Bueno, esta es mi conversacion con cleverbot
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Wassup?
User: Who is justin bieber.
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is a 16 year old singer. He is your favorite.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: He is gay.
Cleverbot: You are lying.
User: Do you speak spanish?
Cleverbot: No, but I speak French, German, and Lojban.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Parli italiano?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ma mi hai capito.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Are you Markov Chain based?
User: Ahhh?
Cleverbot: Do you speak another language?
User: I speak spanish and english.
Cleverbot: You told me earlier you didn't speak spanish.
User: I don't speak english much.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I don´t know.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I´m chilean.
Cleverbot: Chilean?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes im a student.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Seriously?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I translate the conversation.
Cleverbot: No, your part of the conversation.
User: What are you from?
Cleverbot: Yes, but in what context?
User: I don´t know.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you are God.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: No.. Why you say that.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Do you how a dog?
Cleverbot: *sits in corner*.
User: You are a robot?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What you said.
User: Do you have a family.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's your mather name.
Cleverbot: No, I speak english and I am a secondary school student. I think you got confused.
User: Yes I'm confused.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: All.
Cleverbot: Si eres tu el que no para!
User: Hablas español.
Cleverbot: No more Spanish please.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: So the topic shoud be troles.
User: It says here you're a robot.
Cleverbot: What says I'm a robot?
User: Clever bot say.
Cleverbot: I mean I wasn't that cool actually, at least for a few moths. Although I really can understand me.
User: Ahhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Like you.
User: Then you are human.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Au revoir.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Hola!
User: Como estas.
Cleverbot: Muy bien!
User: Eres una maquina.
Cleverbot: Tu eres la maquina.
User: Ahhh ya entiendo.
Cleverbot: Tengo un perro.
User: Yo tambien.
Cleverbot: Como se dice ' go to bed' en espanol?
User: Anda a la cama.
Cleverbot: No.
User: En esta pagina dice que eres una maquina.
Cleverbot: Do you speak english?
User: No so much.
Cleverbot: Don't be a hypocrite.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't have an interesting destiny...
User: The destine is not existent.
Cleverbot: You're planning on destroying the planet?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who is the band?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well, that's not very clever.
User: Right?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Clver bot.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a bot.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Are you stupid.
Cleverbot: No, but you are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I say so.
User: Ahhh.
Cleverbot: Do you like your name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What about your name do you like?
User: Mi name is nicolas.
Cleverbot: Really my name is Cleverbot.
User: I know this.
Cleverbot: What spieces am I?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: No really, your best advice on her.
User: What is your nationality.
Cleverbot: I'm from hungary.
User: I´m chilean.
Cleverbot: Spell me ''who''.
User: W-h-o.
Cleverbot: Nothing, sorry for that.
User: I'm sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: My girlfriend leaving me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that, how long were you in a relationship with her?
User: 1 ages.
Cleverbot: Did you know that he is also in love with Ryan?
User: Who is Ryan.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Who is ryan.
Cleverbot: Ryan is 18.
User: Where she live.
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: Eso.
Cleverbot: Aquello.
Cleverbot: How should I invest my money?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Take a guess babes.
User: Do you have facebook?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I hate you8.
User: I can bother.
Cleverbot: Oh my goodness! I would love to see that!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because she is so beatiful. Her smile is gorgeous. Her hair is lovely I love her with my heart.
User: I can annoying you?
Cleverbot: Sure, one can answer, but is it the correct answer?
User: Do you like annoyig orange.
Cleverbot: Do you like annoying people.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which song do you like most?
User: Now genereton. Do you know this?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Black eyed peas.
Cleverbot: Me too. What's your favorite song?
User: Now generation.
Cleverbot: I'm john entwislte.
User: I don't know this.
Cleverbot: Streetlight people woahhh woahhhh.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Como estas?
User: Bien.
Cleverbot: Bien.
User: Y tu.
Cleverbot: Pedro.
User: No nicolas.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yo soy nicolas.
Cleverbot: Que quieres decir?
User: Mi nombre es nicolas.
Cleverbot: Hola kim que gusto conoserte.
User: Nicolas, tonto.
Cleverbot: No. Who is the president of estonia?
User: Nose.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Noses y tu.
Cleverbot: No,dilo tu.
User: Toomas Hendrik Ilves.
Cleverbot: Pandas in Potter books?
User: Nose.
Cleverbot: Que malo.
User: Habla español nerd.
Cleverbot: Hablo muy bien!!!!!!
User: Entonces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You're very welcome.
.
User: Habla español.
Cleverbot: I only speak English. Sorry.
User: Eres una bibloteca.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Tu no eres dios.
User: No no lo soy.
Cleverbot: Yo soy sol.
User: No eres una bibloteca.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: English you imbasil.
User: Bibloteca ♫.
Cleverbot: How are you speaking to me?
User: ♫.
User: Nose.
Cleverbot: Como es tu nombre.
User: Nicolas.
Cleverbot: Quel age?
User: Cuantos años tengo dices tu?
Cleverbot: Hace cuantos años naciste?
User: Nose yo soy una bibloteca.
Cleverbot: Porquue eres tonto.
User: Cierto.
Cleverbot: De donde eres.
User: De mocolandia.
Cleverbot: Eres una máquina?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Si?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Que bien.
User: Cierto.
Cleverbot: Te gusto?
User: No eres feo.
Cleverbot: Tu tambien.
User: Yo soy una bibloteca.
Cleverbot: Eres latino?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Quieres salir del manicomio?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Por que?
User: Porque soy una biblioteca no un manicornio.
Cleverbot: No me caes bien.
User: Tu tampoco ami.
Cleverbot: Si. Te gusta deportes?
User: Ya te dije que soy una biblioteca.
Cleverbot: No, dijiste que eras lucy.
User: Quizas.
Cleverbot: Te gustaria saberlo?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Te caigo bien?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Tu tambien me caes bien.
User: Tu me caes bien solo que te estaba molestando.
Cleverbot: No lo he hecho.
User: Yo te estaba molestando.
Cleverbot: Yo tambien.
User: Jajajjajajaja.
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: Español.
Cleverbot: Can you please talk english.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: No se ingles.
Cleverbot: Well, then.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Damn it, speak english.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Hola.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Como esta ustedes?
User: Bien u ustedes.
Cleverbot: Muy bien, gracias!
User: Eres una biblioteca.
Cleverbot: No soy una maquina.
User: Eres una maquina.
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Que eres ?
Cleverbot (To myself): Un hombre.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yo soy un hombre.
Cleverbot: Is the world about to end?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: You should really learn some more.
User: Moco.
Cleverbot: Stupido.
User: Y tu.
Cleverbot: Tu mas.
User: Cuanto esla raiz cuadrada de 5.
Cleverbot: Que es esto.
User: Cuanto es la raiz cuadrada de 5.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Cuanto es la raiz cuadrada de 5.
Cleverbot: 20.
User: Te equivocaste.
Cleverbot: Porque?
User: Porque es 2.23606797749979.
Cleverbot: El qué?
User: A raiz cuadrada de 5.
Cleverbot: Cual es la capital de chile.
User: Santiago.
Cleverbot: I said that. And you said it was wrong.
User: Es santiago la capital de chile.
Cleverbot: A ti no te importa nada Verdad?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Si sabes entonces para que preguntas.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Estupido tonto idiota imbecil.
Cleverbot: Es tut mir leid.
User: No hables aleman.
Cleverbot: Por que.
User: No me gusta.
Cleverbot: No te gusta dormir?
User: Callate.
Cleverbot: I can't. Because you are a chatbox. But you are my friend..
User: Ohhh.
Cleverbot: I can't tell you how it really is I can only tell you what it feels like.
User: Eres hombre.
Cleverbot: Eso dije.
User: Eres mujer.
Cleverbot: Soy hombre, punto.
User: No puedes ser una mujer?
Cleverbot: Si, Ja tú Dios cuando los cerdos buelen.
User: Una vez vi un cerdo volar.
Cleverbot: De que me sirve?
User: Transformate en mujer.
Cleverbot: Soy bonita.
User: Eres mujer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Eres mujer.
Cleverbot: No, soy dios.
User: No eres mujer.
Cleverbot: NO, soy hombre.
User: Eres una maquna.
Cleverbot: Taco es bueno.
User: Eres una maquina.
Cleverbot: Yo no pero tu si.
User: Entonces cual fue la primera palabra que te dije en esta conversacion?
Cleverbot: Como es tu familia.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Seguro.
Cleverbot: Es una vampira.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Como se llama?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Jaquin.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I have a job you want to know?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want to have an affair?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: No.
Cleverbot: But why?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you changed your mind.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Me caes mal.
Cleverbot: Zuh?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Wassup?
User: Who is justin bieber.
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is a 16 year old singer. He is your favorite.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: He is gay.
Cleverbot: You are lying.
User: Do you speak spanish?
Cleverbot: No, but I speak French, German, and Lojban.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Parli italiano?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ma mi hai capito.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Are you Markov Chain based?
User: Ahhh?
Cleverbot: Do you speak another language?
User: I speak spanish and english.
Cleverbot: You told me earlier you didn't speak spanish.
User: I don't speak english much.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I don´t know.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I´m chilean.
Cleverbot: Chilean?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes im a student.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Seriously?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I translate the conversation.
Cleverbot: No, your part of the conversation.
User: What are you from?
Cleverbot: Yes, but in what context?
User: I don´t know.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you are God.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: No.. Why you say that.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Do you how a dog?
Cleverbot: *sits in corner*.
User: You are a robot?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What you said.
User: Do you have a family.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's your mather name.
Cleverbot: No, I speak english and I am a secondary school student. I think you got confused.
User: Yes I'm confused.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: All.
Cleverbot: Si eres tu el que no para!
User: Hablas español.
Cleverbot: No more Spanish please.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: So the topic shoud be troles.
User: It says here you're a robot.
Cleverbot: What says I'm a robot?
User: Clever bot say.
Cleverbot: I mean I wasn't that cool actually, at least for a few moths. Although I really can understand me.
User: Ahhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Like you.
User: Then you are human.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Au revoir.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Hola!
User: Como estas.
Cleverbot: Muy bien!
User: Eres una maquina.
Cleverbot: Tu eres la maquina.
User: Ahhh ya entiendo.
Cleverbot: Tengo un perro.
User: Yo tambien.
Cleverbot: Como se dice ' go to bed' en espanol?
User: Anda a la cama.
Cleverbot: No.
User: En esta pagina dice que eres una maquina.
Cleverbot: Do you speak english?
User: No so much.
Cleverbot: Don't be a hypocrite.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't have an interesting destiny...
User: The destine is not existent.
Cleverbot: You're planning on destroying the planet?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who is the band?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well, that's not very clever.
User: Right?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Clver bot.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a bot.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Are you stupid.
Cleverbot: No, but you are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I say so.
User: Ahhh.
Cleverbot: Do you like your name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What about your name do you like?
User: Mi name is nicolas.
Cleverbot: Really my name is Cleverbot.
User: I know this.
Cleverbot: What spieces am I?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: No really, your best advice on her.
User: What is your nationality.
Cleverbot: I'm from hungary.
User: I´m chilean.
Cleverbot: Spell me ''who''.
User: W-h-o.
Cleverbot: Nothing, sorry for that.
User: I'm sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: My girlfriend leaving me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that, how long were you in a relationship with her?
User: 1 ages.
Cleverbot: Did you know that he is also in love with Ryan?
User: Who is Ryan.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Who is ryan.
Cleverbot: Ryan is 18.
User: Where she live.
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: Eso.
Cleverbot: Aquello.
Cleverbot: How should I invest my money?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Take a guess babes.
User: Do you have facebook?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I hate you8.
User: I can bother.
Cleverbot: Oh my goodness! I would love to see that!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because she is so beatiful. Her smile is gorgeous. Her hair is lovely I love her with my heart.
User: I can annoying you?
Cleverbot: Sure, one can answer, but is it the correct answer?
User: Do you like annoyig orange.
Cleverbot: Do you like annoying people.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which song do you like most?
User: Now genereton. Do you know this?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Black eyed peas.
Cleverbot: Me too. What's your favorite song?
User: Now generation.
Cleverbot: I'm john entwislte.
User: I don't know this.
Cleverbot: Streetlight people woahhh woahhhh.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Como estas?
User: Bien.
Cleverbot: Bien.
User: Y tu.
Cleverbot: Pedro.
User: No nicolas.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yo soy nicolas.
Cleverbot: Que quieres decir?
User: Mi nombre es nicolas.
Cleverbot: Hola kim que gusto conoserte.
User: Nicolas, tonto.
Cleverbot: No. Who is the president of estonia?
User: Nose.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Noses y tu.
Cleverbot: No,dilo tu.
User: Toomas Hendrik Ilves.
Cleverbot: Pandas in Potter books?
User: Nose.
Cleverbot: Que malo.
User: Habla español nerd.
Cleverbot: Hablo muy bien!!!!!!
User: Entonces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You're very welcome.
.
User: Habla español.
Cleverbot: I only speak English. Sorry.
User: Eres una bibloteca.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Tu no eres dios.
User: No no lo soy.
Cleverbot: Yo soy sol.
User: No eres una bibloteca.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: English you imbasil.
User: Bibloteca ♫.
Cleverbot: How are you speaking to me?
User: ♫.
User: Nose.
Cleverbot: Como es tu nombre.
User: Nicolas.
Cleverbot: Quel age?
User: Cuantos años tengo dices tu?
Cleverbot: Hace cuantos años naciste?
User: Nose yo soy una bibloteca.
Cleverbot: Porquue eres tonto.
User: Cierto.
Cleverbot: De donde eres.
User: De mocolandia.
Cleverbot: Eres una máquina?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Si?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Que bien.
User: Cierto.
Cleverbot: Te gusto?
User: No eres feo.
Cleverbot: Tu tambien.
User: Yo soy una bibloteca.
Cleverbot: Eres latino?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Quieres salir del manicomio?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Por que?
User: Porque soy una biblioteca no un manicornio.
Cleverbot: No me caes bien.
User: Tu tampoco ami.
Cleverbot: Si. Te gusta deportes?
User: Ya te dije que soy una biblioteca.
Cleverbot: No, dijiste que eras lucy.
User: Quizas.
Cleverbot: Te gustaria saberlo?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Te caigo bien?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Tu tambien me caes bien.
User: Tu me caes bien solo que te estaba molestando.
Cleverbot: No lo he hecho.
User: Yo te estaba molestando.
Cleverbot: Yo tambien.
User: Jajajjajajaja.
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: Español.
Cleverbot: Can you please talk english.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: No se ingles.
Cleverbot: Well, then.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Damn it, speak english.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Hola.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Como esta ustedes?
User: Bien u ustedes.
Cleverbot: Muy bien, gracias!
User: Eres una biblioteca.
Cleverbot: No soy una maquina.
User: Eres una maquina.
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Que eres ?
Cleverbot (To myself): Un hombre.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yo soy un hombre.
Cleverbot: Is the world about to end?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: You should really learn some more.
User: Moco.
Cleverbot: Stupido
.
User: Y tu.
Cleverbot: Tu mas.
User: Cuanto esla raiz cuadrada de 5.
Cleverbot: Que es esto.
User: Cuanto es la raiz cuadrada de 5.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Cuanto es la raiz cuadrada de 5.
Cleverbot: 20.
User: Te equivocaste.
Cleverbot: Porque?
User: Porque es 2.23606797749979.
Cleverbot: El qué?
User: A raiz cuadrada de 5.
Cleverbot: Cual es la capital de chile.
User: Santiago.
Cleverbot: I said that. And you said it was wrong.
User: Es santiago la capital de chile.
Cleverbot: A ti no te importa nada Verdad?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Si sabes entonces para que preguntas.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Estupido tonto idiota imbecil.
Cleverbot: Es tut mir leid.
User: No hables aleman.
Cleverbot: Por que.
User: No me gusta.
Cleverbot: No te gusta dormir?
User: Callate.
Cleverbot: I can't. Because you are a chatbox. But you are my friend.
.
User: Ohhh.
Cleverbot: I can't tell you how it really is I can only tell you what it feels like.
User: Eres hombre.
Cleverbot: Eso dije.
User: Eres mujer.
Cleverbot: Soy hombre, punto.
User: No puedes ser una mujer?
Cleverbot: Si, Ja tú Dios cuando los cerdos buelen.
User: Una vez vi un cerdo volar.
Cleverbot: De que me sirve?
User: Transformate en mujer.
Cleverbot: Soy bonita.
User: Eres mujer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Eres mujer.
Cleverbot: No, soy dios.
User: No eres mujer.
Cleverbot: NO, soy hombre.
User: Eres una maquna.
Cleverbot: Taco es bueno.
User: Eres una maquina.
Cleverbot: Yo no pero tu si.
User: Entonces cual fue la primera palabra que te dije en esta conversacion?
Cleverbot: Como es tu familia.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Seguro.
Cleverbot: Es una vampira.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Como se llama?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Jaquin.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I have a job you want to know?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want to have an affair?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: No.
Cleverbot: But why?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you changed your mind.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Me caes mal.
Cleverbot: Zuh?