find a piece of land Somewhere not by near anyone Then I'll send for my love, love, love, love, sweet woman And my two grown up son My two grown up son (yeah, yeah ...) (I say now) Lord I've got to keep on moving ... BOB MARLEY KINKY REGGAE Uh, ah oh oh! I went downtown, (I went downtown) I saw Miss Brown; (said, I saw Miss Brown) She had brown sugar (had brown sugar) All over her booga wooga. (over her booga wooga) I think I might join the fun, (I might join the fun) But I had to hit and run. (had to hit and run) See I just can't settle down (just can't settle down) In a kinky part of town. Ride on; Don't you know I've got to (ride on), oh baby, Ride on; see I just can't settle down. (ride on) Oh, I'm a leavin' town. (kinky reggae) Kinky reggae, take me away! (kinky reggae, now) Kinky reggae, now! Oh, kinky reggae; all I've got to say, kinky reggae, now! Kinky reggae, oh baby! Kinky reggae, now! It's gonna be kinky reggae (keep it up). Kinky reggae, now! An' I would say: ride on, ride on, ride on (ride on)! Oh, ride on, baby! Ride on, come on, woo o o! (ride on) Wo now! Eh! I went down to Piccadilly Circus; (ooh ooh ooh) Down there I saw Marcus: (oo oo oo ooh) He had a candy tar (ooh ooh ooh) All over his chocolate bar. (oo oo oo ooh) I think I might join the fun, (I might join the fun) But I had to hit and run. (had to hit and run) See I just can't settle down (just can't settle down) In a kinky, kinky part of town. Nice one; that's what they say, (nice one) But I'm leavin' you today. (nice one) Oh, darlin', please don't pay: (nice one) Mama say mama say. Kinky reggae kinky reggae, uh! Kinky reggae, now! Take it or leave it! Kinky reggae, believe it! Kinky reggae, now! Kinky reggae it's gonna be: kinky reggae! Kinky reggae, now! Cuka yeah, now! Kinky reggae sca ba dool ya bung, baby! Kinky reggae, now, oh oh ooh! (Ride on!) Ride on! Come on, yeah! (Ride on) Riding on riding on! Ride on, kinky reggae. Come on, ride on! Eh! Eh! Kinky, kinky, kinky as kinky (kinky reggae) can be ! Reggae! Eh! Kinky reggae! Let me hear ya say, now: kinky reggae, now. Oh! Kinky reggae! Kinky reggae, now! Kick it away! Kinky reggae kick it away, now! Kinky reggae, now, oh! Ride on! BOB MARLEY LIVELY UP YOURSELF Lively up yourself and don't be no drag Lively up yourself, 'cause this is the other bag Hey, lively up yourself and don't be no drag You lively up yourself, dig it, the other bag Hey, you rock so, you rock so, like you never did before You dip so, you dip so, and you can dip thru my door You come so, you come so, oh yeah, like I do adore you You skank so, you skank so, and a I can assure you You can lively up yourself and don't be no drag Hey, you lively up yourself, can you dig it? Hey (you rock so, you rock so), like you never did before You dip so, you dip so, can you dig it? You lively up yourself and don't be no drag You lively up yourself, 'cause this is the other bag Hey, lively up yourself Lively up yourself, other bag Can you dig it? Can you dig it? ... En seguida me subo la 2da parte

Bueno esto es para mandarlos por SMS, Disfruten!! Le pedi a Dios una flor y me dio un jardin, le pedi un arbol y me dio un bosque, le pedi un polvo y me dio tu numero de movil…. De ti depende que crea en Dios. La policia ha encontrado un cuerpo quemado, con dentadura postiza, peluca, protesis de pene y trasero deforme. Por favor mandame un mensaje para saber que estas bien. Seras mi proxima victima, te arrastraré a la cama, te haré temblar de arriba abajo, te haré sudar, poseeré todo tu cuerpo. No podrás librarte de mi. Firmado: LA GRIPE La policia busca a una persona guapa, sexy, carismática e increiblemente buena en la cama. Tu, claro estas a salvo. ¿¿¿¿Pero donde me escondo yo???? Llevaba tanto tiempo sin hacer el amor, que ya pensaba que FORNICAR… era un empresa de alquiler de coches! ¿Necesitas Sexo? Para sexo facil pulse 1, para sexo oral 2, para sexo suave 3, para sexo duro pulse 4, para un 69 pulse 5 y para el pack completo pulsa… MI NUMERO. ¿Te gusta que te soben? que te rocen? ¿Que te hagan sudar? ¿Adoptar nuevas posturas? ¿Llegar al fondo? subir… bajar…? entrar… salir…? USA EL AUTOBUS. No se si meterte en el banco pq vales mucho,en una isla pq eres un tesoro,en la nevera pq eres la leche..o llebarte en mi tanga pq eres la polla “Esto era una vez un cachinito llamado “Melo” que nacio prematuro y la mama cochinita no lo podia amamantar. Tu crees que MELO MAME algun dia? su hijo le dice a la madre , mama,mama, he apostado en ir al sol,, y la madre le dice pero hijo te quemaras no mama ire de noche Te vi en la estacion de servicio, con la manguera del surtidor en el culo…. y te pregunte eso es normal…. Y me dijiste no es SUPER!!!! mi novia es una perra ATT PLUTO EL MONO SE COGIO A UNA VIEJA LUEGO SE COGIO UN ENANO AL PROXIMO QUE LE TOCA TIENE UN CELULAR EN LA MANO 1:.Va una chica a una biblioteca y pregunta al bibliotecario: -¿Los derechos de la mujer? –a lo que el bibliotecario le responde: En la sección de ciencia ficción….. 2: Este es el Chochito de la suerte (.) Frótalo y verás lo que sale de tu móvil. 3:. Secuestran a un hombre y le dicen…Tira el dado, si sacas un 1,2,3,4 o 5 te matamos.-Y si saco un 6?.-Tiras otra vez. 4:. Felicidades, usted ha sido seleccionado para poder tirar del trineo de Papa Noel, en pocos días un enanito lo visitará para que le pueda medir la talla de sus cuernos . 5:. Se abre el telón y aparece un pitufo con el trasero al aire. Después de un momento se cierra el telón.¿Cómo se llama la película?. Ver-ano azul 6:. Un niño le dice a su madre: Mamá he apostado que soy capaz de ir al sol. -Pero como?, no ves que te quemas? , -Sí, pero voy a ir de noche. 7:. Enhorabuena! Ha sido usted seleccionado como uno de los tontos que leerá este mensaje. 8:. Estudios científicos han demostrado que los que tienen un bajo nivel en el acto sexual, leen los mensajes en el móvil con la mano derecha. “no puedo creer lo que me hiciste, sos la peor basura de este mundo, yo confie en vos y me haces esto, justo ahora que te necesitaba conmigo, porque te tuviste que cortar…maldita ojota” los verdaderos amigos son como los condones, te protegen cuando la cosa se pone dura, gracias por ser mi condon!! no te entra bien? te maltrata la punta? te duele mucho mas por atras? sentis desmayarte? duele al sacarlo? entonces los zapatos te quedan chicos! jajaja Me entere que anoche te asaltaron y que el chorro te dijo: o el celular o el culo. Me alegro que puedas leer este mensaje! Si ries yo rio, si lloras yo lloro, si vives yo vivo y se mueres yo… !!! bueno tu sabes yo…!! ehh yo…! la Pinga yo voy al entierro!!.. Secuestraron a mi suegra y piden 10,000 de recompensa o amenazan con quemarla ! Estoy haciendo una recolecta! Ayudeme por favor, ya llevo dos bidones de gasolina. -la ves parada…y t antojas!la ves moverse…y t montas!t moves d adelant acia atras…y gritas d felicidad!… VISTE QUE LINDA ES LA AMACA !! -LA VIDA SEGUN UN PEDO:d 1 a 5 años estas al pedo, d 5 a 15 t cagan a pedo,d 15 a 25 vivis en pedo, d 25 a 50 vivis a los pedos, d 50 a 80 vivis d pedo ! -quiero dart algo: grand!!grueso!!rojo!!caliente!! y muy inquieto…MI CORAZON !!epa mal pensada para un dia especial como est. -La crisis del campo expuso a la Argentina a un garn desabastecimiento… No hay carne d vaca , cordero, ni cerdo. Ahora van x los ciervos ESCONDETE !! -SOY EL MAGO DE LOS COLORES, si me das amarillo y azul t formo verde , rojo y blanco, rosa y si me das el marron t lo dejo violeta - Hacem 1 favor, no m vuelvas a molestar no quiero volver a saber + nada d vos, ni hablar, ni me mands msj y no kme llames.. desaparec d mi vida, es + borra mi numero.. Perdonam es q mi dentista m dijo q m alejara d las cosas dulces como Vos, jajaja Soy un alienígena que ha tomado la forma de tu celular, los botones que estas tocando son mis pelotas, veo que sonríes, eso es q te gusta darme placer. La policia ha encontrado un cuerpo quemado, con dentadura postiza, peluca, protesis de pene y trasero deforme. Por favor mandame un mensaje para saber que estas bien. MoviStar advierte: Q utilizar el vibrador del movil como consolador perjudica SERIAMENTE las relaciones de pareja Si quieres ver a un tonto entretenido sigue leyendo, si quieres ver a un tonto entretenido sigue leyendo, quieres ver a un tonto… La policía ha encontrado el cuerpo de un hombre sin cerebro, y con el pene pequeño. Confírmame que estas bien hoy en dia las mujeres no sabe picar un repollo pero si sabem decir dame un beso en el bollo Brindo porque el año nuevo traiga felicidad. Grindo dambien dor gue dengamoss buuuchos esitoss. Y buidadiiin gon la garretera, ehhh buchachoss, hip, zi guebes no gonduscas. Gringo odra vess Enhorabuena, ha sido seleccionado para tirar del trineo de Papa Noel esta Nochebuena. En un breve plazo un elfo pasará por su casa para medirle los cuernos. Feliz Navidad. Hola ¿dónde andas? te estamos buscando por todas partes!. Tienes que volver urgentemente. Eres demasiado importante. Sabes muy bien que no se puede hacer el belén sin el burro… Enhorabuena Nestlé le comunica que ha sido ganador del peso de su pene en chocolate … en breve recibirá su lacasito. primera ves!!! Ella:va a doler… El:no no… Ella:tengo miedo..! El:acostate y quedate kieta. Ella:esta bien El:abri mas..! Ella:aslo bien..! El:esta dificil..! Ella:despacio nomas..! El:calma..! Ella:pero sta dificil..! El:no le agas caso a la 1ra ves siempre s asi Ella:esta sangrando..! El:yo despues te limpio Ella:esta doliendo..! El:ya te la kite Ella:puedo ver como es de grande..? El:esta duro..! Ella:Cuando puede sacarme el otro diente doctor..? por que van 19 gallegos al cyne por que la pelicula era para mayores de 18 se detecto una enfermedad que provoca muerte cerebral en personas con cuernos de mas de 15 cm. me preocupe por vos y queria saber si estabas bien. Un niño descubre a sus padres haciendo un salvaje 69 y les dice:”¡Y ustedes me quieren mandar al psiquitra porque me chupo el dedo!. La suegra le pregunta a la nuera ¿xq mi nieto no se parece a mi hijo? y la nuera le dice “no se mi conc.. no es fotocopiadora” Si la ves muy grande no te asustes, si te la arriman no digas nada, si te la meten solo respira profundo y deja q se riegue adentro…UNA INYECCION PUEDE SALVAR TU VIDA Estan buscando a este personaje, cuidate es muy parecido a vos (´(_-”'’-_)´) ‘-(0) (0)-’ ‘) (’ (0-0′) Si te gusta GRANDE,GRUESO, COLORADO, CURVADO, CALENTITO y con VENAS, no lo busques mas, tú lo tienes…y es UN GRAN CORAZÓN!!! TKM te cuento con mucha tristesa que me voy de la casa,ahora… ayer intentaron matarmecon veneno y no pienso volverjamas tengo mucho miedo att un raton del cielo cayo una p1ja envuelta en tela de encaje para enterrarse el el cul0 del que lea este mensaje!!! si las lombrices salen de la tierra por q salen de tu culo sera que las lombrices no salen de la tierra o tu tienes tierra en culo jajajaja asaltaron a dos indias de una aldea!!! a una le sacaron un pecho… a la otra un pecho con chincuenta!!! me akusaron de tener un mono ilegal en mi casa, por favor, aklara ke tu nbo vives kon migo!!! Gran día para decirte C.O.N.C.H.U.D.A!! C: confiable O: original N: necesaria C: compañera H: honesta U: única D: dulce A: amorosa Mandalo a las conchudas que mas quieras. no puedo cambiar tus pasos ni tu futuro pero cuando m necesites estare ahi… no puedo evitar que tropieces pero si estoy ahi… como me voy a reir!!! ke un mono aplauda s genial, k un mono salta s brutal, pero k un mono lea…! Caramba te felecito!!!!hahahaha! algundia estaras encima mio subiras y bajaras sudaras y gritaras te hare temblar de emocion y al final acabaras feliz att la montaña rusa ” SI EN ALGUN MOMENTO DE LA VIDA SIENTES UN VACIO TAN PERO TAN GRANDE Q NO PUEDAS LLENAR CON LAS MEJORES PALABRAS DEL MUNDO, PUES COME XQ DE SEGURO ES HAMBRE” un estudio realizado por cientificos llegaron a las conclucion que las mayorias de los gay revisan los mensajes utilizando el dedo pulgar, asi que dicimula y cambia el dedo buen pajaro…!! Tu no veniste al mundo a sufrir, Ni a que te maltraten. veniste a dar alegria y amor…. Si alguien abusa de ti, LLama a proteccion de animales. Te necesito en mi cama! Quiero tu calor y tus caricias, te quiero encima de mi!! Donde estas pinche cobija? Sabes porque la mujer vale mas que el Hombre?… porque la leche esta mas cara que los huevos… „¸¨°º¤ø„…ø¤º° ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤ø„¸ Buen Dia !!¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨ A todos!! `°º¤ø„¸ ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ Sabes en que posicion hay que hacer el amor para que salga una criatura re linda??? no sabes??? PREGUNTALE A MI MAMÁ Vamos a ver que tal sos para resolver un problema. Si estuvieras encerrado en un galpon con la puerta con llave, el piso cubierto de paja, vos con muchas ganas de mear y un cartel que dice “prohibido mear la paja”… vos que harias?? MEARIAS LA PAJA?? Mamá, mamá el calzoncillo se chupa? No hijo!! de donde sacaste eso?? No por que anoche tu le decias a papá SACATE EL CALZONCILLO QUE TE LO CHUPO se a comprobado cientificamente q el seman le da blancura a lo0s dientes ahora comprendo la blancura de tu sonrisa En estos momentos unas 10.000 personas estan haciendo el amor, 5.000 ya han acabado,4.999 estan empezando y tu eres el unico estupido que estas leyendo este mensaje…. Ya se acerca el dia de la madre y Pinocho por ser de palo , no tiene mama, serias capaz de darle una mama de palo a Pinocho? atencion esta comprobado q estar sin saber de mi causa una enfermedad horrible por eso te mando este msj para q no te enfermes Deseo… que Dios te de hoy y siempre… una razón para reir, un sueño para vivir, mil alegrías para amar y ningún motivo para sufrir Era tan feo, tan feo, pero que tan feo que mandó su foto por e-mail y lo detectó el antivirus quiero hacerlo con vos!!!!quiero que entremos en calor juntos,que empecemos despacito y luego sigamos con mas mas y mucho mas, que nuestros cuerpos suden juntitos,que vos seas el experto y yo solamente siga el juego,quiero hacerlo sin descansar,quiero hacerlo 1 2 y hasta 3 hs por dia y que al fin terminemos felices y satisfechos……queres salir a correr conmigo?? UN 4N4L!5!5 W3D!CO, H4 D3WO5TR4DO QU3 L45 P3R5ON45 QU3 H4C3N 53XO OR4l y 4N4L T!3n3 l4 H43!l!d4d d L33R 35T3 W3N54J3 la mujer es el conjunto de curvas capas de poner recta la unik curva que tiene el hombre… una paloma perdio sus plumas, un cardenal su copete, un burro perdio su pija. no la tendras en tu ojete? del sur corre el viento, del norte la polvadera y en la zanja de tu culo las pijas corren carrera. estudios recientes han demostrado q el 99% de las personas q leen los msj de textos con el dedo gordo, son gay, asi q disimula y cambia el dedo maricon. chupito y chupa eran ladrones q entraron a robar a un gallinero, chupito robo las gallinas y chupame los huevos. la fiscalia anda buscando a una persona acusada de robar penes, tragar leche y dar el culo… que les digo q no te vi? Habia una vez una señora tan gorda pero tan gorda que su angel de la guarda tenia que dormir en el otro cuarto.. dicen que el dengue se reproduce en lugares mojados y humedos… asi que cerra las piernas y frunci el culo, para prevenir! Jeje el zoologico esta pagando §150,000 a quien lleve el animal mas raro y feo del mundo … q dices vienes o te paso a traer?????? - Los astros dicen que en las strellas sta el futuro yo te hago ver el tuyo congiendote por el culo.. jajaja - Movistar le tranfiere 10 20 30 40 50 Bf pero si le da el culo a quien le envio el msj, si se los quiere ganar resP. con un SI. - Anoche lo hice, tenia tantas ganas y tiempo que no lo hacia, fue perfecto, saber q es? Oran y pedir a Dios que te cuide mucho. - Mido 20 cm entro y salgo rapido o lento, dejo algo blanco al acabar y lego me tiene que lavar. saes quien soy? El cepillo dental - jajaja tan seriesito que te la das y stas cansado de darm el culo y te miro con disimulo. att: la poceta - Bowama likile umdodojar atflo sakalabi. acabas de recitar una plegaria india que de impedira cojer por 7 años. si aguantas? - todas las noches antes de dar el culo repite con fe ste conjuro, alma de burro, corazon de elefante, que con sta pija goce bastante. - Movistar le invita al hotel tamarindo. donde se lo cogen viernes, sabado y domigo. Nunca t averguenzes d lo q Eres… Es difícil pero sabes q cuentas con mi apoyo…Asi q Repite conmigo! Soy ANORMAL y q se Joda un cura es pillao mientras se bañaba en el rió: aja padre!masturbandose? NOOO! cada quien es libre de lavarse el guevo a la velocidad que quiera.!!! mela era una cerdita que nacio con dificultades para mamar y se la hace muy dificel alimentarse pero usted cree que con mucho amor y cariño melapuede mamar. del cielo cayo un enano con una estaca en la mano y se la metio en el ano al que tiene el cel en la mano. PARA MATAR 100 ELEFANTES, LO UNICO QUE TIENE QUE HACER ES PONERLE UN CALSON ROSADO A UN MACHO, EL MACHO SE MUERE DE LA PENA Y LOS 99 ELEFANTES SE MUEREN DE LA RISA LA BELLA Y LA BESTIA SE ENVIAN MENSAJES…. LA BELLA LOS ESCRIBE Y LA BESTIA LOS LEE DOS INDIGENTES ESTAN HACIENDO EL AMORY ELLA DICE: AYY PAPI TIENES EL PENE COMO UNA YUCA Y EL LE DICE: GRANDE Y GRUESO??? NOOOP FULL DE TIERRA ¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado? (Lee abajo) ¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado? (Lee arriba) Frases Chitosas 1 El amor eterno dura aproximadamente 3 meses 2 No te metas en el mundo de las drogas. Ya somos muchos y hay muy poca 3 Todo tiempo pasado fue anterior 4 Tener la conciencia limpia es síntoma de mala memoria 5 El que nace pobre y feo tiene grandes posibilidades de que al crecer le desarrollen ambas condiciones 6 Los honestos son inadaptados sociales 7 El que quiera celeste que mezcle azul y blanco 8 Pez que lucha contra la corriente muere electrocutado 9 La esclavitud no se abolió se cambio a 8 horas diarias 10 Si la montaña viene hacia ti, corre es un derrumbe 11 Lo importante no es ganar sino hacer perder al otro 12 No soy un completo inútil, por lo menos sirvo de mal ejemplo 13 La droga te buelbe vruto 14 Si no eres parte de la solución eres parte del problema 15 Errar es humano pero echarle la culpa a otro es mas humano todavía 16 El que nace pa tamal nunca ta bien 17 Lo importante no es saber sino tener el teléfono del que sabe 18 Yo no sufro de locura la disfruto a cada minuto 19 Dios mío dame paciencia Pero dámela YA 20 Es bueno dejar el trago lo malo es no acordarse donde 21 El dinero no hace la felicidad, la compra hecha 22 Una mujer me arrastró a la bebida Y nunca tuve la cortesía de darle las gracias 23 Si tu novia perjudica tu estudio, deja el estudio y perjudica a tu novia 24 La inteligencia me persigue pero yo soy mas rápido 25 Huye de las tentaciones despacio para que puedan alcanzarte 26 La verdad absoluta no existe y esto es absolutamente cierto 27 Hay un mundo mejor pero es carísimo 28 Ningún tonto se queja de serlo, no… les debe ir tan mal. 29 Estudiar es desconfiar de la inteligencia del compañero de al lado. 30 La mujer que no tiene suerte con los hombres no sabe la suerte que tiene 31 No hay mujer fea solo belleza rara 32 La pereza es la madre de todos los vicios y como madre hay que respetarla 33 Si un pajarito te dice algo debes estar loco, pues los pájaros no hablan 34 En cada madre hay una suegra en potencia 35 Lo importante es el dinero la salud va y viene 36 Trabajar nunca mato a nadie… pero para que arriesgarse 37 No te tomes la vida en serio al fin y al cabo no saldrás vivo de ella 38 Felices los que nada esperan porque nunca serán defraudados 39 El alcohol mata lentamente. No importa no tengo prisa. 40 La confusión esta clarisima 41 Matate estudiando y serás un cadáver culto 42 Lo triste no es ir al cementerio sino quedarse 43 Hay dos palabras que te abrirán muchas puertas Tire y Empuje. Los 10 Mandamientos Del Vago... 1.- Viva para descansar. 2.- Ame su cama, ella es su templo. 3.- Si ve a alguien descansando, ayudelo. 4.- Descanse de dia para poder dormir de noche. 5.- El trabajo es sagrado, no lo toque. 6.- Nunca deje para mañana lo que pueda dejar para pasado mañana. 7.- Trabaje lo menos posible, lo que deba ser hecho, deje que otra persona lo haga. 8.- Calma, nunca nadie murió por descansar, pero ud. puede lastimarse trabajando… 9.- Cuando sienta deseos de trabajar, sientese y espere que se le pase. 10. - No se olvide, el trabajo es salud. Dejelo para los enfermos. Oracion Satélite nuestro que estas en el cielo, acelerado sea tu link. Venga a nosotros tu hipertexto. Hagase tu conexión, en lo real como en lo virtual. Danos hoy nuestro download de cada día. Perdona el café sobre el teclado, así como nosotros perdonamos a nuestros proveedores. No nos dejes caer la conexión, y libranos de todo virus. ¡Amén! Ahorro Tres ingenieros de Linux y tres de Microsoft se disponían a viajar en tren para asistir a un congreso. En la estación, los de Microsoft compraron sus pasajes y vieron que los de Linux sólo compraban uno… “¿Cómo van a viajar tres personas con un solo pasaje?”, les preguntó uno de los empleados de Microsoft. “¡Ahora verás!”, le respondió uno de Linux. Subieron todos al tren y los empleados de Microsoft vieron como los tres ingenieros de Linux se metían juntos en el baño. A poco de arrancar el tren, llegó el revisor pidiendo los pasajes, tocó la puerta del baño y dijo: “Ticket por favor”… la puerta se abrió lo suficiente como para que saliese un brazo con el pasaje en la mano, el revisor lo marcó y siguió su camino. Al ver esto, los empleados de Microsoft acordaron que era una idea genial y que copiarían el truco a la vuelta del congreso, para ahorrar unas pesetillas. De regreso, en la estación, los empleados de Microsoft compraron un solo pasaje, y se quedaron atónitos al ver que los ingenieros de Linux no sacaban ninguno… “¿Cómo van a viajar sin pasaje?” preguntó perplejo uno de los empleados de Microsoft. “¡Ahora vas a ver!”, respondió uno de los linuxeros. Al subir al tren, los tres empleados de Microsoft se metieron en un baño y los tres ingenieros de Linux en otro… Arrancó el tren, y rápidamente uno de los linuxeros salió del baño, se dirigió al de los empleados de Microsoft, tocó la puerta y dijo : “Ticket por favor”…….. Internet en el hotel En un hotel el recepcionista le dice a una señora que acaba de llegar: “Bienvenida a este hotel, distinguida señora. Más tarde subíré a su habitación y si usted me permite le bajaré el internet para que usted se divierta con las mejores webs”. La señora le responde: “!No sea insolente. No le voy a permitir que me baje el internet, y tampoco me interesa divertirme con sus webs! Encendiendo el ordenador Mamá, mamá.. mi hermana encendió el ordenador. - Bueno pepito, dejala jugar un rato… Bueno, si el fuego llega a tu habitación, yo ya te avisé. ¿Qué es un megáfono? ¿Qué es un Megáfono? … 1.000.000.000.000 de micrófonos. Mujeres y ordenadores… Casos habituales de consultas al servicio técnico. >>Caso 1 >> Mujer: Tengo problemas para imprimir en rojo >>Asistencia: Tiene una impresora a color? >>Mujer: Aaaaaaaah…. gracias!! >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >> Caso 2 >>Asistencia:¿Qué computadora tiene? >>Mujer: Una blanca >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 3 >>Mujer: Hola. No puedo sacar el disquete de la disquetera. >>Asistencia: ¿Trató apretando el botón? >>Mujer: Sí, claro, está como pegado… >>Asistencia: Eso no suena bien, tomaré nota >>Mujer: No… Esperá… no había metido el disquete… está todavía en la mesa… lo siento, gracias. >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 4 >>Asistencia: Haga clic sobre el icono de ‘Mi PC’, a la izquierda de >>la pantalla. >>Mujer: ¿Su izquierda o mi izquierda? >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 5 >>Asistencia: Buenos días, ¿en qué puedo ayudarle? >>Mujer: Hola, no puedo imprimir. >>Asistencia: Por favor haga clic en “inicio” y… >>Mujer: Escuche, no me empiece con tecnicismos, no soy experta en computadoras. Mierda! >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 6 >>Mujer: Hola, buenas tardes, no puedo imprimir, cada vez que lo intento dice “No se encuentra impresora”. Incluso agarré la impresora, la puse enfrente del monitor pero la computadora todavía dice que no la puede encontrar!. >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 7 >>Asistencia: Qué ve en su monitor ahora mismo? >>Mujer: Un osito de peluche que mi novio me compró. >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 8 >>Asistencia: Ahora, pulse F8. >>Mujer: No funciona. >>Asistencia: Que hizo exactamente? >>Mujer: Presionar la F 8 veces como me dijiste, pero no ocurre nada. >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 9 >>Mujer: Mi teclado no quiere funcionar. >>Asistencia: ¿Está segura de que esta conectado? >>Mujer: No lo sé. No alcanzo la parte de atrás. >>Asistencia: Agarre el teclado, y dé diez pasos hacia atrás. >>Mujer: OK >>Asistencia: El teclado sigue con usted? >>Mujer: Sí >>Asistencia: Eso significa que el teclado no está conectado ¿Hay >>algún otro teclado? >>Mujer: Sí, hay otro aquí. Ahhh,…. este si funciona!! >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 10 >>Asistencia: Tu password es ‘a’ minúscula de andamio, V mayúscula de Víctor, el número 7… >>Mujer: 7 en mayúscula o minúscula? >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 11 >>Mujer: no puedo conectarme a Internet, aparece error de clave >>Asistencia:Está segura de que esta utilizando el password correcto? >>Mujer: Sí, estoy segura, ví a mi esposo escribirla. >>Asistencia: Me puede decir cual era el password? >>Mujer: 5 asteriscos. >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) >>Caso 12 >>Mujer: Tengo un grave problema. Un amigo me puso un protector de pantalla, pero cada vez que muevo el mouse desaparece…. >>Asistencia: … (Silencio) Despedida de un informatico Es en estos momentos en los que mi vida experimenta terribles fluctuaciones de red, cuando me veo en la obligación de decirte adiós y desinstalarte de mi sistema. Me cuesta mucho, créeme, pues para borrarte de mi disco duro necesitaré mucho más que un par de formateos a bajo nivel. Desde el primer día en que te vi, ya tu versión trial dejó huella en mí de lo que adiviné como una arquitectura interna realmente interesante y tierna, ¿por qué lo voy a negar? La belleza de tu interface me dijo desde el primer momento que no encontraría una aplicación como tú, con un diseño externo tan bello y con ese par de… iconos que luces y sobre los que tanto me gusta clickear. Pero de un tiempo a esta parte te habrás dado cuenta de que nuestra interactividad no es lo que era, en todos los aspectos. Hay que admitirlo: usamos diferentes protocolos. ¡Soy hombre!, nuestra vida en común tenía como punto básico el que me aseguraste ser multitarea: yo traería el dinero y tu cuidarías nuestras webs, te encargarías de la alimentación y llevarías a cabo la gestión de los recursos del sistema. Esa condición, bonita, era de sólo lectura. Como he podido comprobar, no eres mejor que cualquier beta en ese sentido y no cumples lo que prometes. ¡Yo no soy ninguna demo y pido lo mismo a cambio! Yo no me he quedado colgado a la hora de ir a pagar el host y el dinero del alquiler. Si no estabas de acuerdo con los términos de la licencia, no deberías haber hecho click en “NEXT”. Me siento pirateado y crackeado y quiero formatear e instalar desde cero. No niego que hayamos tenido buenas sesiones (con o sin red), pero lo nuestro se acabó. Tal vez algún día, si me presentas una versión muy mejorada, podamos volver a intentarlo. Pero hasta entonces, trabajaré otros formatos hasta dar con aquel que llene mi core interno. Se que con tu interface no te costará mucho encontrar a un usuario que compre tus derechos. Espero que no te resulte difícil la actualización, y que comprendas la razón de nuestra incompatibilidad. Y, en fin, hay parejas que arreglan muchas de esas diferencias mediante la compartición de hardware, pero tú por las noches te convertiste en un sistema cerrado que no aceptaba mi login y no pude soportarlo más. Lo Ultimo... En Inventos 1. El aire acondicionado para motos. 2. El aislamiento acústico para altavoces con interferencias. 3. Un sistema anti-hundimiento para submarinos. 4. El cajero automático que funciona con monedas de 1 euro. 5. El cenicero para motos (con dispositivo automático de vaciado). 6. El cepillo de dientes de diamante. “Acaba con las caries”. 7. El detector de radar para patinadores. 8. El manual del conductor en Braille. 9. Paneles solares en los vagones del metro de Barcelona. 10. El rebobinador para CDS y DVDS. 11. El reloj de sol con números fosforescentes para leerlo de noche. 12. El Sonotone alimentado por motor Diesel. 13. La cera para abrillantar suelos con acabado mate. 14. La excavadora para perforar túneles en las dunas de arena. 15. La motosierra a manivela. 16. La piñata irrompible, para poder usarla en varios cumpleaños. 17. La regla en unidades de años luz. 18. La sartén de plástico. 19. La toalla impermeable. 20. Las bombonas de oxígeno para buceadores envasadas al vacío. 21. Las cerillas ignífugas. 22. Las gafas de sol transparentes para días nublados. 23. Las notas “Post-it” con supercola. 24. Las pinturas para daltónicos. 25. Los condones comestibles. 26. Los espejos transparentes. 27. El ancla hinchable. 28. Los prismáticos bifocales, para poder ver también de cerca. 29. El helicóptero con asiento eyectable. 30. La linterna con alimentación solar. 31. Un teléfono para sordos que en vez de timbre tiene una luz. 32. Las bolsas de te impermeables. 33. Paracaídas con apertura por impacto. 34. La cartera hecha con piel de p0lla de elefante. Cuando la frotas se convierte en maletín. 35. Las puertas correderas para submarinos. 36. La diana hinchable para dardos. 37. Sillas de ruedas con pedales para parapléjicos, para que vayan mas rápidos. 38. Las balas desechables. 39. Desodorantes con aroma a sobaquillo, para que nadie se de cuenta cuando te abandone. 40. Los condones reversibles. 41. Un reloj que de la hora en días julianos. 42. El secador de pelo submarino. 43. Excavadora para perforar túneles en las dunas de arena. Bueno amigos de T! espero ke les halla gustado!!si les gusto al rato me agrego mas ok!!! saludes!!

Bueno Amigos Les Dejo Esto Para Que Se Den Cuenta De Las Cosas Espero Que Les Gusten. Bueno Empecemos: Criatura De Las Sombras link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=SBlGbgA2O9M& El municipio de Emerson ha reportado avistamientos de criaturas o personas parecidas a las sombras desde 1957. En Agosto de 1997, a menos de 3 kilómetros del primer reporte, se encontró una vídeo cámara por las autoridades locales. Lo que puede verse en su última grabación es escalofriante y continua siendo un misterio aun a día de hoy. Alguans personas se refieren a lo que se puede apreciar en el vídeo como "Criaturas o Personas de las Sombras" (Shadowy Creature / Shadow Person en inglés). ¿Realidad o montaje? El Violin Del Demonio Hubo una vez, una niña pequeña, de unos seis años, que vivía con los padres perfectos. Era hija única, era muy buena en los esudios y ayudaba en casa todo cuanto podía,daba igual la edad que tubiera,ella solo quería estar con sus padres trabajando y luego paseando por el paseo fluvial que había al lado de su pequeña casa. Un viernes 13, el padre fue despedido de su trabajo,con muchas facturas que pagar, empezó a beber y se estrello ese mismo día contra un camión, no quedó nada de él ni del coche. La madre, disgustada por ese trágico accidente, sufrió depresión hasta que se suicido tirandose por la ventana del desván al largo jardín. La niña pequeña, no tenía idea que su día de cumpleaños,su madre había muerto. Por lo que encendio la casa al intentar en un vano intento prender fuego a las velas de su gran tarta. Un demonio rojo salió de una llama y tocó un violín marron y viejo. Su sonido chirriaba en los oídos,la pequeña no pudó aguantar el malestar en su cabeza que se intento apartar todo cuantó pudó del amargo violín. El demonio, dirigiendo al bebe con su instrumento, lo llevó a una hoguera de la casa, en donde la niña murio quemada, con un gran malestar de cabeza, en la mas amarga soledad y encinerada hasta los huesos. Ahora, dicen que cuando hay un incendio, y una persona se encuentra mareada, con dolor de cabeza, el demonio lo esta conduciendo a la muerte. Pejesapo Peludo link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=O7RzO_q5gsw& El siguiente vídeo muestra un pejesapo con aspecto "peludo", este pez es un depredador que espera a sus presas inmóvil y presenta dos características muy curiosas, que se mueve andando por los fondos en lugar de nadar y que tiene frente a su cabeza un señuelo que usa a modo de cebo para atraer a sus presas, el cebo con aspecto de gusano se mueve mientras el pejesapo permanece agazapado... Identifican alrededor de 200 nuevas especies de anfibios en Madagascar Un equipo internacional, con participación del Consejo Superior de Investigaciones Científicas (CSIC), ha identificado entre 129 y 221 nuevas especies de ranas en Madagascar, lo que prácticamente duplica la fauna actual de anfibios de la que se tenía constancia en la isla. De estas nuevas especies, la mayoría de ellas se han hallado en los dos parques más visitados y estudiados de la isla, Ranomafana y Mantadia/Analamazaotra, donde se han identificado respectivamente 31 y 10 nuevas especies. Estas nuevas especies se encuentran distribuidas por toda la isla, no sólo en zonas remotas y poco exploradas, y son en su mayoría genéticamente muy divergentes respecto a las especies ya conocidas. El 23% de las especies no se han detectado dentro de las zonas protegidas, y muchas de estas especies se encuentran en claro peligro de desaparición por destrucción de sus hábitats. De hecho, los anfibios están desapareciendo en todo el planeta, en gran parte debido a la destrucción de hábitats naturales, enfermedades emergentes como la quitridiomicosis, o el cambio climático. Como explica David R. Vieites, investigador del CSIC en el Museo Nacional de Ciencias Naturales de Madrid: "La diversidad de especies en Madagascar está lejos de ser conocida y todavía queda mucho trabajo de investigación por hacer. En concreto, nuestros datos indican que el número de nuevas especies de anfibios no sólo ha sido subestimado, sino que las especies nuevas se encuentran por todo el territorio y no sólo en las zonas que no han sido exploradas todavía". "Para hacernos una idea de su diversidad, mientras que en la Península Ibérica hay unas 30 especies de anfibios y en Alemania unas 20, en una sola localidad de Madagascar puede haber más de 100", concluye Vieites. Madagascar es la cuarta isla más grande del mundo y una de las zonas con mayor biodiversidad del planeta. Alberga una gran cantidad de especies, en su mayor parte endémicas, es decir, que sólo se encuentran allí. Esto No Es Tan Paranormal Pero es Feo Atrapado en un Ascensor Durante 41 horas link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=p_bMhNI_TY8& Cuando Nicholas White decidió hacer un descanso para fumar no podía imaginar que este se convertiría en una auténtica pesadilla, regresando a su puesto de trabajo el edificio sufrió un apagón y el ascensor quedó bloqueado entre dos plantas. Nicholas tuvo la mala suerte de quedarse trabajando hasta tarde un viernes por la noche y cuando a las 11 de la noche el ascensor dejó de funcionar no había nadie que pudiera escuchar sus llamadas de auxilio. Durante 41 horas tuvo que permanecer encerrado, sin poder comer ni beber nada. En la grabación de las cámaras de seguridad puede observarse como la frustración y la desesperanza se apoderan de él.