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CUANDO PARECE QUE LA HISTORIA TERMINA .......CONTINUA INESPERADAMENTE. link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=m_WNIsoskPE&e comenta o el emo te da un beso!!!!
un clasico...... link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=8Ntll72w2Og&feature=related ........me cruce con este video .....la musica es fantastica..... link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=ArMSEMB0cwI&feature=related comentame algo!!!! si te saque una risa esta post valio la pena.......gracias.
aca tenes un ejemplo del pelotudo : un dia estabas aburrido y decidiste caminar sobre postes....mala muy mala decidion. cadera nueva u$s 30000. link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=jvj0s5zMRjQ aca es un caso especial el nombre del flaco....es un chiste en ingles pero abajo te lo traduzco, solo para vo pibe!!! link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=lCdv4GHTyo4&feature=channel -"antes de ir a la playa tengo 36 hs para aprender todo lo que pueda de este hombre MYKE HAWK" que suena como "my cock" ---> mi pene. pequeño error de calculo: los yanquis son especialistas en boludeces....no solo son los mas agresivos sino que son los bufones del mundo....... link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=JGYatRghpJs&feature=channel mas yankis....... comenta a la salida......gracais y si te saque una risa ..el post cumplio el cometido. link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=uRX1mrtlap4&feature=channel
empecemos con un salto .... y aterricemos con la cara link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=yq3mhp9dFDc&feature=channel ..este video habla por si solo y como barney corrompe a los chicos link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=HIwJsTZ78nY&feature=channel ..y claro aca lo tenes al pelotudo ....juan carlos pelotudo!!! link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=FfgoVXnD60w&feature=channel se desarmo un yanki link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=NDl_F5tn4p4&feature=channel
Registrate y eliminá la publicidad! y claro ...vos te haces el cheronca con tus amigos....pero en el fondo ellos saben que sos un idiota!!! link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=yP2oXf6CAus el doc dice gracias!!!!!!
aca les traigo un video muy bueno de saturday live night, ojo esta en ingles igual abajo del video coloco la traduccion para que todos nos riamos!!!!!! link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=4pXfHLUlZf4 JIZZ IN MY PANTS - THE LONELY ISLAND Lock eyes from across the room------------>Te guiño un ojo desde el otro lado down my drink while the rhythms boom------>bebo mientras sube el ritmo de la música take your hand and skip the names--------->tomo tu mano y olvido los nombres no need here for the silly games---------->aquí no hay necesidad de juegos tontos make our way through the smoke and crowd-->nos abrimos paso entre la gente y el humo the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud-->el club es el cielo y estoy en tu nube move in close as the lasers fly----------->moviéndome cual mosca láser our bodies touch and the angels cry------->nuestros cuerpos se tocan y los ángeles lloran leave this place go back to yours--------->salimos de este lugar volviendo al tuyo our lips first touch outside your doors--->nuestros labios se rozan fuera de tus puertas a whole night what we’ve got in store----->tenemos toda la noche por delante whisper in my ear that you want some more-->me susurras al oído que quieres algo más and I...--------------------------------->y a mí... jizz in my pants.------------------------>se me empapan los pantalones. This really never happens---------------->En realidad esto nunca sucedió you can take my word--------------------->puedes creerme I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd---->no pediré disculpas, es absurdo Mainly your fault from ------------------>la culpa es tuya por the way that you dance------------------->tu manera de bailar and now I...----------------------------->y ahora, a mí jizz in my pants.------------------------>se me empapan los pantalones. Don’t tell your friends------------------>No se lo digas a tus amigas or I’ll say your a slut------------------>o diré que eres un pendón plus it´s your fault,-------------------->además es culpa tuya you were rubbing my butt----------------->me rozaste con el trasero I’m very sensitive,---------------------->soy muy sensible some would say that’s a plus.------------>algunos dirían que esto es bueno. now I’ll go home and change.------------->ahora iré a casa a cambiarme. I need a few things from the grocery---->Necesitaba comprar algo en el super do things alone now mostly-------------->hacer las cosas solo left me heart broken not lookin’ for love-->me dejó roto el corazón, no buscaba amor surprised in my eyes-------------------->mis ojos se sorprendieron when I looked above--------------------->cuando miré por encima the check out counter and I saw a face-->del mostrador y vi un rostro my heart stood still so did time-------->mi corazón se paralizó en el tiempo and space------------------------------->y en el espacio never felt that I could feel real again-->nunca sentí que podría sentirme real de nuevo but the look in her eyes---------------->pero al mirar en sus ojos said I need a friend-------------------->me decían que necesitaba una amiga she turned to me that’s when she said it->ella se giró y dijo looked me dead in the face,------------->mirando en mi cara paralizada asked “Cash or Credit?”---------------->preguntándome "¿efectivo o tarjeta de crédito? and I...------------------------------->y a mí jizz in my pants.----------------------->se me empaparon los pantalones. It’s perfectly normal,------------------>Esto es completamente normal nothing wrong with me------------------->no hay nada malo en mí but we’re going to need a clean up------>pero necesitamos hacer una limpieza on aisle three-------------------------->en el pasillo tres and now I’m posed in an awkward stance-->y ahora me cuestionan en una torpe postura because I...---------------------------->porque a mí jizz in my pants.----------------------->se me empapan los pantalones. To be fair you were flirting a lot------>Seamos justos, tú coqueteabas mucho plus the way you bag cans--------------->además tu manera de guardar las latas got me bothered and hot----------------->me molesta y me pone caliente please stop acting---------------------->por favor, deja de actuar like you’re not impressed--------------->como si no estuvieses impresionada one more thing, I’m gonna pay by check.-->una cosa más, pagaré para comprobar. Last week, I saw a film----------------->La semana pasada, vi una película as I recall it was a horror film-------->recuerdo que era de miedo walked outside into the rain------------>caminé bajo la lluvia checked my phone and saw you rang and I..->miré mi teléfono y vi tu llamada, y a mí... jizz in my pants.----------------------->se me empaparon los pantalones. Speeding down the street----------------->Iba a toda velocidad por la calle when the red lights flash---------------->mientras las luces rojas me destellaban need to get away need to make a dash----->necesitaba salir, necesitaba hacer un guión a song----------------------------------->una canción comes on that reminds me of you and I...->que me recuerda a ti, y a mí... jizz in my pants.------------------------>se me empapan los pantalones. The next day my alarm goes off and I---->Al día siguiente mi alarma se apagó, y a mí... jizz in my pants------------------------>se me empaparon los pantalones, open my window and a breeze rolls in and I-->abrí la ventana, me dio a brisa, y a mí... jizz in my pants------------------------>se me empaparon los pantalones, when Bruce Willis was dead-------------->cuando Bruce Willis murío at the end of sixth sense I...---------->al final del sexto sentido a mí... jizz in my pants------------------------>se me empaparon los pantalones, I just ate a grape and I---------------->comía una uva y a mí... jizz in my pants------------------------>se me empaparon los pantalones, jizz in my pants------------------------>se me empaparon los pantalones, ok seriously you guys can we, ok.------->bueno, en serio puedes dejarnos en ridículo. I juzz right in my pants---------------->Se me empapan los pantalones everry time you´re next to me----------->cada vez que te acercas a mí and when we´re holding hands------------>y cuando estamos cogidos de la mano it´s ike having sex to me--------------->es como si tuvieras relaciones sexuales conmigo you say I ´m premature------------------>dices que soy un inmaduro I just call it ecstasy--------------------->yo sólo llamo al éxtasis I wear a rubber at all time------------->siempre llevo la goma puesta it´s a necessity------------------------>es una necesidad que tengo cuz I...-------------------------------->porque a mí jizz in my pants------------------------>se me empapan los pantalones. fuentes: http://cancionero-mimo.blogspot.com/2008/12/traduccin-jizz-in-my-pants-lonely.html y yo que lo vi Jizz in My Pants" is an SNL Digital Short which aired on Saturday Night Live on December 6, 2008. It serves as the music video for the first single from The Lonely Island's debut album, Incredibad. The video stars The Lonely Island members Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and briefly, Akiva Schaffer, and also features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Justin Timberlake, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. "Jizz in my Pants" has been viewed over 48 million times on YouTube. The video's availability on YouTube is due to it being published by The Lonely Island instead of Saturday Night Live. SNL had previously posted its own videos on YouTube, but removed its channel when Hulu.com was created. Contents The video opens with Samberg in a night club and he sings about hitting on Molly Sims. They head to her apartment, but as they share a kiss in the hallway outside her door he ejaculates, or "jizzes," prematurely. Taccone is then shown conversing with a check-out girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, in a grocery store, but jizzes in his pants as well. When he calls for a cleanup, the janitor is shown to be Justin Timberlake. Samberg then exits a movie theater, when the discovery of a missed cellphone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car while listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, causing him to "jizz in [his] pants" yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how easily they "jizz in [their] pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character (Dr. Malcolm Crowe) in The Sixth Sense, and simply eating a grape. They explain that whenever they are adjacent to women, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates the constant wearing of condoms. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey. A number of commentators enjoyed "Jizz in My Pants". Jennifer Maerz of SF Weekly felt the video was "funny in a totally moronic way," describing it as "pure electro-trash" with "douchebag clothes, attitudes, and beats".[4] Mickey O'Connor of TV Guide liked the song's "clever lyrics" which "brilliantly satirize the pompous chill of '80s synth rock.'"[5] The New York Observer writer Christopher Rosen described the video as "awesomely catchy", in contrast to the rest of the SNL episode which he felt was not very good.[6] "Jizz in My Pants'" reception was not all positive, however. Jerry Portwood of New York Press compared the video unfavourably to the work of "Weird Al" Yankovic. The video did not satisfy him "beyond a few chuckles." Portwood preferred Yankovic's ability to parody current events and pop culture, dissecting "what was actually manipulative and mind-numbing about popular music and the market as a whole". He feels Samberg, in contrast, sticks to "safe and, ultimately, ineffective parody."[7] [edit]Commercial The track sold 76,000 downloads in its first two weeks of availability.[8]. The song has gone Gold in Australia with sales in excess of 35,000. fuente wiki gracias espero comentarios y el doc tambien
el titulo lo dice todo!!! disfrutenlo!!! link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=MIoZM1OQGzs yapa link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=Ib6k3M30lus el doc agradece!!!!
aca les dejo una de las mejores publicidades que vi ultimamente, como con $2 te llegan al corazon... link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=yIutgtzwhAc el doc agradece tu comentario.
...que pasa cuando le erras al calculo?, y sencillo ..mejor miremos el video como ejemplo!! https://ugc.kn3.net/s/http://www.youtube.com/v/kOrZHqfcfWU&e link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=kOrZHqfcfWU&e vos crees que esto duele mas que el tipo de la fuente o los gimnastas??? tipo de la gimnastas: gracias por comentar!!! el doc agradece: